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The user’s love of learning and music mirrors Lisa’s intellectual curiosity, as seen in tweets like "math!!!!!!! i love math it is so fun ☺️☺️ also they let me skip like two years because i’m just #ThatGood" and "YES many 😋 trombone, trumpet, drumset, guitar, bass guitar, keytar, piano, harmonica, and i wanna learn accordion!!" Like Lisa, they aspire to an engineering career, saying "i wanted to be an engineer SOO fucking bad bro." Their teenage emotional volatility and frustration with peers also align with Lisa’s occasional angst, e.g., "i hate when people get angry at me for trying to be nice... hope u get ran over" and the dramatic "HE HATES ME HE HATES ME AND HE THINKS IM FAT AND UGLY AND HE WANTS ME TO DIE" posts. The blend of academic ambition, musical passion, and intense emotional expression makes Lisa Simpson the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

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The account shows strong extraverted tendencies, constantly addressing the audience ('hey guys…', 'i love my fans', 'drop a like') and seeking interaction. Their posts focus on concrete sensory details like food and physical experiences ('my mom bought me this canned boba drink…', 'bought a croissant the size of my head', 'cheesecake 🤤🤤🤤'), indicating a sensing preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal emotions and values, evident in venting statements ('i hate when people get angry at me for trying to be nice') and intense emotional reactions ('HE HATES ME… I DO NOT CARE'). The overall posting style is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive updates ('finals tomorrow… i cant take it anymore', 'i am so happy i never built up the courage to post online…'), reflecting a perceiving lifestyle. These patterns align best with the ESFP personality type.

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High school senior | INTP 🎹 | Trombone & trumpet enthusiast | Math nerd 📐 | Cheese lover 🧀 | Boba pearl survivor 🍡 | Sharing art, music & quirky moments.– @beeachdeath

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The Cherry Chaos Boba Smash captures the wild, sweet‑and‑spicy spirit of @beeachdeath. Cherry liqueur gives a nod to their handle “cheri 🍒” and the many cherry‑themed posts. A splash of smoky bourbon echoes the rib‑loving tweet where they said, "RIBS!!! i was actually vegatarian for four years until my mom made ribs for my dad’s birthday and i couldn’t resist 😭", while chewy boba pearls are tossed in as a tribute to the “canned boba drink” disaster they described: "my mom bought me this like. canned boba drink ... i would rather get attacked by dogs again". A drizzle of chipotle‑ginger syrup adds the fiery edge of their angry outbursts, like the tweet "i hate when people get angry at me for trying to be nice… i take it back hope u get ran over", and balances the sweet cheesecake love they show in "cheesecake 🤤🤤🤤🤤". A swirl of vanilla cream liqueur adds a smooth, indulgent note that mirrors their endless cheesecake posts.

Your Hogwarts House
Based on the user's frequent mentions of intellectual pursuits and love of learning, such as "math!!!!!!! i love math it is so fun ☺️☺️" and "i love reading but the way its taught is just SO DAMN BORING", as well as their self‑identification as an INTP, the profile aligns best with Ravenclaw values of wisdom and curiosity. The user also expresses a desire to become an engineer ("i wanted to be an engineer SOO fucking bad bro") and to master many instruments ("YES many 😋 trombone, trumpet, drumset, guitar, bass guitar, keytar, piano, harmonica, and i wanna learn accordion!!"), highlighting a focus on knowledge and skill. While there are moments of drama, the dominant theme across the tweets is a pursuit of knowledge and creative learning, which is characteristic of Ravenclaw. Therefore, the likely Hogwarts house for @beeachdeath is Ravenclaw.

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The user frequently expresses feeling misunderstood and overwhelmed, as seen in tweets like "finals tomorrow…. i cant take it anymore if i stop posting suddenly you know why" and "i hate when people get angry at me for trying to be nice. i take it back hope u get ran over", which matches the song’s chorus "Welcome to my life, this is how it feels when you're stuck in a world that doesn't care." They also show a strong desire for self‑expression through music, listing all the instruments they play: "YES many 😋 trombone, trumpet, drumset, guitar, bass guitar, keytar, piano, harmonica, and i wanna learn accordion!!", echoing the teenage yearning for identity in the track. Their occasional self‑hatred and identity struggles, such as "HE HATES ME HE HATES ME AND HE THINKS IM FAT AND UGLY AND HE WANTS ME TO DIE" and "sometimes i see cheri as like. a separate entity to myself??", reflect the alienation described in the song. The user also mentions wanting to be seen and loved, saying "i love my fans ☺️", which aligns with the song’s plea for empathy. Overall, the raw, confessional tone of the tweets mirrors the emotionally raw lyrics of Simple Plan’s "Welcome to My Life."

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