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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-aware, and frequently overwhelmed but still striving to grow. They openly talk about therapy and mental health, like when they say “agora tô sem psicóloga, sem meu psiquiatra, eu só quero deitar em posição fetal e chorar” and “meu médico me deu hoje uma guia de encaminhamento para o CAPS”, which fits Lisa’s introspective, anxious side. At the same time, they’re affectionate and idealistic about relationships, writing “meu maior defeito é ser afetuosa demais” and “depois que terminei com meu ex a única coisa que quero é minha paz, não quero me relacionar nem tão cedo com ninguém”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to feel deeply but guard her peace. Their mix of emotional drama and self-mockery in tweets like “enlouqueci tanto que agr tomo tarja preta” and “aí caralho kkkkkkk eu sou uma piada mesmo” also reflects Lisa’s blend of intelligence, sensitivity, and existential angst. Finally, their sense of being more mature or reflective than their surroundings, especially in messy social/party situations like “simplesmente a s@d foi uma merda de tanta coisa ruim que aconteceu”, is very in line with Lisa feeling like the emotionally aware one in a chaotic world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly mention parties and social chaos, like going to the bailão otaku and multiple events in a row (“sábado foi um loucura, pq mal tinha descansado a semana inteira e ainda tinha que ir pro bailão otaku, o bom é que, eu tava no pique demais e aproveitei o rolê até o último”), crying at a party and disappearing to the cleaning room (“inclusive ontem no rolê eu simplesmente sumi e fui chorar no quartinho da limpeza (onde nem podia entrar)”), and being surrounded by friends such as Pamela and various guys they flirt with. They are clearly Feeling-dominant: their focus is on emotions, relationships, and how they and others feel, e.g. valuing affection over casual kissing (“meu maior defeito é ser afetuosa demais”; “o foda é por eu ser emocionada pessoal acha que quero logo namorar, mas eu ein, gosto só de demonstrar que gosto de ficar com as pessoas, tratar com amor e carinho, e as vezes prefiro ficar apenas com uma do que sair beijando geral 🤗”). Their style shows iNtuitive tendencies: they dramatize experiences and spin them into narratives about love, self-image, and life (“born for putaria,” enemies-to-lovers jokes, romanticizing the wedding of an online friend: “quem diria que 10 anos depois (dessa foto) eu estaria no RJ pro casamento do meu melhor amigo virtual... aquece meu coração demais”), rather than focusing on purely practical details. Finally, they seem strongly Perceiving: their life appears spontaneous, messy and reactive—oversleeping, nearly missing work buses, last-minute decisions to go to parties when a friend pays (“atualização: meu amigo vai me dar o ingresso, então vou ir no rolê sim kkkkkk”), emotional swings, and very little evidence of long-term structured planning. Taken together—high social energy, emotional expressiveness, romantic/idealistic framing, and impulsive flexibility—ENFP fits best.

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Part-time chaos at bailão otaku, full-time overthinker in SP. Once cried in the cleaning closet at a party and still made it to work on time.– @beijobsceno

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with vodka and an energy drink reduction to honor their club-life chaos and VIP treatment at the bar, like when they said the barman made a drink just for them in “eu lá às 22h30 com meu copão de vodka com energético que o barman fez somente pra mim ☺️”. The bitter Italian aperitivo represents the drama, emotional exhaustion, and weeks that were a complete mess, as in “essa semana inteira foi um lixo, como pode?” and the whole S@D saga in “simplesmente a s@d foi uma merda de tanta coisa ruim que aconteceu”. Passion fruit juice captures how affectionate and emocionada they are in love and flings, as they confess in “meu maior defeito é ser afetuosa demais” and “o foda é por eu ser emocionada pessoal acha que quero logo namorar”. A dash of salted caramel syrup stands for that mix of sweetness and hurt, like wanting peace after heartbreak in “depois que terminei com meu ex a única coisa que quero é minha paz” and spiraling into dark humor with “vou procurar a ponte mais próxima pra me jogar de cima dela”. Finally, sparkling water and crushed ice keep it fizzy and playful, mirroring their chaotic night-outs and otaku parties in “sábado foi um loucura… bailão otaku, o bom é que… aproveitei o rolê até o último”, while the virtual-only vibe of the drink’s name nods to “só existo virtualmente”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets consistently emphasize affection, care, and emotional loyalty far more than ambition or intellectualism, which is classic Hufflepuff energy. They admit that their "biggest flaw" is being too affectionate and emotionally invested in others, even when it causes misunderstandings about wanting a relationship, as in “meu maior defeito é ser afetuosa demais” and “o foda é por eu ser emocionada pessoal acha que quero logo namorar, mas eu ein, gosto só de demonstrar que gosto de ficar com as pessoas, tratar com amor e carinho”. They show strong loyalty and kindness by helping someone get a job even though they really don’t want to work with him, as in “inclusive eu que consegui um emprego pra ele na outra franquia, mas nem nos meus piores pesadelos queria trabalhar com ele”, and by protecting another girl’s relationship when she says “não vou responder mais porque alguém tem que respeitar a corna da namorada dele”. Even while struggling with mental health and a rough week, they focus on the support around them and how loved they feel, as seen in “acho que é a primeira vez na vida que me sinto realmente amada, seja por amigo ou em uma 'relação'” and “eu gosto das pessoas que ultimamente estão ao meu lado e vejo que realmente elas querem o meu bem”. Their priorities are clearly emotional safety, loyalty to friends, and small, steady life improvements rather than glory or power, which fits Hufflepuff much better than Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.

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Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits her mix of emotional chaos, healing, and dark humor about relationships and mental health. She talks openly about being done with serious romance yet still getting involved, like when she says "depois que terminei com meu ex a única coisa que quero é minha paz, não quero me relacionar nem tão cedo com ninguém" and later jokes "não sei porque eu imaginei que podia viver um romance se eu nasci pra ser da putaria", mirroring the song’s self-awareness about love and patterns. The song’s theme of learning from messy situations and moving forward aligns with her reflections such as "acho que é a primeira vez na vida que me sinto realmente amada, seja por amigo ou em uma 'relação'" and "eu estou finalmente conquistando as coisas aos poucos". Her vulnerability about mental health, like "enlouqueci tanto que agr tomo tarja preta" and "meu médico me deu hoje uma guia de encaminhamento para o CAPS", adds depth to that same arc of adversity and growth. Overall, thank u, next captures her mix of heartbreak, humor, self-sabotage, and genuine evolution.

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