Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses light, silly jokes about games and life, like “I could be playing terraria right now but i got bio in 10 minutes 😭😭😭” and “You aren't a real gentleman if you don't say excuse me after burping even when nobody is around you to hear it”.
- Academic dedication: Talks about physics, calculus, bio, and celebrates grades like “Computer Science: 99 Advanced Functions: 94”, showing he cares about school.
- Self-awareness: Openly reflects on his own habits and coping, like “I will be royally fucked on the day that the 'suppress every single negative thought you have' method gets patched” and acknowledging too much gaming in “ive spent WAY too much time on roblox”.
- Community engagement: Frequently asks for interaction and opinions, like “Rate the bacon grilled cheese”, “Made kraft dinner Rate it out of 10”, and calling posts “interaction bait” in “Instead of posting a gif before sleeping im gonna do some interaction bait”.
- Clear values: States strong moral and political stances, e.g. condemning right-wing Trump supporters over Epstein ties in “everyone who still leans right wing and/or supports trump after all the evidence supporting his ties to epstein gotta die”, and openly identifies as a gay furry in his bio.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing like “Fuck you mate” and extreme statements like “everyone who still leans right wing... gotta die”, which can come off as hostile.
- Negative self-coping: Jokes about unhealthy coping in “suppress every single negative thought you have”, suggesting he pushes feelings down instead of addressing them.
- Sleep neglect: Frequently posts about exhaustion and trouble sleeping, like “Im exhausted so imma just try to sleep despite my brother being obnoxious” and staying up for Wordle in “I wanna go to sleep but wordle in 22 minutes..”.
- Time management: Admits heavy gaming despite school demands, e.g. “ive spent WAY too much time on roblox”, “i have spent too much time on fortnite”, while also juggling advanced courses.
- Online overexposure: Shares many personal frustrations and home issues, like his brother’s behavior in “My brother is raging in the room next to me at 12 30 in the morning” and “This dude is now moaning and calling marvel characters good boy someone save me from this hellhole”, which might overshare private life online.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Benji most closely matches Lisa Simpson: a bright, academically driven kid who still spends tons of time on games and niche interests. They flex strong grades like Lisa’s overachiever streak, as seen in “Got grades back for 2/4 classes Computer Science: 99 Advanced Functions: 94” and constant mentions of physics, calculus, bio, and chem. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and anxious about overwork and motivation, saying “I would love to learn a new language but i have no current motivation to do more work on top of physics and calculus 😓” and “I will be royally fucked on the day that the 'suppress every single negative thought you have' method gets patched”. They have strong moral/political stances similar to Lisa’s activism, shown by “everyone who still leans right wing and/or supports trump after all the evidence supporting his ties to epstein gotta die”. At the same time, they’re deeply into games and fandoms (Terraria, Roblox, Fortnite, DnD), which fits Lisa’s mix of high intellect with very specific, sometimes nerdy passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean introverted: most activities are solo or online (Terraria, Roblox, Fortnite, Wordle, watching the Grammys), and they talk more about being tired, school, and gaming than about big parties or in‑person socializing, e.g. bringing their Switch for a spare period in “Brought my switch to enjoy during the spare period but its fucking dead” and playing at home in “ive spent WAY too much time on roblox”. Their style is clearly sensing: they constantly reference concrete, here‑and‑now experiences like grades, devices, specific games, and food, such as “Got grades back for 2/4 classes Computer Science: 99 Advanced Functions: 94” and “Rate the bacon grilled cheese”, rather than abstract theories. They present as feeling‑oriented: values, emotions, and personal likes/dislikes dominate, from political/moral stances like “everyone who still leans right wing and/or supports trump after all the evidence supporting his ties to epstein gotta die” to emotional vulnerability in “I will be royally fucked on the day that the 'suppress every single negative thought you have' method gets patched”. Their judging/perceiving side looks more spontaneous and flexible than structured: they complain about being hot, tired, or distracted and often let mood or impulse steer them, as in “I could be playing terraria right now but i got bio in 10 minutes” and “I wanna go to sleep but wordle in 22 minutes..”. Overall, the mix of introverted, sensory, feeling‑driven, and go‑with‑the‑flow behavior best fits ISFP: a personal, emotionally expressive gamer who focuses on immediate experiences more than long‑term planning or abstract analysis.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you're a #1 ranger hater, but if we queued Terraria together I’d totally let you hard-carry as summoner… on one condition: I get to be the boyfriend you want more than stable OneNote pages.
- So you beat every boss first try except Eater of Worlds, died to Wall of Flesh at 200 HP, and got saved by your spider summons… when are you gonna let me be the overpowered late‑game loot that finally makes things easy?
- You: Canadian gay bear furry, Surface Pro enjoyer, double‑physics survivor who still pulls 99 in compsci and 94 in advanced functions. Me: just trying to be even half as cool so you’ll consider that follow‑back you promised if we’re ‘cool.’
- You’re out here rating your own bacon grilled cheese and Kraft Dinner, but I’ve seen your timeline: the real 10/10 comfort meal is you, me, chicken noodle soup, and you ranting about the Grammys while I pretend I understand Terraria balance changes.
- Every night you say goodnight everybear after Wordle, complain about being too hot and your brother raging through the wall—solution: I come over, cuddle the beardog, do the Wordle together, and we both finally sleep on something more comfortable than seat option 3.
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Canada-based STEM + gaming nerd, part-time beardog. Once died to Wall of Flesh at 200 HP and learned to always overprepare. Terraria, Wordle, naps.– @benji_bacon
Your signature cocktail
The Binary Bio Bear
Maple whiskey for the cozy Canadian gay bear vibes in their bio and their love of comfy home days like “How life feels waking up on your double spare”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright and silly for the guy who proudly says “I'm a big gay beardog who enjoys silly games ✌️🥹 🇨🇦” and spends spares gaming instead of working. A splash of blue curaçao nods to late-night Wordle and Terraria grinding in tweets like “I wanna go to sleep but wordle in 22 minutes..” and “If you hate on terraria you are not a real person”. Energy drink ice cubes represent surviving double physics and bio with pure chaos energy, as in “Double physics today 🥀🥀🥀” and “I could be playing terraria right now but i got bio in 10 minutes 😭😭😭”. Finally, the gummy worm garnish is for the slightly unhinged, meme-loving side that screams at games like “THE SPIDER SUMMONS DO FUCK ALL HALF THE TIME” and still signs off sweetly with “Goodnight everybear”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Benji shows a strong academic and intellectual streak that aligns with Ravenclaw values. They’re proud of high marks and difficult courses, as seen in “Got grades back for 2/4 classes Computer Science: 99 Advanced Functions: 94” and the fact they’re taking heavy classes like “4U Physics in 16 minutes...” and “Double physics today 🥀🥀🥀”. Their enjoyment of tools that improve studying and note‑taking, like “I love my surface pro it has made note taking feel so much better”, shows a practical love of learning and organization. They even want to take on extra intellectual work, but realistically recognize their current load: “I would love to learn a new language but i have no current motivation to do more work on top of physics and calculus 😓”. There’s also a self‑aware, almost analytical humor about their own mind in “I will be royally fucked on the day that the 'suppress every single negative thought you have' method gets patched”, which fits Ravenclaw’s introspective and cerebral tendencies more than the other houses. While they’re friendly and playful, the emphasis on academics, thoughtful self‑reflection, and appreciation for clever tools and systems makes Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
golden - Harry Styles
The best fit is golden by Harry Styles, because they’re openly obsessed with it and its emotional, warm vibe mirrors their own. They complain about the Grammys with, “Billie i love you but golden was ROBBED.” and beg, “GIVE GOLDEN SOTY ALREADY #GRAMMYs”, which shows how strongly they connect with that song in particular. The track’s mix of softness, yearning, and brightness fits a gay furry bear who jokes about wanting a boyfriend while also worrying about school and life, as in “I can't decide what i want more: a boyfriend or microsoft onenote to stop moving my pages around when im writing on them”. The lyrics about being vulnerable and a little scared, yet still hopeful, pair well with tweets like “I will be royally fucked on the day that the 'suppress every single negative thought you have' method gets patched”. Overall, golden captures their mix of silliness, softness, and underlying emotional depth better than any other well-known song.
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