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Your Simpsons character
This user aligns most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention-seeking, and constantly making edgy jokes, but ultimately more silly than malicious. They openly admit they’re clout-driven and chaotic, as seen in posts like “As most of you know I am desperate for attention so any question you ask no matter how diabolical I will answer with nothing but the truth” and challenges like “20k likes and I shove them up my ass”. Their humor is juvenile and boundary-pushing in a very Bart way, with lines such as “wow! uranus is so big and curvy! i cant believe i can see uranus from up this close!” and “I searched myself on rule34 and damn I need bleach but also damn that’s hot”. They also revel in absurd chaos and internet brainrot, like “pov its 2026 and you have dementia but pov its 2026 and you have dementia but pov its 2026 and you have dementia…”, which matches Bart’s love of pranks and nonsense. Underneath the jokes, there’s a self-aware, slightly dramatic streak—seen in “It really stinks when your waking life is worse than your nightmares”—that fits Bart’s occasional flashes of depth rather than Lisa’s more consistent seriousness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly invite interaction and attention, e.g. asking for engagement in posts like “give me any 3 characters and ill decide to kiss marry kill or that stuff idk reply tho!”, openly admitting “As most of you know I am desperate for attention so any question you ask no matter how diabolical I will answer with nothing but the truth”, and narrating social situations like being on a plane with a friend in distress in “Someone on my plane had a medical emergency and it turns out my friend choked on some nacho cheese and threw up”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition (N): they enjoy absurd hypotheticals and conceptual jokes rather than concrete, practical talk, such as relativistic time logic in “So David has 4 apples and his train is 7 minutes early now considering that time is relative… Which would mean that David is dead.” and meta-fandom riffs like “RIIIIIIIIIIIISE UNDERTALE NATION RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”. They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking: their reactions are emotionally charged and people-focused—complaining about freaky behavior in “A disturbing amount of y’all are freaky”, lamenting losing followers in “I lost 2 followers and I have 10 notifications I messed smth up again didn’t i”, and melodramatically expressing frustration like “this made me so mad im gonna throw my active volcano into a newborn infant i hope youre fucking happy”. Their lifestyle looks strongly Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and improvise, e.g. “i just drank 2 cups of coffee and i am trying to finish my presentation that i have procrastinated for 2 weeks it is currently midnight and i plan to skip sleep”, impulsively set chaotic engagement challenges like “20 likes and I give myself diabetes” and “Every like = 10 minutes I work on my undertale fan game boss fight prototype”, and embrace random, stream-of-consciousness posting such as “pov its 2026 and you have dementia but pov its 2026 and you have dementia but pov its 2026 and you have dementia…”. Altogether, their sociable, attention-seeking online persona, love of playful abstract ideas and fandoms, emotionally expressive commentary, and spontaneous, unstructured approach to life fit ENFP best.

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Undertale & BFDI brainrot curator. Once set my alarm to goose noises and still survived the day. Opinions, bad puns & half-finished projects live here.– @belgishwaffle

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This chaotic little number is inspired by their looping brainrot energy and meme posting, like “everyday im wafflin doo doo doo doo doo doo doo” and the overcaffeinated grind of “i just drank 2 cups of coffee and i am trying to finish my presentation… it is currently midnight and i plan to skip sleep”. Banana-infused rum nods to their random, shitposty surrealism in tweets like “banana”, while cherry cola keeps it sweet, hyper, and a little nostalgic, matching things like “PTSD ❌ Nostalgia ✅”. The espresso shot represents their constant, manic timeline presence and high-energy fandom spirals such as “OMG OMG OMG FRISK UNDERTALE IS TRENDING I GOTTA CLICK IT oh. ohhhh. ohhhhhhhhhh.”. A dash of chili tincture adds chaotic bite for their unfiltered, occasionally unhinged humor in posts like “20k likes and I shove them up my ass” and “use the knife to kill the left guy”. The whipped cream cloud on top is their surprisingly soft, cotton-hearted core hinted at in their bio and cozy moments like “I am currently in my bed surrounded by weighted blankets watching family guy and eating chicken tenders do not interrupt me for 3 hours please”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a very Ravenclaw mix of curiosity, wordplay, and analytical thinking. They jokingly over-analyze a simple scenario with relativity in “So David has 4 apples and his train is 7 minutes early now considering that time is relative either David is late or the train is early So in order for David to be late David has to travel at approx 98%c for 1 minute and 24 seconds Which would mean that David is dead.”, which is a very cerebral, nerdy way to approach a joke. They also show genuine engagement with science/learning, even when phrased crudely, in tweets like “Doesn’t the moon have periods” and the self-aware concern about their own searches in “i dont use incognito mode cause im lazy and now my search history looks extremely concerning”, hinting at constant questioning and looking things up. Their humor is often linguistic or conceptual rather than just reactive, e.g. the layered repetition in “pov its 2026 and you have dementia but pov its 2026 and you have dementia but pov its 2026 and you have dementia…” and the punning in “im feeling a little hung(a)ry”. They also love fandom meta and theorycrafting, as seen in “but im calling it now guys, the weird route is probably when noelle replaces susie as the second hero”, which is classic Ravenclaw pattern-spotting and speculation. While they have some Gryffindor impulsiveness and Hufflepuff friendliness, the dominant traits—curiosity, nerdy analysis, and clever wordplay—fit Ravenclaw best.

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Bo Burnham’s Welcome to the Internet fits them because their timeline is chaotic, hyper-online, and constantly bouncing between irony and oversharing, just like the song’s whirlwind of memes and dark jokes. They swing from absurdist humor like “pov its 2026 and you have dementia but pov its 2026 and you have dementia but pov its 2026 and you have dementia…” to unhinged bits such as “20k likes and I shove them up my ass”. Their feed is full of internet-brain word salad and fandom rot, for example “oh shit oh fuck dam oh no the brain rot—! It’s getting to meaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURE ALL I CAN THINK OF” and deep Undertale/Deltarune posting like “Every like = 10 minutes I work on my undertale fan game boss fight prototype”. The self-aware attention-seeking in “As most of you know I am desperate for attention so any question you ask no matter how diabolical I will answer with nothing but the truth” mirrors the song’s manic invitation to keep scrolling. Even their mix of cursed curiosity and horny-surreal posts like “I searched myself on rule34 and damn I need bleach but also damn that’s hot” feels exactly like the unsettling, overstimulated internet carnival Bo Burnham describes.

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