Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, consistent enthusiasm for Ordem Paranormal, Hexatombe and Psikolera, e.g. “se o cellbit soubesse a saudade que eu tô dos psikolera…” and “se o mundo estiver contra o zéfero, eu estarei contra o mundo !”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings—crying, anxiety, affection and nostalgia—like “EU TÔ AOS PRANTOS MEU SENHOR” and “essa temporada foi tão absurda... ordem paranormal me faz ficar choroso demais”.
- Playful humor: Uses vivid, irreverent jokes and sexual humor to entertain, for instance “passo mal com ele se acabando no macarrão pq na cabana do shane a única coisa que ele tava comendo era cu e hambúrguer requentado” and “NÃO SERIO QUE CINTURA DE PUTÃO”.
- Imaginative thinker: Creates headcanons and scenarios, such as “eu tenho um hc que a lena descolore os pêlos do braço e perna” and imagining killers in Hexatombe in “eu fico imaginando os próprios killers participando do hexatombe…”.
- Supportive observer: Appreciates relationships and attachment, like “quero ser amado por alguém como o jasper é amado pelo remi” and valuing shared tastes in “não tem satisfação maior do que aquela pessoa que você AMA ouvir ou gostar de algum artista, projeto etc que você acompanha e também ama”.
Weaknesses:
- High anxiety: Repeatedly talks about being extremely anxious, for example “porraaaaa que ansiedade como diria a lore, chega ano que vem mas não chega sábado” and “nós pessoas meio zéfero Pensa num bicho ansioso”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood swings quickly between excitement and distress, seen in “a velocidade que meu sorriso se abriu foi a mesma que ele se fechou na hora” and going from hype to despair in multiple Hexatombe reactions like “Vai se fude cellbit”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive insults and swearing, for instance “porra o giovanni gosta de ver discórdia né, que pau no cu matem esse ousado maldito” and “vai se fude cellbit”.
- Morbid fixation: Humor and goals often center on death and brutality, such as “Metas para 2026: – Participar de um moshpit sangrento – Realizar uma das intenções da coroa de espinhos – Concluir o Hexatombe – Impedir um apocalipse” and “✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ vai todo mundo morrer amanhã ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧”.
- Escapist tendencies: Much of their focus and emotional investment is in fictional worlds and characters rather than their own life, shown by long threads of detailed reactions about Hexatombe, Psikolera and Arcane like “essa temporada foi tão absurda, os players se entregando por completo, a história, TUDO...” and “Em arcane, aparecem algumas imagens da Jinx com corvos… porque os corvos por si só simbolizam mau presságio”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits best with Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-verbal, and deeply attached to their favorite media and characters. Like Lisa obsessing over books and causes, they dive very deep into fictional worlds and symbolism, as in their analysis of Arcane and Jinx with corvos: “porque os corvos por si só simbolizam mau presságio, azar e morte, igual a Jinx/Powder”. They’re sentimental and self-aware about how stories affect them, writing about Ordem Paranormal that “ordem paranormal me faz ficar choroso demais e eu já sou sentimental porraaaa :(”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to cry over art, injustice, and narrative weight. Their empathy for characters and relationships—like wanting love “como o jasper é amado pelo remi” and saying “quero ser amado por alguém como o jasper é amado pelo remi”—is very Lisa-coded in its yearning and idealism. Even their mix of anxiety and dark humor about apocalypses and deaths in Hexatombe and their own ‘goals’ (“Metas para 2026: – Participar de um moshpit sangrento – Realizar uma das intenções da coroa de espinhos – Concluir o Hexatombe – Impedir um apocalipse”) feels like Lisa’s blend of dramatic intellect and emotional overinvestment in the things she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean slightly introverted: most tweets revolve around inner emotional reactions to media rather than real‑life socializing, and they talk about rewatching shows or reading alone, like rereading Iniciação in “eu tava lendo iniciação dnv e o rosto da liz tava me parecendo muito familiar....”, and getting deeply affected by fictional events in “ordem paranormal me faz ficar choroso demais e eu já sou sentimental porraaaa :(”. Their focus is strongly intuitive: they enjoy symbolism and hypothetical scenarios, such as the analysis of Jinx and crows in “os corvos por si só simbolizam mau presságio, azar e morte, igual a Jinx/Powder…” and imagining character futures in “eu fico imaginando os próprios killers participando do hexatombe e o Aguiar sentindo saudades das cadelas…”. Feeling is dominant: they center values, attachment, and empathy, wanting to be loved like fictional characters are in “quero ser amado por alguém como o jasper é amado pelo remi. eles me deixam doente...” and caring about character suffering in “a Lena chorando porque teve que matar o Jasper, mais um filho…”. They also show a protective, value-driven loyalty to favorites, as in “se o mundo estiver contra o zéfero, eu estarei contra o mundo !”. Judging vs Perceiving skews to Perceiving: although they jokingly list “goals” in “Metas para 2026: – Participar de um moshpit sangrento – Realizar uma das intenções da coroa de espinhos – Concluir o Hexatombe – Impedir um apocalipse”, their timeline is driven more by spontaneous emotional reactions and in‑the‑moment fandom commentary like “Vai se fude cellbit” than by structured, outcome-focused planning. Altogether, a highly emotional, imaginative, media-immersed inner world with strong values and playful spontaneity aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if your 2026 goals are ‘finish the Hexatombe, stop an apocalypse and join a bloody moshpit’, where do I sign up to be the fourth meta: ‘kiss Beni between one Paranordle win and another’?
- You keep saying ‘se o mundo estiver contra o Zéfero, eu estarei contra o mundo’ — that’s cute, but I’m more worried about when o mundo estiver contra a gente… because then it’s just you, me, and a bunch of pissed‑off vampiros educadíssimos.
- You cried over Lena having to kill Jasper, over Pomba being chamado de traidor, over Caio caído sem proteção… with a heart like that, I kinda want you to look at me the way you look at every Ordem character that’s emotionally devastated.
- You brag about ‘CHUPA PORRA EU SOU MT BOM’ when you get Paranordle in 2 tries — how about you try guessing my favorite ship in Hexatombe, and if you get it right, we make ‘Beni x Eu’ canon in the next spin‑off?
- You said there’s no bigger satisfaction than someone you love liking the same artist or project as you… I already love Psikolera, Hexatombe and Arcane, so does that mean I’ve accidentally unlocked ‘pessoa que você AMA’ status or do I need to quote‑tweet you with a thirst post first?
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Professional overthinker of Hexatombe, Psikolera & Paranordle. Once cried over a vampire and then won the daily puzzle in 2 tries.– @benjocass
Your signature cocktail
HexaTonic do Psikolera
This cocktail is built on cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for late‑night watch parties, mirroring their anxious hype before streams like “porraaaaa que ansiedade como diria a lore, chega ano que vem mas não chega sábado” and their ‘zéfero’ energy in “nós pessoas meio zéfero Pensa num bicho ansioso”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark, dramatic sweetness for all the Ordem/Hexatombe heartbreak, like “EU TÔ AOS PRANTOS MEU SENHOR” and “maldito desse cellbit arruinou minha noite, como que dorme agora meu deus”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp humor and irreverence, as in “NÃO SERIO QUE CINTURA DE PUTÃO fizeram esse caba com uma mão no mouse a outra dentro das calças não é possível”. Sparkling grapefruit soda adds a fizzy, chaotic bite for their loud, affectionate stanning of characters and ships, like “todos do psikolera são meus tipo ideal e eu não posso fazer nada a respeito” and “se o mundo estiver contra o zéfero, eu estarei contra o mundo !”. A smoked salt rim nods to the brutality and bitterness they love to suffer through in Hexatombe and Ordem, from “O hexatombe é BRUTAL.. rasparam a cabeça do meu mano calígrafo.” to “vai todo mundo morrer amanhã”, while still making everything strangely addictive—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show a strong emphasis on loyalty and affection toward their favorite characters, creators, and ships. They repeatedly pledge unwavering support, as in “se o mundo estiver contra o zéfero, eu estarei contra o mundo !”, which is classic Hufflepuff-style devotion rather than ambition or glory-seeking. They cherish deep emotional bonds and mutual appreciation, writing “não tem satisfação maior do que aquela pessoa que você AMA ouvir ou gostar de algum artista, projeto etc que você acompanha e também ama MT” and “quero ser amado por alguém como o jasper é amado pelo remi. eles me deixam doente...”, focusing on love, care, and being there for others. Even in fandom pain, their reaction is sentimental and empathetic—“essa temporada foi tão absurda… ordem paranormal me faz ficar choroso demais e eu já sou sentimental porraaaa :(”—more about feeling with others than about cleverness (Ravenclaw) or dominance (Slytherin). Their admiration for characters who protect and sacrifice for friends, like “eloy faria de tudo pela kemi, ele literalmente mataria e morreria por ela tal qual o gomez com a morticia . . .”, mirrors core Hufflepuff values of loyalty and steadfast care.
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Your song
Daddy Issues - The Neighbourhood
The best fit for them is “Daddy Issues” by The Neighbourhood, which they explicitly reference with clear emotional attachment. They quote the song directly in a tweet: “Go ahead and cry, little girl Nobody does it like you do… I know that you got daddy issues And I do too”, showing it resonates with their feelings. Their timeline mixes intense attachment to fictional characters and angst — for example, “essa temporada foi tão absurda... ordem paranormal me faz ficar choroso demais e eu já sou sentimental porraaaa :(” — which aligns with the song’s themes of vulnerability and emotional baggage. They also show a fascination with tragic, devoted relationships like Remi and Jasper: “quero ser amado por alguém como o jasper é amado pelo remi. eles me deixam doente...”, echoing the song’s longing and intensity. Overall, their mix of dark humor, emotional oversharing, and obsession with painful narratives matches the melancholic, obsessive tone of Daddy Issues.
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