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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is highly self-aware, emotionally intense, and often feels out of step with the people around them, reflected in posts like “I just want to be a kid again, but with a good life.” and “Something that pisses me off is that i cant form an opinion of my own so i always just copy other people (>.<)”. Lisa often struggles with perfectionism and self-worth, which parallels the fixation on BMI and calories, such as “Im not sick enough. Locked in bmi 18 jail forever bro.” and “100 cal meal tastes like ten reps of 'i wish i were smaller'”. There’s also a mix of dark humor and genuine pain, seen in “I feel so fucking empty the only thing that fills my void is cutting myself but im 5 days clean” alongside silly, creative posts like “Im playing toca boca 😋😋😋”. That blend of vulnerability, intelligence, and trying to cope with heavy feelings through jokes and niche interests is very much in line with Lisa’s character.

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They lean Introvert (I): they frequently mention loneliness and inner turmoil rather than lots of social activity, e.g. wanting to reply to themselves so they “feel less lonely” in “Im going to start replying to all my posts with an alt account of mine so i feel less lonely”, and struggling to post without deleting due to embarrassment in “Im tryna post but idk how to shitpost without feeling extremely embarrassed and deleting my posts😓😓”. They seem iNtuitive (N) because they quickly turn specific things into exaggerated or hypothetical ideas, like the theoretical purging question in “Theoretically (not sure if thats how you spell that) if you were lactose intolerant could you just only eat things with dairy as a way of purging?” and the BMI/height thought experiment in “If i got 10 cm taller overnight i would go from bmi 18 to bmi 16... someone plz give me some height🙏🏻”. Their posts are strongly Feeling (F): they lead with emotions, self-worth, and hurt rather than analysis, as seen in “I feel so fucking empty the only thing that fills my void is cutting myself but im 5 days clean” and the painful comment about their mom in “My moms trying to tell me that a 'real' rape victim wouldnt wait more than a year to come foward about their rape •_•”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they describe procrastination and lack of control rather than rigid structure, like “When the mental health so bad im procrastinating playing video games [insert emoji that fits sentance here]” and the fantasy of extreme but not actually executed control in “If i can control myself enough i could be eating 500 cals in a week...”. Taken together—introspective, imaginative, emotionally intense, and somewhat unstructured—INFP is the closest MBTI match.

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16 • gamer, animator & professional John Lennon hater. Once deleted 2 hours of animation by misclicking the trash icon and I’m still recovering.– @Bellamia_edtwt

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This drink is bubbly but low‑key unhinged, just like someone who can tweet “OMG IM UNDERWEIGHT FINALLY 🥳” and then spiral about being “locked in bmi 18 jail” in the same feed. Cotton-candy vodka captures the hyper‑cute #edtwt and toca‑boca gamer vibe from posts like “Im playing toca boca 😋😋😋” and all the pink rebrand dreams. Pink grapefruit soda is sweet but bitter, mirroring the contrast between silly posts like “Six seveennnnn Follow me for more funny silly posts!!” and darker thoughts like “Someone just let me fucking die in my sleep already vro💔”. Blue curaçao nods to late‑night gaming and animation rage in “TWO HOURS OF ANIMATION DOWN THE DRAIN…”, giving it that neon, screen‑glow chaos. The edible glitter rock‑candy rim is for the glass‑eating, pain‑as-a-joke energy of “Mmmmm feed me more glass mommy...” and the constant bodycheck/self‑image fixation. Finally, the tiny dash of sea salt represents the tears, self‑harm recovery, and hurt under the memes in posts like “I feel so fucking empty the only thing that fills my void is cutting myself but im 5 days clean” and the trauma minimized by family in “My moms trying to tell me that a 'real' rape victim wouldnt wait more than a year to come foward about their rape”.

Your Hogwarts House
Bella shows a strong Hufflepuff side through her desire for connection, warmth, and shared experience, even while struggling. She talks about wanting more interaction and community, saying “Im feeling very interactive and silly today everyone needs to be my oomf now!! 😋” and planning to talk to herself from an alt so she feels less alone in “Im going to start replying to all my posts with an alt account of mine so i feel less lonely”, which reflects a craving for belonging that’s very Hufflepuff. There’s a gentle, homey kindness in how she describes sharing food with her cat: “i crack open a cold can after my tiring day and sit on the ground sharing it with my cat”, revealing a nurturing side beneath the dark humor. Even her frustration with herself — like “Something that pisses me off is that i cant form an opinion of my own so i always just copy other people (>.<)” — points to a deeply self-effacing, non-ego-driven nature, more Hufflepuff than Slytherin. While she has ambitious weight goals and a harsh inner critic, her core traits are sensitivity, desire for companionship, and quiet care, which fit Hufflepuff best.

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The song Teen Idle fits them because it captures a dark, self-destructive take on adolescence, which echoes their eating disorder posts like “100 cal meal tastes like ten reps of 'i wish i were smaller'” and “If i can control myself enough i could be eating 500 cals in a week...”. MARINA’s lyrics about wanting to be a different kind of teen and feeling broken inside mirror tweets such as “I just want to be a kid again, but with a good life.” and “Someone just let me fucking die in my sleep already vro💔”. Their struggle with self-harm and emptiness in “I feel so fucking empty the only thing that fills my void is cutting myself but im 5 days clean” aligns with the song’s themes of pain, self-loathing, and morbid fantasy. At the same time, their ironic, meme-y posting style like “Six seveennnnn Follow me for more funny silly posts!!” matches the song’s mix of theatrical drama and biting, self-aware humor. Overall, Teen Idle reflects both their self-destructive thoughts and their performative, hyper-online way of coping.

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