Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ardent Gamer: Frequently shares passion for Half-Life 2, Portal 2, and Borderlands, actively seeking "friend me on steam".
- Socially Conscious: Advocates for the recognition of marginalized groups in history, such as "slavs, roma, disabled persons" during the Holocaust.
- Transparent Identity: Openly lists their gender identity and religious background as a "Cultural Catholic" in their biography.
- Community Support: Actively promotes other users and artists through various voting calls and shoutouts like "Vote willow NOW".
- Historical Knowledge: Corrects political misconceptions regarding historical entities, notably regarding "Revolutionary catalonia" and the Know Nothings.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: Utilizes hostile rhetoric toward opponents, such as telling "All police" to harm themselves.
- Ableist Slurs: Uses derogatory language to insult the intelligence of others, calling a user a "bigger retard than nick fuentes".
- Generalizing Hostility: Dismisses entire groups of people based on interests, claiming "Deltarune fans are all hitler".
- Xenophobic Rhetoric: Posts exclusionary demands based on nationality, specifically stating "Bolivians dni".
- Political Cynicism: Expresses extreme disdain for both sides of the spectrum, calling "Democrats" more infuriating than Republicans.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Avery Fossa best matches Lisa Simpson due to their shared status as a highly opinionated, politically active intellectual who frequently critiques the establishment from a left-leaning perspective. Just as Lisa often expresses frustration with political apathy, Avery notes that “Democrats are the most infuriating people” for their perceived lack of genuine care compared to Republicans. They share Lisa's penchant for historical and social correction, such as when they point out “holocaust revisionism” or criticize “inter imperialist war”. Despite their serious activist streak, Avery displays a youthful, geeky side centered on niche interests, seen when they ask “Who wanna play portal 2”, mirroring Lisa's balance of high-level social commentary and childhood hobbies. Ultimately, both personalities are defined by a sense of moral superiority and a refusal to back down from an argument, even when it leads to social friction.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Avery demonstrates Extroversion through a high volume of social interaction, frequently tagging others and inviting strangers to “friend me on steam”. Their Intuition is evident in their constant focus on abstract political theory and historical analysis, such as debating whether “Revolutionary catalonia was neither of those things”. The Thinking trait is dominant in their blunt, often abrasive argumentative style, seen when they dismiss others' logic as an “Appeal to legality” or mock a “disfigured victim of an inter imperialist war”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through spontaneous, irreverent posting habits and a self-admitted indecisiveness, questioning, “Do I lowkirkuenly take a break from Twitter”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Half-Life 3 release date? Because even if you don't show up tomorrow, I’ll never stop waiting for you.
- I’d survive Ravenholm and every awful second of Highway 17 just to be the #1 fan of your private account.
- Is your name Valve? Because you've got me feeling like a disoriented gnome sent 1000 feet into the air.
- I promise I’m not a 'fake woke libtard' or a social democrat—I’m just a guy who thinks we’d look better together than a perfect fat-free cheese.
- Forget Steam friends, I want to be the one person you don't feel like blocking after five seconds on the TL.
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Maryland-based Valve enthusiast and cultural historian. When I’m not analyzing political theory or debating Half-Life lore, I’m searching for the perfect fat-free cheese.– @BedlumFossa
Your signature cocktail
The Half-Life of a Cultural Catholic
This cocktail packs a punch for someone who isn't afraid to tell “All police should lowk ___ themselves” or call out the “Average social democrat”. The base is strong and experimental, fitting for a #1 Valve fan who complains that “That fucking gnome just sent me 1000 feet into the air”. It has a bitter finish to reflect their exhaustion with 'fake woke' discourse, yet remains refreshing enough to enjoy while they “VOTE ISOPOD LOVER NOW”. It's the perfect drink for someone who admits “I've never been wrong” while fighting off an army of alts.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Avery exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of being highly tribal and protective of their 'in-group,' frequently calling out enemies while tagging a close-knit circle of allies like “most of all, @ToonSoulsGame ❤ ❤ ❤”. Their resourcefulness and focus on self-preservation are evident in their preparation for potential bans, urging followers to “follow @AveryFossaAlt” and maintaining a “priv if you didn't know 👀” to control their social environment. Avery’s sharp, exclusionary wit—seen when they state “Bolivians dni” or “If you actually use the term zog I'm blocking you”—highlights a preference for curated social hierarchies over Hufflepuff-style inclusivity. This combination of shrewd self-management and aggressive defense of their personal 'camp' aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.
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Your song
Anarchy in the U.K. - Sex Pistols
Avery’s profile radiates a combative, anti-establishment energy that aligns with the raw aggression of punk rock. They frequently voice disdain for mainstream political groups, claiming “Democrats are the most infuriating people” and “Liberals are just as bad as conservatives 90% of the time,” embodying a total rejection of the status quo. Their focus on radical social upheaval, seen in the declaration that “Abolition isn't enough,” mirrors the song’s call for chaotic systemic change. Furthermore, Avery’s confrontational digital presence, defined by their willingness to label others as “clown” or “pig,” captures the same nihilistic and provocative spirit found in the Sex Pistols' lyrics.
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