Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Strong emotional engagement with football and music, e.g. intense reactions like “VAMO PORRAAAAAAA” and detailed comments on Real Madrid, Corinthians and Kendrick Lamar.
- Humorous: Frequent use of jokes, caps lock and absurdity such as “gugu gaiteiro turco” and “Edson Arantes do Nascimento Jude Victor William Bellingham...”.
- CulturallyAware: References to music, politics and internet culture like “Madrinismo cultural” and commentary on Fantano and Taylor Swift in “'the inability to comprehend metaphors...'”.
- SociallyConscious: Bio includes trans pronouns and flag; critiques imported moral panics in “Caguei pro post original mas pouco se fala de como o twitteiro brasileiro importou essa baboseira de 'vicio em pornografia' dos gringos”.
- Loyal: Consistent support and emotional investment in Real Madrid, Corinthians and her girlfriend, e.g. “As 3 coisas que mais me deixaram feliz essas últimas semanas: Kendrick Lamar Real Madrid Minha namorada”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Rapid emotional swings and all-caps outbursts like “já era me matei” and “DBDUHFJENDJDJDJDBDNDBEJEKEJSNSE” show low emotional filtering when posting.
- Profane: Frequent swearing and insults, e.g. “vai tomar no cu harry kane vai tomar no cu marco reus” and “porra donnarumakkkkkk”.
- Confrontational: Tendency to attack or mock others (clubs, players, fans) such as “o psg é mto pequeno” and “o barcelona consegue ser menor”.
- NegativityProne: Leans into pessimistic or fatalistic reactions, especially in football contexts, e.g. “acabou o sonho fml” and “já era me matei”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, sports-obsessed, and constantly cracking jokes in a very online, chaotic way. They jump from passionate football takes like “vai tomar no cu harry kane vai tomar no cu marco reus” and “O Real Madrid dá a vida pra felicidade do povo e o Corinthians vem estragar” to gleeful overreactions such as “DBDUHFJENDJDJDJDBDNDBEJEKEJSNSE” and “minha alma saiu do corpo agr”, which fits Bart’s dramatic, hyperbolic energy. There’s also a mischievous, trolling streak in posts like “pfvr Xandão proíba esse site eu não aguento mais” and the ironic cultural commentary of “Caguei pro post original mas pouco se fala de como o twitteiro brasileiro importou essa baboseira de 'vicio em pornografia' dos gringos”. At the same time, the user is very emotionally invested in music and culture, e.g. “As 3 coisas que mais me deixaram felizes essas últimas semanas: Kendrick Lamar Real Madrid Minha namorada”, mirroring Bart’s hidden soft side beneath the chaos. The mixture of juvenile humor (“the sex”), constant sports drama, and a rebellious tone toward institutions and fandoms lines up far more with Bart than with the more earnest Lisa or the more clueless Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly reactive, emotionally loud, and socially engaged with football fandom and online discourse, e.g. celebrating and despairing in real time with posts like “VAMO PORRAAAAAAA [picture]” and “DBDUHFJENDJDJDJDBDNDBEJEKEJSNSE [picture]”, plus frequent quote-tweet commentary that assumes a broad audience. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition (N): they enjoy conceptual / cultural takes more than concrete how‑to details, such as meta-commentary on online culture and criticism in “'the inability to comprehend metaphors meets the misogynistic tendency to invalidate female artists’ experiences with traumatizing scrutiny in the music industry' literally the last album he gave a 10/10: [picture] [quoted tweet]” and their joking mix of Marx, Lenin, and Vini Jr. in (“(Não encontrei uma foto do Marx usando uma camisa do Real Madrid ent botei o Vini Jr ao lado do Marx Lenin) [picture]”). They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking: their judgments are value- and emotion-heavy, cursing players and clubs in “vai tomar no cu harry kane vai tomar no cu marco reus [picture]” and defending artists against misogynistic scrutiny in the quoted music discourse, and they frame things in terms of what makes them happy, like “As 3 coisas que mais me deixaram feliz essas últimas semanas: Kendrick Lamar Real Madrid Minha namorada [picture]”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): their posting is impulsive, in-the-moment, and chaotic (“mds vini [picture]”, “minha alma saiu do corpo agr [picture]”, “porra aparentemente não é o futemaxkkkkkk [picture]”) with no sign of structured planning or orderly routines, and they seem to enjoy rolling with emotional highs and lows of matches rather than organizing or systematizing their life, matching an ENFP’s spontaneous and expressive style.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the three things that made you happiest lately were Kendrick, Real Madrid, and your girlfriend… if I promise to talk football tactics while we listen to ‘the sex’ on repeat, do I have a shot at making that top 3 a very crowded podium?
- Every time you tweet “O Real Madrid dá a vida pra felicidade do povo e o Corinthians vem estragar”, I imagine us watching a game together: you screaming at Cássio, me screaming at Rüdiger, and both of us ending the night happier than a penalty shootout with Lunin in goal.
- You joked that Marx couldn’t wear a Real Madrid shirt so you put Vini Jr next to Marx and Lenin—how about we add one more historic duo to that picture: you and me arguing about Mbappé’s Ballon d’Or ranking like it’s a matter of class struggle?
- You said you got scared of Musiala and that “Mãe tenho medo do Musiala” tweet lives rent‑free in my head—don’t worry, I’ll protect you from German midfielders and futemax delays, as long as you protect me from your timeline’s ‘niggas be watching football like dis’ level of football takes.
- Since you’re out here defending Ousmane Dembélé, calling Brahim Díaz good, and clowning Barcelona’s ‘2 mundiais, 0 Champions’, I feel like we’re already tactically compatible—can I be the Casemiro to your backline and intercept anyone who tries to flirt with you in the quotes?
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Football analyst in denial, Kendrick enjoyer, Corinthians sufferer, Real Madrid enthusiast. Once reinstalled this app just to yell about penalties.– @bedsels
Your signature cocktail
El Madrinismo Meltdown
This drink is built like a Champions League night: high stakes, high caffeine, and a little bit unhinged. Blanco tequila captures the chaotic, all‑caps matchday energy of tweets like “VAMO PORRAAAAAAA” and “CÁSSIO RAMOS”, while an espresso shot nods to staying wired through late Real Madrid and Corinthians games such as “minha alma saiu do corpo agr” and “penalties...”. Blood orange juice brings a bittersweet edge, matching the mix of joy and suffering in “As 3 coisas que mais me deixaram feliz essas últimas semanas: Kendrick Lamar Real Madrid Minha namorada” and the heartbreak of “acabou o sonho fml”. The salty-sweet chili rim reflects the tender but sharp humor of “vai tomar no cu harry kane vai tomar no cu marco reus” and the spicy takes on football and culture like “o psg é mto pequeno” and “o barcelona consegue ser menor”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water lightens everything, hinting at the playful, self-aware side in “Madrinismo cultural” and the meme-y chaos of “DBDUHFJENDJDJDJDBDNDBEJEKEJSNSE”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Emily’s timeline is driven by passion, boldness, and an instinct to loudly stand up for what she cares about, which aligns most with Gryffindor. She openly stakes out ideological and cultural positions instead of staying neutral, e.g. proudly using a Palestinian flag in her name and criticizing imported moral panics in tweets like “Caguei pro post original mas pouco se fala de como o twitteiro brasileiro importou essa baboseira de 'vicio em pornografia' dos gringos”. Her football tweets are full of impulsive, emotionally charged reactions that she doesn’t filter, such as “vai tomar no cu harry kane vai tomar no cu marco reus” and the all‑caps outbursts during high‑stress matches like “VAMO PORRAAAAAAA” and “DBDUHFJENDJDJDJDBDNDBEJEKEJSNSE”. She consistently frames games in heroic terms—good vs evil and epic struggle—writing things like “é impressionante como o bem sempre vence” and casting players as angels or saviors, e.g. “lunin é um anjo sem asas” and “CAPITÃO UCRÂNIA”. Even when she jokes about self‑destructive reactions to football (“já era me matei”), it reads as melodramatic, high‑stakes emotionality rather than cold calculation or detached analysis. Taken together—her outspoken stances, willingness to clash, and dramatic, heart‑on‑sleeve way of living sports and music—she fits Gryffindor’s archetype far better than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff, the cerebral tone of Ravenclaw, or the strategic self‑interest of Slytherin.
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Alright - Kendrick Lamar
The song that best suits @bedsels is Alright by Kendrick Lamar. They explicitly highlight how much Kendrick means to them, saying that one of the three things that made them happiest recently was “Kendrick Lamar” in a tweet about their joys in life: “As 3 coisas que mais me deixaram feliz essas últimas semanas: Kendrick Lamar Real Madrid Minha namorada”. Their timeline mixes political and social awareness (Palestine flag in the name, trans pronouns in the bio), football suffering, and dark humor, which mirrors Alright’s blend of struggle and resilient optimism. Tweets like “acabou o sonho fml” and “já era me matei” show frustration and emotional lows, but are balanced by euphoric outbursts such as “VAMO PORRAAAAAAA” and the celebratory “O futebol está sendo praticado essa tarde”. This rhythm of despair and defiant joy matches the core message of Alright: things are hard, but despite everything, we’re going to be okay.
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