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This account most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, irreverence, and trolling. The bio’s wild provocation ("Location: Yo mums vagina" and identifying as a "straight white male w/good credit") mirrors Bart’s habit of saying things purely to shock and amuse. Their tweets show a similar prankster, disruptive energy, like joking about their own death in “Me subtweeting my killer who’s been threatening to take me out with lethal injection” and clowning the DOJ with “DOJ need they ass beat playing with black markers all week like they was doing sum”. The way they roast others and dramatize situations, such as “This is worst than a Kanye west rollout WTF are they doing” and “Award for worst tweet of the year”, is very Bart-like mischief. Even when criticizing serious topics, they do it with juvenile, meme-heavy humor, just like Bart turning everything into a joke while still noticing what’s wrong with the world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): their feed is highly outward-facing, performative, and interaction-oriented, constantly subtweeting, reacting, and joking for an audience, as in the self-referential humor of “Me subtweeting my killer who’s been threatening to take me out with lethal injection” and the attention-grabbing, provocative bio/location. Their style shows Intuition (N): instead of focusing on concrete, personal daily details, they riff on broader social and political situations with layered commentary, like critiquing U.S. gun culture in “America is so fucking weird if this was any other place on earth popping him would have happened in 2019 but no. They just keep using kindergartners as target practice instead 😭” and mocking institutions in “DOJ need they ass beat playing with black markers all week like they was doing sum”. Their tone is very Thinking (T): cutting, sarcastic, and often ruthless rather than tactful or conciliatory, for example in “69 pissed as hell rn thinking he got banned for street code but really He just a Mexican that only say nigga and nobody want to hear that Tuesday at 6 am.” and the blunt sexual/self-deprecating jokes like “This is the exact reason I regrettably do mostly backshots”. They strongly favor Perceiving (P): tweets are spontaneous, chaotic, and reactive to whatever is happening online or in the news, with no sense of structure or planning, for instance the rapid-fire quote-tweets like “Me me me me me me” and “Me me me me me me me”, and the impulsive, stream-of-consciousness reactions such as “Man fuck it. streets is done I’m with 21 and thug a nigga that never shot shit or stuck up shit.”. Combining an outward, riff-heavy presence (E), abstract/social commentary (N), sharp irreverent logic (T), and improvisational chaos (P), they best fit ENTP.

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Commentary with a side of chaos. Part-time stand-up critic, full-time tweet analyst. Once live-tweeted a DOJ update like it was the NBA Finals.– @Ben10Bandz

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The high-proof bourbon matches their loud, unfiltered energy and love of money, echoing the bio about being “All about my Benjamin’s” and their Christmas flex in “Christmas gift to myself [picture]”. Spiced hibiscus syrup adds a sweet-then-spicy kick that mirrors their wild, sometimes messy takes on sex and relationships in “This is the exact reason I regrettably do mostly backshots [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and cutting, like their political and cultural commentary in “America is so fucking weird if this was any other place on earth popping him would have happened in 2019 but no. They just keep using kindergartners as target practice instead 😭 [picture]”. A dash of coffee liqueur represents the dark humor and late-night-timeline chaos in posts like “Me subtweeting my killer who’s been threatening to take me out with lethal injection [picture] [quoted tweet]”. The charcoal salt rim nods to their DOJ/marker jokes and blacked-out memes in “DOJ need they ass beat playing with black markers all week like they was doing sum [picture]” and “◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ There. [picture] [quoted tweet]”, making the drink as extra and chaotic as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their bio is openly self-focused and status-oriented, centering on money and credit — “All about my Benjamin’s… i identity as a straight white male w/good credit.” That emphasis on wealth and image aligns with Slytherin’s ambition and self-preservation. They consistently display cutting, strategic humor, like joking about subtweeting someone threatening them in “Me subtweeting my killer who’s been threatening to take me out with lethal injection”, which shows a tendency to turn danger into a controlled narrative rather than a moral crusade. Their comments on public events and institutions, such as criticizing the DOJ in “DOJ: look there’s a lot of real niggas we FW in here and we just trying to get this shit done with one man so we can kill him after and no one ever knows the truth.” and “DOJ need they ass beat playing with black markers all week like they was doing sum”, reveal a cynical, power-aware worldview that fits Slytherin’s preoccupation with how power is really wielded. Even their joke about 6ix9ine in “69 pissed as hell rn thinking he got banned for street code but really He just a Mexican that only say nigga and nobody want to hear that Tuesday at 6 am.” shows an ability to cut directly to reputational and social calculations. Overall, their blend of ambition, self-interest, sharp social perception, and weaponized humor is most consistent with Slytherin.

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The best-fitting song for @Ben10Bandz is HUMBLE. by Kendrick Lamar because it balances brash humor, raw commentary, and a sense of chaotic self-awareness. Their bio — “All about my Benjamin’s… i identity as a straight white male w/good credit.” — mirrors the song’s mix of flexing and irony. They constantly joke in a wild, unfiltered way, like when they say “69 pissed as hell rn thinking he got banned for street code but really He just a Mexican that only say nigga and nobody want to hear that Tuesday at 6 am.” and “Lolol he said fuck the niggas furniture 😂😂😂😂😂”, which fits the song’s confrontational tone. At the same time, they comment bluntly on America and violence, as in “America is so fucking weird if this was any other place on earth popping him would have happened in 2019 but no. They just keep using kindergartners as target practice instead 😭”, echoing Kendrick’s critiques of society. The mix of irreverent jokes, street-coded language, and sharp social takes feels very much in line with the spirit and energy of HUMBLE..

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