Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Shows strong love for friends, pets, and idols, e.g. bio declaring love for ‘sapeca o flash e o polaco’ and tweets like “Ai chorei nao consigo amo ela” and “eu amo eles” context.
- Socially-aware: Criticizes sexism, violence, and politics, e.g. “o primeiro sinal de agressao contra mulheres comeca em casa…”, “meo mano eu vou enfiar esse satelite no meio do cu desse guri… oq eu fui aceitar trabalhar ckm homem”, and multiple #justicapororelha tweets.
- Ambitious: Frequently talks about wanting a good career and big academic goals, e.g. “ai eu quero um trabaljo legal com minha cara clm uma patroa diva” and “quero ser uma diva q vai viver dentel do lab… convidade pra facul de eng fora”.
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings, anxieties, and excitement in detail, e.g. “ai porra a cabeçuda das flores tb fez isso pqp MANAS VAMOS PARAR…” and emotional swings like “PORRA A VIDA PRESTA CARALHO VAMOS SORRIR”.
- Curious: Shows desire to learn and understand things, e.g. confusion about school systems in “escola explica pra mim clmo assjm prova letiva…” and wanting to know more about Brazil in “eu quwro ser hipermega brasileira saber tudo sobre o brasil…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Uses extreme self-harm language when upset, e.g. “ja acabou ja a energia boa desse ano… se eu nao me matar nesse eu nao morro mais”, “vou me matar”, and “oi alguem me mata querk morret”.
- Aggressive: Often resorts to violent or hostile expressions, e.g. “espero q o aviao caia” and “o tanto de coisa q eu vou enfiar no cu desse filho da puta nao ta escrito”.
- Insecure: Feels ‘useless’ or like the ‘worst daughter’ and compares self harshly, e.g. “mds eu so quero ser alguem na vida… nao e possivel eu ser tao inutil assim” and “eu realmente sou a pior fioha dl mundo pqp vou me matar”.
- Impulsive: Tweets intense emotions in real time without filter, from rage to euphoria, e.g. rapid shifts between “PORRA A VIDA PRESTA CARALHO VAMOS SORRIR” and hopeless posts like “eu preciso urgentemente de ajuda psicologica”.
- Conflict-prone: Gets into online fights and calls others ‘nojenta’, ‘vagabunda’, and exposes people, e.g. “meo nikole vai caçar oq fazer… ta super mico saturou ja” and the callout thread against @larajisunga.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intense, emotional, politically aware, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they care a lot about justice and politics, calling for accountability in cases like “#justicapororelha #JustiçaPeloOrelha #JusticaParaOrelha” and criticizing global issues in “acabei de ver um post de israel... espero q todo esse odio volte em dobro”. They also have big academic and career dreams, wanting to be a standout student and professional as in “mds to ansiosa pra escola quero ser uma diva q vai viver dentel do lab so trabalhando em projetos... e a escola nunca vai parra de falar de mimamo” and “ai eu quero um trabaljo legal com minha cara clm uma patroa diva... mas nada q eu precise errar ate eu acertar pq eu vou me sentie culpada k resto da vida”. At the same time, they are very self-critical and anxious about their worth, echoing Lisa’s insecurity in tweets like “mds eu so quero ser alguem na vida alguem que contribua pro mundo nao e possivel eu ser tao inutil assim” and “ja acabou ja a energia boa desse ano... se eu nao me matar nesse eu nao morro mais”. Their dramatic flair, emotional swings, and sense of being a smart misfit in a shallow environment (e.g. “eu odeio estudar em uma escola de rico... se tu nao tivera coisa mais cara da loja tu nao é bom o suficiente”) all reinforce the parallel with Lisa rather than the more carefree or oblivious characters like Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they crave social connection and attention, fantasizing about being a recognizable timeline diva with outfit pics and lots of likes (“meu sonho é ser aquelas divas q aparecem do nada na sua tml…”) and frequently focusing on friends, school, parties, and online drama rather than solitary, private life. Their posts are highly emotional, imaginative, and future-oriented, suggesting Intuition over Sensing; they idealize big life narratives like becoming a lab star and studying engineering abroad (“quero ser uma diva q vai viver dentel do lab… e a escola nunca vai parra de falar de mim”) rather than sticking to concrete, step-by-step plans. They clearly prioritize values and feelings, reacting with moral outrage and empathy rather than detached logic, such as demanding justice and condemning cruelty or injustice (“o primeiro sinal de agressao contra mulheres comeca em casa…”, “#justicapororelha…”), which points strongly to Feeling over Thinking. Their life appears spontaneous and emotionally volatile, with frequent mood swings and little structured planning (“ja acabou ja a energia boa desse ano… se eu nao me matar nesse eu nao morro mais”, “mds eu nunca mais vou fazer legday…”), reflecting a flexible Perceiving style rather than an organized Judging one. Taken together—outward emotional expression, idealistic future fantasies, strong value-driven reactions, and chaotic spontaneity—ENFP fits best.
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High school STEM dreamer, journal addict & Brazil enthusiast. Once sewed a bag till my nail hurt—still believe I’ll design my own someday.– @bellindasfp
Your signature cocktail
Belli’s Suruba Sunrise
This cocktail is strong and chaotic on purpose, just like Belli screaming that life is useless one minute and then yelling “PORRA A VIDA PRESTA CARALHO VAMOS SORRIR” the next. The cachaça with chili reflects how she threatens to shove satellites and assorted objects where the sun doesn’t shine at annoying men (“meo mano eu vou enfiar esse satelite no meio do cu desse guri”), while still being 100% brasileira-rooted (“EU QUERO MAIS BFASILEIRA”). Pink grapefruit adds that bitter-sweet insecurity and school drama vibe, from hating rich-kid status games (“eu odeio estudar em uma escola de rico”) to feeling useless and anxious about the future (“mds eu so quero ser alguem na vida”). Passion fruit brings the explicit thirst and horny energy of tweets like “AOCORRO O TAMANHO DA PIROCA… QUERO SENTAR” and “aff quero a piroca dele”. Sparkling guaraná is her hyperactive, meme-y timeline presence, from joking about explosives and AI (“provas de q a ia acaba com a felicidade das pessoas”) to dramatic friend-crushes (“miga quweo q nos sejamos besties”), and the glitter–salt rim captures both the diva aesthetic goals (“meu sonho é ser aquelas divas q aparecem do nada na sua tml com uma foto do outfit”) and the salty hate-wars she proudly declares in her bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a strong tendency to confront things head‑on and declare open conflict, which is very Gryffindor: their bio literally says they "declare war and infinite hate" on anyone who denies their faves, and they respond to political and social issues with fiery moral outrage, like when they say about a politician, “alguem da um tiro nesse cara logo ou sla um impeachment coisa do tipo nao da pra viver no mesmo planeta q esse nojento”. They’re driven by a desire to be a hero or standout figure: “mds eu to ansiosa pra escola quero ser uma diva q vai viver dentel do lab so trabalhando em projetos e ir em feiras e ai eu vou ser convidade pra fofa do país pra apresentar meus projs e ai eu vou ser convidade a fazer favul de eng fora e a escola nunca vai parra de falar de mimamo” shows a fantasy of being a celebrated, almost legendary protagonist. Their anger is often channeled into protecting others or demanding justice, like in the threads about #JustiçaPeloOrelha where they complain about people politicizing the case and insist, “MANAS VAMOS PARAR DE FICAR DE BRIGUINHA POLITICA E FOCAR NA JUSTUÇA PELO ORELHA”. They also have impulsive, dramatic emotional swings ("vou me matar" and similar hyperbole) and a readiness to say exactly what they think to or about others, such as “meo mano eu vou enfiar esse satelite no meio do cu desse guri... oq eu dui aceitar trabalhar ckm homem cara”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot-headed, confrontational style more than Slytherin’s calculated approach. While there is some ambition and a wish for recognition, it’s framed in terms of being a bold, visible main character rather than strategic careerism, reinforcing Gryffindor over Slytherin.
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Brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
The song Brutal fits them because it captures that intense, chaotic teenage mix of insecurity, rage, humor, and desire to be someone important. They constantly oscillate between self-hate and big dreams, like when they say “mds eu so quero ser alguem na vida alguem que contribua pro mundo nao e possivel eu ser tao inutil assim” and then dream of being a campus fashion icon in “meu sonho é ser aquelas divas q aparecem do nada na sua tml… e tem 1.7k de curtidas”. There’s also the raw anger and over-the-top threats that echo the song’s frustration, for example “nossa mas o tanto de coisa q eu vou enfiar no cu desse filho da puta nao ta escrito” and “meo mano eu vou enfiar esse satelite no meio do cu desse guri”. At the same time, they’re extremely emotional and anxious about school, friends, and the future, like in “ai mds eu quwro ser hipermega brasileira… eu AUERO QUE AS PESSOAS OLHEM PRA MIM E FALEM MDS Q BRASILEIRa” and “ai eu quero um trabaljo legal com minha cara… mas nada q eu precise errar ate eu acertar pq eu vou me sentie culpada k resto da vida”. The dramatic "I want to die" hyperbole and feeling out of place, seen in tweets like “eu odeio estudar em uma escola de rico… vou me matar” and “oi alguem me mata querk morret”, mirror the song’s central theme: it’s brutal out here, and they’re just trying to survive it with sarcasm, intensity, and a lot of feelings.
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