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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Uses jokes to cope with pain, like framing intense ideation as a bit in “i genuinely cannot keep getting this suicidal every night like clockwork 😳😳😂😂😂🤔🤔❔❔❔”.
- Self-awareness: Openly recognizes their own patterns, e.g. anxiety about being at fault in “whenever someone is upset i always think it has to do with me and idk how to make it stop”.
- Community-minded: Engages with friends and online culture, like reclaiming terms with mutuals in “i like to reclaim 4chan words like chud and foid... to use with friends 👍👍👍 this is the method @Spidersizedd Hi an foid”.
- Identity pride: Shows comfort and joy in their trans identity and interests in “trans joy is taking your testosterone shot and then eating spicy sweet chili doritos”.
- Expressive honesty: Shares emotional lows and frustrations very directly, like in “wanting to reach out to Literally anyone for some kind of help but feeling too much of a burden to actually do it”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequent, intense references to wanting to die, such as “i genuinely cannot keep getting this suicidal every night like clockwork” and “world sucks so bad and i cant do anything besides watch it happen or kill myself”.
- Impulsive anger: Snaps harshly at people and situations, with posts like “Kill genuinely everyone” and “Please dude i need to be able to send bomb threats to the federal post office”.
- Medication inconsistency: Reports going without necessary meds and forgetting doses, like “Dude its really cool how my dad hasnt given me my meds in like 2 months 😂😂😂” and “keep forgetting to take my meds including my propranolol which helps with my pots symptoms”.
- Self-loathing: Expresses strong hatred toward self and identity, such as “i need to die i hate myself so bad”.
- Interpersonal insecurity: Feels like a burden and second choice to others, noted in “wanting to reach out to Literally anyone for some kind of help but feeling too much of a burden” and “realizing im lowkey the second choice for all of my friends”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a chaotic, hyper-online version of Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, politically and socially opinionated, but crushed under the weight of their own feelings. Like Lisa, they oscillate between righteous anger at the world and intense self-loathing, e.g. posting about world collapse in “world sucks so bad and i cant do anything besides watch it happen or kill myself” and frustration with systems in “Please dude i need to be able to send bomb threats to the federal post office they fucking suck so bad”. Their intense sensitivity and chronic sense of not fitting in echo Lisa’s alienation, as in “realizing im lowkey the second choice for all of my friends… we ball” and “i actually kinda hate being so many different ethnicities… i belong no where in any communities”. The mix of self-harm/suicidal ideation with dark humor—“i genuinely cannot keep getting this suicidal every night like clockwork” and “i cant kill myself i have depop orders to send”—matches Lisa’s depressive, melodramatic core if you aged her into a terminally-online queer adult. Their bursts of niche enthusiasm, like “trans joy is taking your testosterone shot and then eating spicy sweet chili doritos” and “celtic paganism i love you i need to connect with my roots more”, are also very Lisa-coded: intense, earnest, and a bit out of step with everyone around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: much of their energy is directed outward at people, drama, and interactions, often addressing others directly with high emotional intensity, e.g. “I HOPE U REMEMBER HOW U FELT THAT NIGHT LOL” and “MY COWORKER LOSING HIS FUCKIN MIND BRUH 😍😍😍😂😂😂😂👀👀👀👀👀zz”. Their focus on feelings, meanings, and identity over concrete data points to Intuition, seen in posts about culture and belonging like “i actually kinda hate being so many different ethnicities… i have literally no culture i need to die i hate myself so bad” and in big-picture political takes such as “the idf”. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: their decisions and rants are rooted in emotional reactions and values rather than structured argument, for example “world sucks so bad and i cant do anything besides watch it happen or kill myself” and “never showing anyone a family recipe again cuz all they did was make fun of it Ok 👍 oh my god”. Finally, their life appears chaotic and spontaneous rather than planned, suggesting Perceiving: they talk about forgetting meds and impulse struggles like “keep forgetting to take my meds including my propranolol which helps with my pots symptoms 😍😍😍😍” and mood swings such as “i genuinely cannot keep getting this suicidal every night like clockwork 😳😳😂😂😂🤔🤔❔❔❔”. Overall, the high-energy, emotionally expressive, values-driven, somewhat disorganized vibe fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said trans joy is a T shot and spicy sweet chili Doritos — if we hang out, I promise to bring the needles, the chips, and just enough gender euphoria that you accidentally call it ‘actual joy’ for once.
- You keep tweeting about wanting to move out and how useless your dad is with basic tasks — solution: move in with me, I can both find a container for your cookies AND remember your meds. That’s like… boyfriend AND case manager DLC.
- You said all your friends have ‘actual issues’ while you’re suicidal from ‘internal factors’ — if you ever rant to me, I’m not gonna compare pain, I’m just gonna sit in the dark with you, hype up your seal posts, and remind you you’re allowed to take up space.
- As a fellow Boston enjoyer who screams System of a Down lyrics and calls it a normal day, I feel like our date would just be us walking around the city, yelling ‘SELF-RIGHTEOUS SUICIDEEE’ and then immediately getting bubble tea like nothing happened.
- You joked about not being able to kill yourself because you’ve got Depop orders to send — counter-offer: don’t die because I fully intend to order something, flirt shamelessly in the buyer notes, and give you a 5-star review for ‘item exactly as described, seller insanely hot and chronically online.’
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Trans guy, part-time cookie baker and seal enthusiast. Once ruined dinner by debating Sonic lore. Opinions my own, meds hopefully taken.– @benzoseal
Your signature cocktail
The Darkwoke Dogwalk Spritz
This drink hits hard and fast with overproof spiced rum with a chili kick, mirroring their volatile, high-energy posts like “DUDE NICOTINE WITHDRAWALS GENUINELY MAKE ME SO IRRITABLE LIKE I HATE EVERYONE UR ALL ANNOYING PLEASE EVERYONE NEEDS TO DIE NOW QUICK” and the constant swings between rage and comedy. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness, echoing the emo-poetic side of lines like “CUT MY WOUNDS AND CALL IT ART, WATCH ME AS I FALL APART” and their darkwoke vibe in “darkwoke is back”. The sour cherry soda is loud, fizzy, and chaotic, capturing the way they slap on emojis and caps in posts like “I DONT THINK YOU TRUST IN MYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDEEEE” and “GIGGLES AND WIGGLES”. A dash of saline solution nods to their tears, dysphoria, and chronic health struggles in tweets like “keep forgetting to take my meds including my propranolol which helps with my pots symptoms 😍😍😍😍” and “i genuinely cannot keep getting this suicidal every night like clockwork 😳😳😂😂😂🤔🤔❔❔❔”, adding a subtle, grounding saltiness. Finally, the cotton-candy flavored popping candy rim is chaotic dog energy and trans joy in one bite—sweet, silly, and crackling like “trans joy is taking your testosterone shot and then eating spicy sweet chili doritos” and the unhinged meme-posting of “😂😂😂😂😂 the big relapse of '26” and “everything is awesome”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Based on their tweets.
Your movie
Your song
Migraine - Twenty One Pilots
A well‑fitting song for them is Migraine by Twenty One Pilots, because it balances dark suicidal ideation with a frantic, self-aware sense of humor and online-poisoned angst. They openly joke about recurring suicidal thoughts, like in “i genuinely cannot keep getting this suicidal every night like clockwork 😳😳😂😂😂🤔🤔❔❔❔” and “all my friends have like actual issues and things to stress about and im here about to kill myself only cuz of internal factors ❔❔😂”, mirroring the song’s tension between wanting to die and desperately trying to cope. They also express feeling like an emotional burden and second choice, as in “wanting to reach out to Literally anyone for some kind of help but feeling too much of a burden to actually do it” and “realizing im lowkey the second choice for all of my friends 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 we ball 👀👀👀”, which fits the song’s themes of isolation and overthinking. Their posts mix mental illness, irritability, and self-deprecation—like “DUDE NICOTINE WITHDRAWALS GENUINELY MAKE ME SO IRRITABLE LIKE I HATE EVERYONE UR ALL ANNOYING PLEASE EVERYONE NEEDS TO DIE NOW QUICK”—with pop-culture shitposting and trans joy (“trans joy is taking your testosterone shot and then eating spicy sweet chili doritos”), which matches Twenty One Pilots’ blend of bleak topics with energetic, almost playful delivery. Overall, Migraine captures their combination of suicidal ideation, internalized chaos, and the way they turn pain into loud, ironic posting rather than quiet sadness.
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