Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares moods, from frustration in “hoje eu mato um pqp 🤬🤬” to excitement in “CHEGO CARAI”, showing emotional honesty.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep dedication to artists, e.g., celebrating high scrobbles in “nunca achei ninguem com mais scrobbles na twigs do que eu” and defending favorites in “vou pegar cada um que falou que ela fez plástica no soco!”.
- Humorous attitude: Uses irony and self-deprecation, like blaming a hacker for their plays in “um hacker acabou de invadir meu spotify e escutou resolving door da tate mcrae 4 vezes seguidas” and joking in “I kinda look like a faggggoooooott”.
- Caring friend: Shows affection and support, such as “meu lindo t amk” and getting emotional about someone discovering twigs in “TÔ EMOCIONADO COM ELE CONHECENDO A TWIGS”.
- Cultural curiosity: Explores varied media and languages, like “apreendendo árabe”, sharing film and music links, and commenting on TV and reality shows in tweets about BBB and Israel Things.
Weaknesses:
- High irritability: Frequently expresses anger or stress, such as “hoje eu mato um pqp 🤬🤬”, “vou explodir”, and “fds porra de natal peguei ódio desde o ano passado”.
- Harsh communication: Uses aggressive phrasing toward others, like “tnc perdi a paciência com esse menino”, “discografia bosta, nunca vou esquecer quando esse merdinha roubou o aoty do melodrama”, and “porra de bts”.
- Family conflict: Shows difficulty managing tension at home, e.g., “perdendo a paciência com a minha mãe hoje pqp.” and multiple complaints about family occasions like “eu ODEIO essa porra de natal”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often frames experiences negatively, such as “arrependido de ter vindo nesse caralho”, “bosta”, and “quando a gente pensa que 2026 vai ser um bom ano...”.
- Stress-prone: Regularly mentions being stressed or overwhelmed, like “tenho tanta coisa pra fazer hoje mds”, “ai mds me dê forças”, and “pessoa estressa em níveis”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Pedro reads as a very Lisa-coded personality: intense, hyper-verbal, and emotionally reactive but also deeply attached to art, music, and a sense of personal ethics. Like Lisa obsessing over her favorite bands and books, he structures a lot of his life around music, from calling an album “album curante” “album curante” to flexing his scrobble stats with things like “nunca achei ninguem com mais scrobbles na twigs do que eu” and “pedro está escutando: 🎵 Homemade Dynamite 💽 Melodrama 🧑🎤 Lorde 📊 207 scrobbles”. He has a dramatic, principled streak where he gets openly frustrated with people and situations, echoing Lisa’s moral outrage: “vou fingir que não ouvi essa porra pra não me estressar”, “hoje eu mato um pqp 🤬🤬”, and “eu ODEIO essa porra de natal”. At the same time, he has a romantic, slightly idealistic side, like when he says “um menino lindo ficou me encarando aqui, acho que ele é o amor da minha vida”, which lines up with Lisa’s tendency to project big feelings onto brief encounters. His combination of sarcasm, sensitivity, pop-culture obsession, and frequent exasperation with family and social dynamics fits Lisa more than the more chaotic Bart or the laid-back Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: despite jokingly loud reactions, most tweets are about their own internal states, music, and frustrations rather than actively seeking big social interaction, e.g. “acho q os portões do inferno se abriram pq nao é possível um calor desse” and “impossível dormir com esse tanto de pernilongo”. Their focus on moods, aesthetics, and lyrics over concrete details suggests Intuition: they quote lines like “all wrapped in cellophane, the feelings that we had...” and project whole-year vibes onto a single song with “quero que meu 2026 seja igual essa song”, showing abstract, symbolic thinking. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic, reacting emotionally and value‑driven: “vou pegar cada um que falou que ela fez plástica no soco!” and “vou fingir que não ouvi essa porra pra não me estressar” show strong emotional boundaries and protectiveness rather than analytical debate. Their life appears somewhat chaotic and reactive, fitting Perceiving: they complain about having too much to do (“tenho tanta coisa pra fazer hoje mds”) and feeling overwhelmed in the moment (“hoje eu mato um pqp 🤬🤬”), rather than emphasizing schedules or strict plans. The intense attachment to favorite artists (Lorde, FKA twigs, Björk, etc.) and the way they define themselves through these emotional/artistic experiences, like “nunca achei ninguem com mais scrobbles na twigs do que eu”, further aligns with the identity‑driven, idealistic and highly personal style typical of INFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can ‘endar Midnight Sun’ in one night, think what we could end together: a Lorde marathon, a Melodrama re-listen, and maybe our single era too.
- You got ‘Homemade Dynamite’ on replay and more twigs scrobbles than anyone… should I be worried you’re about to blow up my heart with avant‑garde feelings?
- You hate Christmas, get stressed with pernilongos, and still survived a whole ‘Israel Things’ movie… if you can handle all that, I promise I’ll be the easiest thing you deal with in 2026.
- You put Mandy and Leon over 1K scrobbles out of pure dedication—if you ever decide to invest that same energy in me, I’ll gladly be your next carefully curated obsession.
- You said a ‘menino lindo’ stared at you and might be the love of your life—plot twist: this time I’m the one staring, so when do we schedule my Melodrama-worthy entrance?
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Your new Twitter bio
Pedro | music stats nerd & pop culture ranter | once hit 1K scrobbles just to prove a point | currently surviving heat, family drama & BBB.– @beomgics
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Melodrama Negroni
This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, just like someone whose mission is to binge a vampire book at ungodly hours: “a missão era endar midnight sun”. The gold rum with blue curaçao nods to their dramatic aesthetics and impulsive ideas like “vou pintar minha língua de azul”. Cold brew and Campari bring the insomnia, stress, and zero‑bullshit bitterness of “hoje eu mato um pqp 🤬🤬” and “vou fingir que não ouvi essa porra pra não me estressar”. The sparkling guaraná adds pop sweetness and Brazilian energy to match their all‑caps stans like “CHEGO CARAI” and pop‑culture live commentary from BBB to music releases. Finally, the lime peel and chili-salt rim capture their sharp tongue and spicy opinions, from calling out bad ads “coisa mais ridícula que esse anúncio da brazino no youtube n existe” to dragging artists like “discografia bosta, nunca vou esquecer quando esse merdinha roubou o aoty do melodrama”. It's a sweet‑bitter, caffeinated, slightly unhinged drink for someone whose life is scored by Björk, Lorde, twigs and late‑night Twitter rants.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Pedro shows a strong Slytherin edge through his confrontational, self-protective attitude and readiness to fight for his stances. He repeatedly frames things in terms of conflict and winning, like when he says he’ll ignore something just to avoid stressing himself: “vou fingir que não ouvi essa porra pra não me estressar”, which signals calculated self‑preservation rather than raw impulse. His instinct to go on the offensive also appears in tweets like “vou pegar cada um que falou que ela fez plástica no soco!” and “hoje eu mato um pqp 🤬🤬”, suggesting a combative nature and willingness to defend what (or who) he cares about aggressively. There is also a clear streak of ambition and obsession with metrics and domination, such as flexing streaming stats and supremacy: “spotify debut times like these — 1,317,305 👸 ... bad enough — 1,261,613 😹” and “piper björk domination 💜”. Even his humor about manipulating narratives, like “um hacker acabou de invadir meu spotify e escutou resolving door da tate mcrae 4 vezes seguidas”, has a sly, image‑conscious tone that fits Slytherin’s cunning more than Gryffindor’s straightforwardness or Hufflepuff’s softness. Overall, his blend of defensiveness, sharp tongue, fixation on "winning" and domination, and strategic avoidance of stress aligns best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Homemade Dynamite - Lorde
The song that best suits them is “Homemade Dynamite” by Lorde. They explicitly highlight this track, sharing that “pedro está escutando: 🎵 Homemade Dynamite 💽 Melodrama 🧑🎤 Lorde 📊 207 scrobbles” “pedro está escutando: 🎵 Homemade Dynamite 💽 Melodrama 🧑🎤 Lorde 📊 207 scrobbles”, which shows a deep, repeated connection to the song rather than casual listening. The chaotic, explosive energy of the track matches their frequently intense, dramatic moods, like when they say “hoje eu mato um pqp 🤬🤬” and “vou explodir”. At the same time, Lorde’s mix of angst and vulnerability reflects their blend of cynicism and sensitivity, visible in complaints about stress and family like “perdendo a paciência com a minha mãe hoje pqp.” and their romantic side in “um menino lindo ficou me encarando aqui, acho que ele é o amor da minha vida”. Their strong opinions on pop music and awards, for example “discografia bosta, nunca vou esquecer quando esse merdinha roubou o aoty do melodrama”, further cement Melodrama—and Homemade Dynamite in particular—as central to their identity. Overall, the song’s explosive but relatable emotional landscape lines up almost perfectly with their timeline and the way they express themselves.
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