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Your Simpsons character
The account feels most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, very online, and deeply principled. They care a lot about media, representation, and calling out sexism, much like Lisa’s constant feminist critiques, for example in “close! it’s actually misogyny and lesbophobia” and “i hate these jokes 🙁 stop calling women homophobic”. They’re passionate about media they consume and analyze it in detail, from She-Ra (“FUCK SHADOW WEAVER #catradefender”, “omg catradora😭💖💖💖💖💖”) to Life Is Strange and Bridgerton, just as Lisa over-invests in books, shows, and causes. Like Lisa, they mix righteous anger with vulnerability and sincerity, seen in emotional posts like “this scene actually broke me i can’t stop crying what the hell i’m gonna chew on a bullet my poor girls” and “i hate that no matter how great caleb & priah are they’ll never measure up to their white counterparts…”. Even their bookish side comes through in “i went to roving heights today i got so many books ugh i will be getting out of this slump by fire by force”, which is extremely Lisa-coded determination.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem Extraverted (E): their timeline is highly interactive and reactive, constantly quote-tweeting others, yelling in all caps, and narrating social experiences like “NEXT THING I KNEW SHE WAS ALL UP ON ME SCREAMING” and “i miss my cousins so bad because we haven’t seen each other in a year”. Their focus on fandom discourse, character arcs, and patterns in online behavior points to Intuition (N) rather than Sensing—for example, they call out repeated discourse cycles in “i’ve seen this exact sequence of tweets a billion times it drives me nuts” and talk about underlying misogyny/lesbophobia in “close! it’s actually misogyny and lesbophobia”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their judgments are value- and empathy-based—defending women/queer people (“i hate these jokes 🙁 stop calling women homophobic”), reacting emotionally to shows (“this scene actually broke me i can’t stop crying”), and caring about discrimination against young Black actors (“i’m so glad they’re free from all the years of discrimination this show brought”). Their style is chaotic, impulse-driven, and flexible, which fits Perceiving (P): they bounce between shows, games, books, and memes, say things like “time to repurchase” on a whim, and describe themselves as having a slump and then suddenly deciding they’ll fix it by force in “i went to roving heights today i got so many books ugh i will be getting out of this slump by fire by force”. Overall, the combination of expressive social energy, big-picture/fandom meta thinking, strong emotional/moral reactions, and spontaneous, unstructured tweeting fits ENFP best.

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Reader on a mission to escape a slump (by fire, by force). Genshin, shawarma, and too many TV opinions. Currently defending fictional girls’ honor.– @belloeverynyan

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The Electric blue curaçao is for their loud, chaotic colour opinions and bold online presence, echoing posts like “electric blue is what teal should look like tbh”. Spiced dark rum brings heat and bite for all the times they go off, from “just die honestly cause what” to “i fucking hate @cinnamoncait”. A soft coconut milk with cinnamon foam nods to their cozy side and comfort cravings in “coconut milk with cinnamon” and the way they miss family in “omg i miss my cousins so bad”. The chocolate liqueur drizzle is a wink to indulgent escapes like “grateful for chocolate edibles and mona”, giving the drink a little naughty sweetness. Finally, sparkling soda keeps it fizzy and hyper, matching the all-caps explosions of “IN FUCKINGGDSSHMKXS” and “SISHSHHSHSSHISFSLALSKSJSJSHSHSHSSH”, so the cocktail feels as loud and reactive as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very outspoken, confrontational style and a tendency to call things out directly, which fits Gryffindor's boldness more than any other house. They’re quick to publicly reject people and behaviors they dislike, e.g. “just die honestly cause what”, “how embarrassing”, and “DO NOT FOLLOW!!!!!!👎🏽🚫🚫🚫🚫📵📵🙅🏽🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♂️😳😱”, which shows a readiness to take strong stances in public. They also consistently stand up for women and queer-coded issues in a very head-on way, like “i hate these jokes 🙁 stop calling women homophobic” and “close! it’s actually misogyny and lesbophobia”, indicating moral courage and a willingness to confront perceived injustice. Their dramatic emotional reactions — “this scene actually broke me i can’t stop crying what the hell i’m gonna chew on a bullet my poor girls” and “i’m so up i’m up like mad” — show impulsive, big feelings typical of Gryffindors rather than the restraint of Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Finally, their bio “i fucking hate @cinnamoncait” and blunt posts like “lets all ***” underline a personality that leads with intensity, confrontation, and bravery in expressing themselves, all classic Gryffindor hallmarks.

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A well‑known song that suits them is good 4 u because it captures a loud, emotional, slightly chaotic personality that swings between humor, rage, and soft spots. They’re very expressive and dramatic, like when they say “i’m gonna chew on a bullet my poor girls” and “just die honestly cause what”, which matches the song’s explosive, venting energy. The way they talk about media and characters—“why didn’t she cheat on him sooner? she’s so patient :(” and “i hate insane unhinged scientists so entrapta byebye”—echoes the song’s themes of frustration and fed‑up affection. At the same time, they’re sentimental and passionate about the things they love, like “i really love dana like she’s everything to me” and “omg catradora😭💖💖💖💖💖”, showing the intense emotional highs that fit Olivia Rodrigo’s style. Their blunt bio, “i fucking hate @cinnamoncait,” also aligns with the song’s candid, slightly petty tone.

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