Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes social media’s impact on mental state and steps back for “peace” in “i’m making the decision to stop using twitter for a while…”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and exaggerated reactions like “BRO WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY CANT I TURN OFF READ RECEIPTS” and playful “TUFF” posts to entertain.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward pets and friends in “okay guys meet my son Anthony” and the detailed pet thread “ziggy, leo and tofu…”.
- Reflective: Talks about past bullying, glow up, and behavior change in “used to get bullied but then i had an insane glow up and now i bully ppl sometimes (for a good cause)”.
- Open: Shares personal info—fears, relationships, introversion, family, location, birthday—in the Q&A thread like “loosing someone i love” and “i’m an introvert but i act extroverted sometimes”.
Weaknesses:
- Dramatic: Uses extreme language about minor issues, as in “BRO WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY CANT I TURN OFF READ RECEIPTS”.
- Impulsive: Rapidly quits and un-quits Twitter in “quitting twitter bye” and then “FUCKING W IM UNQUTTING” shortly after.
- Conflict-averse: Avoids dealing with drama directly, choosing to leave the platform instead in “there is genuinely so much fucking drama… i just want peace… BYE!”.
- Negative: Frequently uses harsh descriptors about life and self, like “horrible” for school and “killing myself” when asked about current thoughts.
- Inconsistent: Shifts between wanting to leave and return to Twitter, shown in “quitting twitter bye” and later “yea ig i’ll come back now”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and underlying sensitivity fits Bart Simpson best. Ben swings dramatically between quitting and unquitting Twitter, like when they say they’re “[quitting twitter bye]”(https://x.com/Benaldrich2768/status/1989876154866585951) and then soon after “[FUCKING W IM UNQUTTING]”(https://x.com/Benaldrich2768/status/1990071905370460174), mirroring Bart’s melodramatic but short-lived resolutions. Their humor is loud, meme-y, and a bit reckless, with lines like “BRO WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY CANT I TURN OFF READ RECEIPTS” and “SHE WANNA HOP IN A RARI 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥,” very much in the spirit of Bart’s over-the-top reactions. At the same time, Ben shows a softer, more introspective side—admitting “i have peers but i only consider one or two people i know irl as friends” and that their biggest fear is “loosing someone i love”—which matches the way Bart occasionally reveals his vulnerabilities underneath the prankster exterior. Even their admission that they “used to get bullied but then i had an insane glow up and now i bully ppl sometimes (for a good cause)” link sounds like Bart’s evolution from bullied troublemaker to chaotic defender of his own. Overall, the blend of mischief, drama, humor, and hidden emotional depth aligns most closely with Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert: they describe themselves as an introvert and emphasize a tiny real‑life circle, e.g. “i’m an introvert but i act extroverted sometimes” and “i have peers but i only consider one or two people i know irl as friends”, and they get overwhelmed by online drama, deciding to leave Twitter for peace in “i’m making the decision to stop using twitter for a while… i just want peace”. Their attention to concrete things like games, skins, clothes, and specific foods suggests Sensing, seen in tweets such as “211 skins later chat”, “i wear hoodies, sweatpants and cargo pants 💀”, and “yummy filet with red wine sauce”. They seem Feeling‑oriented, reacting emotionally to situations (both humor and distress) rather than with structured logic, e.g. “BRO WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY CANT I TURN OFF READ RECEIPTS”, “loosing someone i love” as their biggest fear, and talking about love languages like “either quality time or physical touch idk”. Their lifestyle looks flexible and spontaneous, aligning with Perceiving: they skip school a lot (“never skipped a class but i skipped school a LOT”), have no driver’s license yet despite saying they should (“no but i’ll probably try and get a license soon”), and casually quits/un‑quits Twitter on impulse (“quitting twitter bye” vs. “FUCKING W IM UNQUTTING”). Altogether, an artistic, feeling‑driven introvert focused on immediate experiences and living in the moment fits ISFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said IRL relationships are probably the way to go, so… how about we log off Twitter drama together and start our ‘real world’ pilot episode with coffee?
- You’ve got 211 Fortnite skins and still none of them are as overpowered as your glow up—kinda crazy that the rarest thing in your locker might be your single status.
- You’re a Maryland introvert who sometimes acts extroverted, likes winter, filet with red wine sauce, and women… statistically speaking, I feel like I just unlocked the Ben Aldrich Mythic.
- You hated the nickname ‘clam’ at first but let it grow on you—let me take you out once and I promise I’ll grow on you the same way, just with fewer shells and more quality time.
- You came back from ‘quitting Twitter’ like a Fortnite un-quit, you like Spider-Man, and your biggest fear is losing someone you love—so how about we do this Peter Parker style and I stick around like webbing?
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Your new Twitter bio
Maryland introvert with a July 27 birthday, too many Fortnite skins, and a pet tarantula named Isabella. Here for games, movies, and low‑drama vibes.– @Benaldrich2768
Your signature cocktail
The Clamback Reload
This cocktail is named for their chaotic habit of quitting and unquitting Twitter and their nickname ‘clam,’ capturing the dramatic exits in “quitting twitter bye” and triumphant returns in “FUCKING W IM UNQUTTING” and “yea ig i’ll come back now”. Silver tequila gives it a bold, slightly reckless kick for lines like “BRO WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY CANT I TURN OFF READ RECEIPTS” and their intense gaming rants about things like the “gatekeeper shotgun literally takes no skill”. Grapefruit soda with lime keeps it light, fizzy, and youthful, fitting an introvert who still acts extroverted in “i’m an introvert but i act extroverted sometimes” and spends time on Discord in “discord 😭”. A dash of chili bitters adds bite for their occasional petty streak and self‑aware edge in “now i bully ppl sometimes (for a good cause)” and the dramatic “killing myself” response. The blackberry syrup drizzle is the moody sweetness that reflects the more vulnerable side in “loosing someone i love” and their desire for peace away from drama in “i just want peace but it seems like nobody can go like 43 minutes without shit for no reason”. Finally, a smoked sea salt rim grounds the drink in something darker and cinematic, nodding both to their bio about “ugly choices” and their love for intense movies in “pulp fiction is crazy”, giving the whole thing a stylish, slightly bitter finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ben consistently comes off as loyal, grounded, and relationship-focused in a very down‑to‑earth way, which aligns most with Hufflepuff. He openly values close connections over popularity, saying he only considers “one or two people” real friends despite having more peers: “i have peers but i only consider one or two people i know irl as friends”, and his biggest fear is “loosing someone i love”, showing how much he prioritizes attachment and loyalty. He talks about his family with a mix of honesty and affection, like “it’s pretty good i guess, i hold some grudges against them but i know they mean well”, and names his grandfather as the person he looks up to: “my grandfather”, which reflects a modest, grounded value system rather than ambition or ego. Even his self‑description, “i’m an introvert but i act extroverted sometimes”, and preference for comfort (hoodies, sweatpants, cargo pants) in “i wear hoodies, sweatpants and cargo pants 💀” fit Hufflepuff’s cozy, unflashy vibe. While he has moments of drama and dark humor like “killing myself” and frustration with online drama in “i just want peace but it seems like nobody can go like 43 minutes without shit for no reason”, those reinforce that he craves peace, stability, and genuine connection—classic Hufflepuff priorities.
Your movie
Your song
Black Skinhead - Kanye West
A well-suited song for them is Black Skinhead by Kanye West, because it blends aggression, humor, and a sense of being overwhelmed by the chaos around you, which fits their online persona. They explicitly name Kanye as a favorite artist in “probably kanye west”, so picking a Kanye track aligns with their actual music taste. The song’s frantic, dramatic energy mirrors their swings between quitting and un-quitting Twitter in posts like “quitting twitter bye” and “FUCKING W IM UNQUTTING”. Its themes of pressure and frustration parallel their feelings about drama online in “there is genuinely so much fucking drama and i feel like it all comes from twitter. i just want peace…”. At the same time, the song’s confident, confrontational tone fits with their self-assured comments like “yeah and i wish i didn’t” and their story of a glow up and now sometimes bullying people “for a good cause” in “now i bully ppl sometimes (for a good cause)”.
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