Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like joking about school stress and fandom chaos in tweets such as “eu seria muito mais feliz se as férias fossem para sempre” and “quando eu recomendo bsd para alguem e esqueço totalmente das cenas questionáveis”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and love toward friends, characters, and followers, e.g. “OBRIGADA QUEM MANDOU MENSAGEM FOFA NA MINHA ARVORE ADORO VCS E É TUDO RECIPROCO BJS 💛💛💛” and multiple birthday/celebration posts like “FELIZZZZ NATAL AMORES BJS FELIZ NATAL APROVEITEM”.
- Passionate: Engages intensely with fandoms and interests (BSD, Haikyuu, music, classic literature), for example “quem seria eu sem a existência de bungo stray dogs ..” and strong reactions to characters like “oikawa NINGUEM me fará te odiar !!!!!!”.
- Social: Enjoys interacting and building connections, evident in posts about chatting easily when spoken to “incrível que se ngm puxar assunto cmg eu fico na minha mas se me direcionar uma palavra eu ja converso como se fossemos conhecidos a anos” and promoting their priv, carrd, and NGL in this introduction tweet.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes their own habits and flaws, like admitting to over‑swearing “t tenho que fazer uma meta pessoal p parar de xingar pq que porra é essa” and noting they act overly familiar with people in “preciso parar de agir como se conhecesse as pessoas a mil anos urgentemente .”.
Weaknesses:
- HarshLanguage: Frequent strong swearing and insults, e.g. “mds eu nunca vi um ser me irritar mais que um homem faz pqp ódio” and their own note about needing to stop cursing in “tenho que fazer uma meta pessoal p parar de xingar pq que porra é essa”.
- FatalisticHumor: Uses suicide and self‑harm jokes as coping, like “passar o ano novo twitando pois nao posso estar me matando agr ninguem me segura bbs” and “a unica coisa que vai ter escrita na minha carta de suicidio é o nome inteiro do asagiri…”.
- StressProne: Often overwhelmed by school and exams, shown in “eu to sofrendo pelas provas e elas nem estao perto de chegar” and “e pensar que eu tenho que estudar para passar na federal … pqp”.
- ImpulsiveSharing: Admits to acting or talking without much filter, e.g. “quando eu esqueço oq é ter noçao e me arrependo logo depois mds que vergonh” and “preciso parar de agir como se conhecesse as pessoas a mil anos urgentemente .”.
- Disorganized: Struggles with practical organization like passwords and platforms, as in “nao acredito que vou ter q criar uma conta no blue sky pq sou horrivel com senhas ..” and “aquela amiga que enfia todas senhas no cu e todo mês ta com uma conta nova”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads classic literature, cares about studying and passing major exams, and overthinks the future, which fits Lisa Simpson’s academically driven, introspective personality: they complain about school and exams in tweets like “e pensar que eu tenho que estudar para passar na federal … pqp” and “tenho certeza que essa escola ta querendo me preparar para algo mt pior do que o enem”. Like Lisa, they mix intelligence with emotional intensity and occasional existential spirals, seen in posts such as “perdi o senso do que é dormir” and the dark humor of “passar o ano novo twitando pois nao posso estar me matando agr ninguem me segura bbs”. They are socially shy but become very talkative once someone engages them, mirroring Lisa’s mix of introversion and passion: “incrível que se ngm puxar assunto cmg eu fico na minha mas se me direcionar uma palavra eu ja converso como se fossemos conhecidos a anos”. Their strong investment in niche fandoms, moral reactions to fiction (e.g., being upset about untagged character death in “o quão desumano o autor da fanfic pode ser para não marcar a tag de morte do personagem principal.”), and love of cats and small comforts all echo Lisa’s blend of sensitivity, intensity, and nerdy enthusiasm. Overall, they feel like a more online, fandom-immersed Lisa Simpson with sharper humor and a slightly darker edge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others online, dramatize their feelings, and seem energized by people, e.g. “incrível que se ngm puxar assunto cmg eu fico na minha mas se me direcionar uma palavra eu ja converso como se fossemos conhecidos a anos” and “oiiii bjs sigam minha conta nova flop”, showing quick social engagement and a desire for connection. They are clearly iNtuitive: they romanticize life and media, interpret things symbolically, and care more about concepts than raw facts, for instance “quem seria eu sem a existência de bungo stray dogs ..” and the alien-concept thread “لا يوجد مظهر محدد لهم، إنه مفهوم…”. Their decision-making is Feeling-oriented: tweets are saturated with emotions, affection, and interpersonal focus, like “OBRIGADA QUEM MANDOU MENSAGEM FOFA NA MINHA ARVORE ADORO VCS E É TUDO RECIPROCO BJS 💛💛💛” and intense reactions to authors/friends such as “GENTE MINHA BFF FALANDO QUE ODEIA O OIKAWA EU ACABEI DE SER TRAÍDA.”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they complain about deadlines and organization, and seem to improvise rather than strictly plan, e.g. “quando vc ja ta na cama pronta para dormir e descobre que tem atividade para entregar no dia seguinte” and “tenho que fazer uma meta pessoal p parar de xingar pq que porra é essa”, which shows a laid‑back, reactive approach to structure. Overall, their expressive emotions, fandom enthusiasm, conceptual interests, and chaotic-but-social lifestyle align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Asagiri survives even after being fully doxxed in your suicide note, maybe I’ve got a chance too — how about we trauma‑bond over BSD while you recommend me the most emotionally damaging fics (with ALL the proper tags, I promise).
- You said you’re a fusion of Soukoku — so if your Dazai side wants to self‑sabotage and your Chuuya side wants to fight, I volunteer to be the neutral ground where we just hold hands and talk classic literature instead.
- You’re stressed about ENEM, your school is apparently training you for something worse, and you still find time to love cats, BSD, and Mitski… I don’t wanna flirt, I wanna bring you snacks, help with flashcards, and earn a place on your ‘people I don’t ignore on Instagram for 2 months’ list.
- You said you’d put every confidential detail about Asagiri in your suicide letter, but statistically speaking, I think the only thing you’re actually killing is me, every time you tweet in three different languages about aliens, dead authors, and anime men in the same timeline.
- You’re willing to learn Japanese for fandom, endure hours in a salon you hate, and suffer through a doctor telling you to do yoga on top of the gym… the least the universe could do is compensate you with one (1) person who adores your bisexual Virginia Woolf agenda and wants to spend New Year’s Eve shitposting and drinking your #tothestraydogs cocktail with you — I volunteer as tribute.
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Brazilian student powered by coffee, classics & Bungo Stray Dogs. Once burned pasta while rereading Dostoevsky—still applied that discipline to ENEM prep.– @beelladsl
Your signature cocktail
Join-Me-In-Death Sour (Chuuya on the Rocks)
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with black tea, a nod to their Brazilian roots and love of classic literature’s angst, as seen when they joke about Dostoevsky: “dostoiévski falando juro MDSSS JUURO 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝”. Passion fruit pulp captures their intense, dramatic mood swings from hating men to obsessing over fandoms: “mds eu nunca vi um ser me irritar mais que um homem faz pqp ódio” and “quem seria eu sem a existência de bungo stray dogs ..”. Red berry liqueur represents their devotion to Chuuya and anime husbands, especially lines like “#chuuya.” and “oikawa NINGUEM me fará te odiar !!!!!!”. A splash of tonic water adds bitterness for their exhausted student life and existential spiral: “e pensar que eu tenho que estudar para passar na federal … pqp” and “passar o ano novo twitando pois nao posso estar me matando agr ninguem me segura bbs”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter shines for the way they romanticize getting ready and loving aesthetics even when tired: “gente to mt feliz to linda e numa casa chique 💛💛💛💛💛 amo romantizar uma vida q nao é a minha” and “SERA QUE JA PODE SE ARRUMAR”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and warmth toward friends and fandoms. For example, they talk about being extremely attached to their friends’ content and dynamics, like the TikTok friend whose videos always appear together with theirs: “aquele amg de fy do tiktok que de 10 videos que vce republica 9 ele ta presente, e de 10 videos que ele republica 9 vc ta presente”. They openly cherish people who send them kind messages and reciprocate that affection: “OBRIGADA QUEM MANDOU MENSAGEM FOFA NA MINHA ARVORE ADORO VCS E É TUDO RECIPROCO BJS 💛💛💛”, and even playfully thank friends by name: “+ OBRIGADA HANI pelos tomatez 🍅🍅 e LIZZY VAI TOMAR NO CUU BJSS”. Their timeline is full of gentle everyday joys—cats, desserts, birthdays, and fandom celebrations—like “o bom da vida é que sempre tem um gato nao importa aonde vce for” and “gente to mt feliz eu amo sobremesa eu amo natal”, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s appreciation for simple, cozy happiness. While they stress over school and exams—“eu to sofrendo pelas provas e elas nem estao perto de chegar”, “e pensar que eu tenho que estudar para passar na federal … pqp”—there’s less emphasis on cutthroat ambition or grand heroics and more on enduring, showing up, and caring about their people and interests. The blend of loyalty, reciprocity, and affection-centered worldview makes Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Your song
Francis Forever - Mitski
A well‑suited song for them is “Francis Forever” because it captures that mix of melancholy, intensity, and online-fandom dramatics they live in. Their timeline swings between exhaustion and emotional overdrive, from joking suicidal frustration like “passar o ano novo twitando pois nao posso estar me matando agr ninguem me segura bbs” to academic stress in “eu to sofrendo pelas provas e elas nem estao perto de chegar”. Mitski’s lyrics about yearning and feeling out of place mirror their posts about not being prepared for school and wanting endless vacations, like “eu seria muito mais feliz se as férias fossem para sempre”. At the same time, they pour obsessive affection into fandoms and characters, seen in “quem seria eu sem a existência de bungo stray dogs ..” and “oikawa NINGUEM me fará te odiar !!!!!!”, which fits the song’s clinging, almost desperate attachment. Their love for Mitski references like “mitski trechos” makes it even more fitting that a Mitski track would be their soundtrack.
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