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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with their chaotic, immature, and deliberately provocative sense of humor. Their fixation on crude jokes like “Poopy fart butt that is my name”, “FARTTTTS EVERYWHERE OOOO”, and “IM THE BIGGESTYTY POOPY EVER” mirrors Bart’s love of toilet humor and getting a rise out of people. The aggressive, over-the-top threats such as “ill kil yoy oall” and “kill matt cahing” read like exaggerated, juvenile edginess rather than serious malice, similar to Bart’s prank calls and mock rebellion. Their chaotic spelling and manic posting style in tweets like “my nam is tommy and i mad eth e minim ci it wa dificutly to put he oeice ss together and matt cahintg kill me” also align with Bart’s impulsive, not-fully-thought-through antics. Even their sudden swings between hating and loving someone, as in “i hat LOUIE” and the dramatic callout threads, fit Bart’s tendency to dramatize conflicts for attention and entertainment.

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They lean Extrovert: their tweets are loud, attention‑seeking, and very outward‑focused, using all-caps and shock humor like “ill kil yoy oall” and “I BEET women and children!!!!”, clearly performing for an audience rather than quietly reflecting. They seem strongly Sensing: most posts are concrete, bodily, and physical (farts, poop, hurting, specific people), e.g. “Poopy fart butt that is my name” and “FARTTTTS EVERYWHERE OOOO”, with almost no abstract or conceptual discussion. Their style looks more Feeling than Thinking: instead of structured arguments, they react with raw emotion and interpersonal drama, such as “mort chan make me anger! i ahtr you matt you a poop!! kill” and “I DID NOT MEAN TO PUT PONY WHAT THE FUCKHHHHHHHHHH @greta3748483993 I LOVE YOU GRETA PLEASE MARRY ME”. Finally, they fit Perceiving: the timeline is chaotic and impulsive, bouncing from callout threads like “CALLOUTU THREAD ON @matt_chains 🧵” to random exclamations like “AHHHHHH” and “test”, showing little planning or organization. Overall, the high-energy, sensory, emotional, and spontaneous posting pattern is most consistent with ESFP.

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Aspiring media critic with a soft spot for absurd humor. Once live‑tweeted an entire callout thread by accident. Opinions my own.– @Beet_Darnold

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This chaotic concoction, The Biggggggggg Poop Cocktail (Minoin Mayhem Mix), channels their unhinged energy and love of loud, messy humor. Overproof spiced rum stands in for their aggressive, unfiltered posts like “ill kil yoy oall” and “I BEET women and children!!!!”, giving the drink a punch that hits first and apologizes never. Sour cherry soda adds a chaotic, candy-like tang inspired by all the capslock shrieking such as “AHHHHHH” and “PEEEEEE”. Chocolate milk or cream liqueur nods to their childish, body-humor persona in tweets like “Poopy fart butt that is my name” and “IM THE BIGGESTYTY POOPY EVER”, making the drink weirdly comforting under the chaos. A Pop Rocks and chili powder rim echoes explosive posts like “FARTTTTS EVERYWHERE OOOO” and their callout drama in “CALLOUTU THREAD ON @matt_chains 🧵”, giving each sip a little violence. Finally, the gummy minion garnish is a direct tribute to “minoin”, a silly, sticky little mascot for their absurd, gremlin-coded timeline.

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This account projects a chaotic, antagonistic persona that fits Slytherin’s harsher edge more than any other house. They repeatedly use violent or threatening language, as in “ill kil yoy oall” and “kill matt cahing”, which suggests an aggressive, confrontational way of pursuing their emotions and grudges. Their fixation on calling someone out, shown in “CALLOUTU THREAD ON @matt_chains 🧵” and “callout pot on matt chain p2!!!!!”, indicates a desire to control narratives and assert power in interpersonal drama, a very Slytherin style of conflict. Even when they switch tone, like in “I DID NOT MEAN TO PUT PONY WHAT THE FUCKHHHHHHHHHH @greta3748483993 I LOVE YOU GRETA PLEASE MARRY ME I WILLL BE BETTER THAT ARCHIPOOP”, there’s still intense, possessive energy rather than gentle loyalty or reflection. While much of the content is absurd and joking (e.g. “Poopy fart butt that is my name”), the recurring themes of hostility, callouts, and emotional extremity align more with Slytherin’s darker, confrontational side than with the bravery of Gryffindor, the warmth of Hufflepuff, or the intellectualism of Ravenclaw.

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The chaotic, noisy energy of Stupid Horse fits @Beet_Darnold’s entire online vibe: loud, unfiltered, and deliberately ridiculous. Their timeline is full of absurdist bathroom humor like “Poopy fart butt that is my name”, “FARTTTTS EVERYWHERE OOOO”, and “IM THE BIGGESTYTY POOPY EVER”, which mirrors the song’s hyperactive, chaotic tone. The aggressive caps and threats, such as “ill kil yoy oall” and “kill matt cahing”, echo the frantic, over-the-top drama in the lyrics. Even their messy, typo-filled storytelling like “my nam is tommy and i mad eth e minim ci it wa dificutly to put he oeice ss together” aligns with the song’s glitchy, chaotic aesthetic. Overall, Stupid Horse captures their mix of absurd humor, exaggerated anger, and unhinged meme energy better than almost any other track.

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