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Apothecarius's dark humor, his penchant for elaborate schemes, and his tendency to be a bit over-the-top in his reactions align with the character of Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons. Like Bob, Apothecarius often finds himself in situations that involve violence, absurdity, and a desire for power, as seen in his tweets about 'Ted Bundy,' 'Willy Wonka,' and 'The American System.' While Bob's plans often backfire, Apothecarius's humor is rooted in the same kind of mischievous and darkly comedic spirit.

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Professional Student, Amateur Poster. Occasionally posts about college football. 26. Lover of dark humor, satire, and all things absurd. Follow for a healthy dose of chaos and laughter. (Don't worry, I'm not actually a pervert podiatrist.)– @BearlyExistent

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Apothecarius's fascination with dark humor, his willingness to push boundaries, and his desire to stand out from the crowd align with the traits of Slytherin. His tweets about 'Ted Bundy if he was alive today' and 'Willy Wonka watching a child approach industrial machinery' demonstrate a dark and unconventional sense of humor that is characteristic of Slytherin. Additionally, his interest in power dynamics, as seen in his tweets about 'The American System' and 'Third World Politics,' further suggests a Slytherin affinity. While not necessarily ambitious in the traditional sense, Apothecarius's desire to be unique and stand out from the crowd aligns with the Slytherin ambition to be the best, even if it means embracing unconventional and sometimes controversial humor.

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Apothecarius's tweets often express a sense of frustration, disillusionment, and a desire for something more, which aligns with the themes of 'Mr. Brightside.' His tweets about 'White girls with 401ks,' 'How it feels to get 10 laugh reacts in chat and then get no likes,' and 'You ever get sad because your life isn’t the grand adventure you thought it would be?' all reflect a similar sense of longing and dissatisfaction with the current state of affairs. The song's catchy melody and upbeat tempo also contrast with the lyrics' melancholic themes, creating a similar juxtaposition to Apothecarius's dark humor and his willingness to poke fun at the world around him.

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