Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares fears and excitement, like anxiety about exams in “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj” and extreme hype for concerts in multiple Radical Optimism countdown tweets.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense dedication to artists, e.g. detailed Dua Lipa countdowns like “5 DIAS PRA RADICAL OPTIMSM NO RIO” and pride in seeing Taylor’s surprise song in “2 anos que a taylor cantou a minha música favorita de surprise song e eu ESTAVA LÁ”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses irony to cope and entertain, like blaming Twitter for issues in “twitter lixo” and joking about Dua singing “Evidências” in “DUA LIPA ACABA DE CONFIRMAR QUE VAI CANTAR EVIDÊNCIAS NO SHOW DO RIO (fontes vozes da minha cabeça)”.
- Culturally engaged: References music, tours, and local culture, e.g. Eras/Superturnê in bio and Brazilian music jokes like “dua lipa eu não aceito nada menos do que são jorge no rio ok”.
- Affectionate personality: Shows warmth toward people and spaces, like loving her room in “amo o meu quarto” and seeking comfort from her mother in “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj”.
Weaknesses:
- High anxiety: Expresses strong worry about academics and future, e.g. fear of UERJ exam in “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj” and stress around ENEM in “não da mais pra confiar nos textos de apoio do enem pqp”.
- Harsh self-talk: Talks negatively about family patterns and aging in “espero não chegar na menopausa e ficar igual a minha mãe pqp”, showing critical inner dialogue.
- Catastrophic thinking: Uses extreme language about situations, like “eu amaldiçoo esta cidade do rio de janeiro” and calling repeated issues “essa bomba caindo toda hora ai” in this tweet.
- Technology frustration: Shows frequent irritation with platforms, as in “twitter lixo” and blaming the site in “não sei se é o twitter ou a minha internet, mas vou culpar o twitter”.
- Sleep discipline: Complains about early obligations instead of adapting, e.g. “ngm merece acordar 8 da manhã no feriado”, hinting at difficulty with routine constraints.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious about school, emotionally intense, and very attached to music and culture. Their academic anxiety in “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj” and “tô me arrumando pro enem mandem corações roxos” echoes Lisa’s constant pressure over grades and future. Like Lisa, they are deeply emotionally invested in their idols and art, shown in obsessive countdowns and excitement for Dua Lipa in posts like “1 DIA PRA RADICAL OPTIMSM NO RIO” and “minha ficha ainda não caiu que eu vou ver a dua hoje”. Their Taylor Swift reference in “2 anos que a taylor cantou a minha música favorita de surprise song e eu ESTAVA LÁ não supero nunca” reinforces the parallel to Lisa’s identity being tied to the art she loves. The mix of dramatic humor and emotional sensitivity in tweets like “eu amaldiçoo esta cidade do rio de janeiro” also feels very Lisa: passionate, wordy, and a bit melodramatic in a self-aware way.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they frequently narrate concerts and public events with high emotional energy, like the build‑up to the Dua Lipa show in tweets such as “1 DIA PRA RADICAL OPTIMSM NO RIO” and “minha ficha ainda não caiu que eu vou ver a dua hoje”, and they openly vent about exams and family, e.g. “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj”. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing: their bio is poetic and metaphorical, “praia do futuro a noite, mal consigo ouvir seu nome,” and they dramatize situations in a playful, exaggerated way, like inventing fake tour setlist info in “DUA LIPA ACABA DE CONFIRMAR QUE VAI CANTAR EVIDÊNCIAS NO SHOW DO RIO (fontes vozes da minha cabeça)”, suggesting a strong imaginative streak over concrete detail. Their style is clearly Feeling‑oriented: they express emotions directly and intensely, from anxiety about exams in “não da mais pra confiar nos textos de apoio do enem pqp” to affection and awe for artists in “ela é real e canta em português gente eu amo tanto essa mulher”, prioritizing emotional experience rather than logical analysis. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: while they occasionally reference long anticipation (“mais de 6 meses esperando esse show gente meio que eu vou passar mal”), their timeline is full of spontaneous reactions, mood posts like “#mood”, and chaotic, in‑the‑moment comments such as “essa bomba caindo toda hora ai”. Taken together, the outgoing emotional expression, imaginative hyperbole, and spontaneous posting style align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘living for a caderneta of All Too Well,’ can I apply to be the next heartbreaking chapter, or do I need to pass a UERJ-style exam first?
- You survived ENEM, are facing UERJ, and still have energy to countdown every day to Radical Optimism… statistically speaking, I think you can handle one more challenge: a date with me in this cursed ‘cidade do Rio de Janeiro.’
- You said you ‘can barely hear their name’ on Praia do Futuro at night — challenge accepted: let me take you to the beach and say your name so softly you only hear it when you’re really paying attention to me.
- You waited over six months for Dua Lipa and didn’t ‘superar nunca’ Taylor singing your favorite surprise song… I don’t promise a stadium show, but I can offer front-row tickets to terrible jokes, good music, and someone who’ll scream the lyrics in Portuguese with you.
- Since Twitter is ‘lixo’ and you only tweet to see the timeline, let’s optimize your Radical Optimism: close the app, open your DMs, and let’s turn that ‘abuble’ era into a ‘can’t-believe-they’re-real’ era instead.
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Future UERJ student, part-time Swiftie & Dua Lipa defender. Once survived ENEM panic by asking my mom to let me sleep in her room.– @bearntonelli
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Sun Radical Optimist
This cocktail starts with bold coffee-infused cachaça for all those sleepless study nights and vestibular anxiety, like the plea: “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj”. Passion fruit juice brings tropical drama and intensity, echoing the chaotic love for pop divas and the emotional build-up to Radical Optimism in Rio: “1 DIA PRA RADICAL OPTIMSM NO RIO” and “minha ficha ainda não caiu que eu vou ver a dua hoje”. Pink guava soda adds a bubbly, aesthetic sweetness that matches the cute room pics and soft personal vibes of “amo o meu quarto”. The sea salt and crushed candy rim balances bitterness and sweetness, just like tweeting “eu amaldiçoo esta cidade do rio de janeiro” and five minutes later losing it over a concert. Finally, a dash of Aperol adds a slightly bitter, grown-up note for the fear of becoming like mom and the dramatic family reflections of “espero não chegar na menopausa e ficar igual a minha mãe pqp”, making the drink complex, moody, and still ultimately optimistic.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strongly emotional, impulsive, and bold personality that aligns best with Gryffindor. The way they dramatize their fear of major exams, like asking “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj” while still going through with it, shows a pattern of facing intimidating challenges head‑on despite anxiety: “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj”. Their intense, almost theatrical excitement and build‑up to the Dua Lipa concert (“mais de 6 meses esperando esse show gente meio que eu vou passar mal” and the daily countdowns like “5 DIAS PRA RADICAL OPTIMSM NO RIO”, “1 DIA PRA RADICAL OPTMSM NO RIO”) reveal a spirited, high‑energy temperament typical of Gryffindors. They also express strong, unfiltered opinions and frustrations, such as “eu amaldiçoo esta cidade do rio de janeiro” and “não da mais pra confiar nos textos de apoio do enem pqp”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward emotional honesty and impulsive reaction rather than detached analysis. While there are hints of dedication (studying for ENEM/vestibular) and fandom passion, there’s little evidence of the calm diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin; instead, their loud enthusiasm, dramatic flair, and willingness to throw themselves into intense experiences mark them as Gryffindor.
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Your song
All Too Well (10 Minute Version) - Taylor Swift
The best fit is All Too Well (10 Minute Version) because they are clearly a dedicated Swiftie and deeply attached to this specific song’s emotional world. They literally say they are “vivendo por uma caderneta de all too well”, suggesting they live through detailed, memory-filled journaling that mirrors the song’s narrative intensity. Their bio, “praia do futuro a noite, mal consigo ouvir seu nome,” has the same nostalgic, bittersweet tone as the track’s focus on someone whose name still lingers painfully in memory. The way they celebrate Taylor’s surprise songs — “2 anos que a taylor cantou a minha música favorita de surprise song e eu ESTAVA LÁ não supero nunca” — shows how they hold onto specific moments and refuse to “get over” them, just like the song clings to every detail. Even their anxious, dramatic posts about exams like “mãe posso dormir com você tô com medo do vestibular da uerj” reflect the same emotional intensity and vulnerability that make All Too Well such a fitting soundtrack for their life.
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