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Homer Simpson is famously obsessed with junk food and often expresses his cravings in a goofy, over‑the‑top way. Beavermaxx’s timeline is filled with similar food‑obsessed posts like 'big fat juicy burger with some cheese' and 'I remember the first time i had White Castle it was so bad it made me want to kill people', echoing Homer's love of burgers and donuts. The user also vents about work and responsibilities, writing such as 'fuckkk i hate being employed' and 'holy fucking shit i have 8 assignments i need finished', which parallels Homer's constant complaints about his job at the nuclear plant. Their crude, self‑deprecating humor ('i be cropdusting at the gym idgaf' and 'i’m shitting girl fuck off') mirrors Homer's slap‑stick, often vulgar jokes. Occasional existential musings like 'reminder that time is always passing and there will never be a way to pause life' reflect the moments when Homer ponders his place in the world.

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The user’s tweets show a strong outward focus, constantly addressing the audience (“you guys”, “guys this isn’t supposed to have any hidden sexual meaning…”) and even labeling themselves as a performer (“i am a performer”). They dwell on concrete, sensory details—food, gym, and daily life—evident in posts like “big fat juicy burger with some cheese” and “taking the pump cover off to hit biceps.” Their language is driven by personal feelings and values, sharing vulnerability (“visiting my childhood home for the holidays man what the fuck 💔”) and emotional reactions (“she took my i luv boobies bracelets man i can’t have shit 💔”). Finally, they display a spontaneous, flexible style, hopping between topics, admitting laziness in planning (“i’ve been too lazy to put it all down on paper but i finally got around to it”) and often posting impulsively (“maybe something’s are that simple”). These traits align best with the ESFP (Extraverted‑Sensing‑Feeling‑Perceiving) type.

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Fitness enthusiast & meme curator. Got my first leather jacket thanks to game hero Leon Kennedy. Sharing lifts, food & musings. DM for collabs.– @beavermaxx

Your signature cocktail
The Gummy Bear Bicep Bomb captures the high‑energy gym vibe and the whimsical, meme‑filled personality of @beavermaxx. The bourbon gives the drink a strong, muscular backbone like a gym routine ("MY GYM ROUTINE 🧵 ..."), while the gummy‑bear‑infused vodka nods to the tweet "i’m a gummy bear yes i’m a gummy bear". A shot of espresso and a splash of milk echo the late‑night study sessions and the "just took two edibles" moments, and the chocolate liqueur adds the sweet, nostalgic comfort of cheeseburger cravings ("big fat juicy burger with some cheese"). The layered flavors mirror the user’s shift between "shitpost guru" humor and deeper reflections on time ("TAKE ME BACK STOP STOP I HATE THE PASSAGE OF TIME"). This cocktail is as bold and unpredictable as the timeline of @beavermaxx, delivering a punch of flavor that’s both nostalgic and power‑packed.

Your Hogwarts House
The account constantly seeks status and control over its audience, as shown by the tweet "too many people are unfollowing me do i gotta post man chest again" which reveals a worry about follower count. It also displays strategic thinking, saying "i need to cookup a tweet that will have me getting rtd and grilled all over the timeline" to intentionally generate buzz. The user proudly shares personal achievements, for example "MY GYM ROUTINE 🧵 A lot of people ask what my routine is but i’ve been too lazy to put it all down on paper but i finally got around to it and thought i should share" indicating a desire to be recognized for superiority. Self‑promotion is a recurring theme, with lines like "i’m a performer" and "i’m a gummy bear yes i’m a gummy bear" emphasizing a crafted persona. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a focus on personal success align most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user constantly expresses feeling overwhelmed by adult responsibilities, like the tweet about having eight assignments due at 4:30 pm and the one lamenting time: 'TAKE ME BACK STOP STOP I HATE THE PASSAGE OF TIME TAKE ME BACK'. They also long for simpler times and childhood nostalgia, as seen in 'visiting my childhood home for the holidays man what the fuck 💔' and 'ok enough memory lane i’m getting depressed'. The chorus of 'Stressed Out' ('Wish we could turn back time') directly mirrors this yearning. Additionally, the song captures the mix of anxiety and meme‑like self‑deprecation that appears throughout their feed, for example 'i’m a gummy bear yes i’m a gummy bear' and 'too many people are unfollowing me do i gotta post man chest again'. Overall, the track’s blend of catchy pop‑rock and lyrics about pressure, nostalgia, and feeling stuck fits @beavermaxx’s gym‑obsessed yet emotionally volatile online persona.

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