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Lisa fits best because she’s fiercely principled, politically engaged, and outspoken about injustice, much like this user’s constant calling out of bigotry and bad policy, for example their criticism of attacks on trans rights in “que lei de bosta e sem sentido vsf, os cara reclama quando pessoa trans mija no banheiro do gênero…”. The user is very vocal against homophobia and transphobia, mirroring Lisa’s moral activism and empathy in tweets like “beijo gay não pode criança assiste, mas beijo hetero nao tem problema nenhum né” and “isso nn seria passível de processo? considerando q tudo nisso aí é transfobico/homofóbico”. Lisa’s tendency to challenge authority and reactionary politicians matches the user’s combative stance toward right-wing figures and influencers, as seen in “O Nikolas é nojento e mau caráter, querendo politizar a morte brutal de um cachorro inocente” and “‘vereador minha rua está toda esburacada’ ‘fodasse vou tirar direito de pessoas trans’”. At the same time, Lisa is a nerdy, fandom-heavy kid, which fits this user’s heavy gaming and anime interests, like talking about Pokémon, Minecraft series, and games in tweets such as “gente eu tava explorando o mapa de topcraft e achei isso na balada (q acho q é da cherry), nossa eu fiquei mto feliz de saber que tem isso no mapa da minha série favorita de Minecraft”. Finally, Lisa’s mix of sensitivity and sharp, sometimes cutting sarcasm lines up with the user’s mix of genuine empathy and aggressive, dark-humored reactions in posts like “tem q ser muito imbecil pra fazer isso, se quer proteger mesmo deixa ela se vestir do jeito que quiser e espanca quem tocar/olhar simples”.

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They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, reply to drama, and openly share personal stories like “>Seja o meu namorado ... Peço ele em casamento no jogo ... Ele ta com dedo no nariz.” and post about their relationship and online friends, showing comfort with public self‑disclosure. Their focus is strongly iNtuitive (N): they jump from specific news to broader ideas and principles, e.g. turning a local law into a larger point about systemic transphobia in “que lei de bosta... apoio todas pessoas trans de sc mijarem e cagarem no lixo”, and reframing political issues with sarcastic, big‑picture takes like “'vereador minha rua está toda esburacada' 'fodasse vou tirar direito de pessoas trans'”. They are clearly Feeling (F): their judgments are driven by values and empathy, especially for marginalized groups and animals, as in “O Nikolas é nojento e mau caráter, querendo politizar a morte brutal de um cachorro inocente, aprenda, nem tudo é política” and “gostar de mulher é assim tao difícil pessoal? vocês nao precisam fingir ser heteros pra ser aceito sabe, pode sair do armário”. Their style is emotionally charged and protective, often using moral language like “cara, simplesmente que nojo” rather than detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): they come off spontaneous and flexible, oscillating between political rants and playful fandom posts like “olhem minha casinha no mine”, joking about anxiety in “pqp o chatgpt falou que talvez eu tenha ansiedade vsf”, and frequently reacting in‑the‑moment with memes and visceral reactions instead of structured, planned threads. Taken together—highly social, value‑driven, big‑picture, and spontaneous—the profile best matches ENFP.

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Galar-native nerd, part-time Pokémon theorist, full-time chaos critic. Once got a life tip from a Stardew Valley proposal gone wrong.– @BeazinhaBee

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The chili-infused cachaça channels their explosive, protective anger at bigotry and cruelty, like when they say they’ll “espanca” abusers “mas só no memes” “vou pegar esses filho da puta espanca eles, depois da um tiro do lado do coração e deixo eles ali agonizando, mas só no memes”. Blood orange juice adds a vivid, dramatic sweetness-acidity mix, reflecting how they’re both affectionate and foul-mouthed, calling someone “gostosa” with total sincerity “gostosa (a da esquerda)”. Pink grapefruit soda represents their queer, bubbly energy and self-description as “flexível, bi e nb (sou indeciso)” “eu sendo flexível, bi e nb (sou indeciso)”. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their gamer/otaku-geek side, from Pokémon takes “todos personagens de pokemon” to Minecraft and Topcraft love “gente eu tava explorando o mapa de topcraft e achei isso na balada”. The smoked salt rim symbolizes how their humor and politics are sharp and abrasive, whether dragging homophobes and pedos “no meu perfil só não pode gente com parafilia criminosa (incluindo lolicon) e criminoso no geral” or mocking nazis that “parecem um pitbull” “OMLK PARWCW UM PITBULL AKAKAKAKAKKAAKAKAKAKAKKA IMAGINA NASCER UMA VEZ, SER NAZISTA E PARECER UM PITBULL”. Strong, citrusy, colorful, and a bit dangerous, this cocktail is made to sip while arguing about justice, Pokémon rankings, and trans rights in Spikemuth’s Galar.

Your Hogwarts House
This user consistently shows strong Gryffindor-style moral bravery and a readiness to confront perceived injustice head-on. They frequently express a desire to physically confront abusers or bigots, e.g. threatening to beat and shoot animal abusers in a (hyperbolic) way in “vou pegar esses filho da puta espanca eles, depois da um tiro do lado do coração e deixo eles ali agonizando, mas só no memes” and reacting fiercely to cruelty in “cara se eu encontro quem fez isso eu quebro na porrada vai se fudeR”. They openly stand up for trans people’s rights and bodily autonomy, attacking unjust laws and discrimination in tweets like “que lei de bosta e sem sentido vsf, os cara reclama quando pessoa trans mija no banheiro do gênero, reclama quando mija no do sexo, ai proibem o unissex tb? apoio todas pessoas trans de sc mijarem e cagarem no lixo” and “'vereador minha rua está toda esburacada' 'fodasse vou tirar direito de pessoas trans'”. They also frame prejudice as something to be fought aggressively, as seen in “isso nn seria passível de processo? considerando q tudo nisso aí é transfobico/homofóbico” and “no meu perfil só não pode gente com parafilia criminosa (incluindo lolicon) e criminoso no geral”. The tone across these tweets is impulsive, fiery, and confrontational rather than calculating or diplomatic, which aligns more with Gryffindor’s bold, hot-headed courage than with the subtler traits of the other houses.

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Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits them because they are loudly proud of their identity and constantly defend LGBTQ+ people, calling out homo/transphobia and double standards, like when they criticize people who invalidate queer identities in relationships “quem diria que a bifobica que disse que bi não sofre em relacionamento hétero seria transfobica em, novamente a bifobia e transfobia andando juntos” and point out hypocrisy around gay vs. straight affection in media “beijo gay não pode criança assiste, mas beijo hetero nao tem problema nenhum né”. In their bio they clearly assert themselves with pronouns and pride flags, and in a tweet they explicitly describe being flexible, bi, and non-binary “eu sendo flexível, bi e nb (sou indeciso)”, echoing the song’s message of self-acceptance. They also show fierce solidarity with trans people against discriminatory laws “apoio todas pessoas trans de sc mijarem e cagarem no lixo”, very much in line with the song’s defiant, activist tone. Their mix of humor, anger at injustice, and celebration of queer existence matches the empowering, unapologetic spirit of Born This Way.

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