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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but specifically a much darker, more self-critical version of her. Like Lisa, this user is extremely introspective and constantly analyzing themselves, evident in posts like “it’s crazy how much the number on the scale affects me mentally” and “i’m a very yappy and talkative person but the deeper i get in my ed the more i want to be alone”. Lisa often feels out of place in her own family/body and channels that into perfectionism, echoed by this user’s fixation on specific numbers and milestones such as “the day im 49kg is the day i find peace” and “I WILL. BE AT 210 OR UNDER BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY”. There’s the same mix of intelligence and self-awareness with deep insecurity, visible when they say “need 2 give myself more credit bc i feel like im not losing fast enough” but immediately undermine themselves with tweets like “i hate my life i’m so fat my bf hates me i have no will to live”. Overall, they resemble Lisa if her perfectionism, sensitivity, and self-criticism were focused almost entirely on her body and weight rather than school and activism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): while they call themselves "very yappy and talkative," they also say the deeper they get into their ED the more they want to be alone, e.g. “i’m a very yappy and talkative person but the deeper i get in my ed the more i want to be alone”, and most tweets are introspective rants rather than seeking big social crowds. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they obsess over exact weights, calories, and bodily sensations, like “i took a shit earlier and lost half a pound LMFAOOO i feel so empty it feels good” and “broke my 34hr fast for a 740c omad! i had half a frozen pizza (660) and some ranch (i didnt measure it but ill just say it was 2 servings which r 40c each)”, which shows concrete, detail-oriented thinking rather than abstract theorizing. They are clearly Feeling (F): they evaluate themselves and others through emotions and relationships, lamenting how their ED affects their boyfriend and guilt about lashing out, e.g. “does anyone else also get really angry/agitated when they are fasting... i always tend to lose patience for my bf or lash out and i always feel bad :(” and “being a ppl pleaser while having an ed is not for the weak. like i feel bad whenever my bf offers me food and i say no so sometimes i give in :(”. Their pattern fits Judging (J): they constantly set strict goals and schedules (weights by certain dates, fasting plans) and get distressed when results don’t match the plan, such as “I WILL. BE AT 210 OR UNDER BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏” and “starting my push towards the 200s tmr… i will be pacing or taking a walk everyday of atleast 5k and eating as little as possible 🙏”. Overall, the combination of inward focus, concrete detail obsession, emotional decision-making, and rigid goal-setting aligns most closely with ISFJ.

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21 • turning long walks, Minecraft marathons & scale anxiety into data points • former binge cycle, current small-steps-only era– @beascal

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This cocktail is sharp and dry at the core, like their brutally honest self-talk and fixation on numbers, from the scale to leaderboards, echoing posts like “it’s crazy how much the number on the scale affects me mentally” and “WHY IS MY LEADERBOARD NOT ACCURATE”. The grapefruit juice brings a sour, slightly bitter edge that mirrors their agitation and mood swings when restricting or fasting, seen in “does anyone else also get really angry/agitated when they are fasting...”. Tonic water adds a fizzy, restless energy that fits their pacing obsession and step goals like “charging my phone so i can start pacing later today :3 hopefully i can hit atleast 5k!!!!!”. A dash of saline solution stands in for water retention and sodium anxiety, nodding to “I HATE CARBS AND SODIUM BC WDYM I GAINED 5 POUNDS after 1500 calories worth of fast food.”. Finally, edible silver shimmer represents their dream of being thin, androgynous, and almost unreal, capturing the vibe of “i hate being sexualized so much i just wanna be so thin and androgynous” and their constant manifesting and goal-setting like “the day im 49kg is the day i find peace”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their core drive is intense, sometimes ruthless ambition around weight and control, which aligns closely with Slytherin traits. They set extreme, hyper-specific goals and deadlines, like “and february WILL be the month i get into the 190s ❤️” and “I WILL. BE AT 210 OR UNDER BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏”, showing a results‑obsessed, do-whatever-it-takes mindset. They’re highly strategic and resourceful with their methods, talking about multi‑day fasts and step targets (“i have been getting fat soooo 3 5 day fast?”, “charging my phone so i can start pacing later today :3 hopefully i can hit atleast 5k!!!!!”) and even seeing birthday plan delays as an opportunity: “kind of more excited now that my bday plans are post poned….. more fasting for me 😈😈😈”. There’s also a strong self-preservation and competitive edge in how they frame things like not wanting to compete with their boyfriend because they’re already “fighting [their] own demons” (“please god i dont need to compete w my own boyfriend like i already fight my own demons and he knows im struggling”), and obsessing over leaderboards and maintenance (“WHY IS MY LEADERBOARD NOT ACCURATE”, “bitch i cant do this anymore do i need to start pacing around this damn place again to lose weight i dont understand how im maintaining so hard”). While they have flashes of self-deprecation and despair, the dominant pattern is a relentless, goal-driven, and opportunistic pursuit of their desired body, which is quintessentially Slytherin rather than the more community‑oriented Hufflepuff or curiosity‑driven Ravenclaw.

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A song that fits them best is Skinny by Billie Eilish, which focuses on tying self-worth to weight and feeling invalid despite others’ perceptions. They constantly equate their value with the scale, saying things like “it’s crazy how much the number on the scale affects me mentally” and “only lost 4kgs in january UGH i should die….”. Like the song, they feel they’re never “sick enough,” reflected in “i want to be sick so bad but i fear i will never be sick enough” and “ur right im not valid bc im still fat after years of this disorder”. Their wish to disappear and be less visible, shown in “i hate being sexualized so much i just wanna be so thin and androgynous”, parallels the song’s quiet, fragile tone. The mixture of dark humor, exhaustion, and desperation in tweets like “i hate my life i’m so fat my bf hates me i have no will to live i hate myself and my body i wish my life ended im tired of it” captures the same raw, vulnerable emotional landscape that Skinny portrays.

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