Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- High Agency: He views the world as something that “you can actually change” and actively pursues personal excellence.
- Intellectual Depth: Demonstrates a sophisticated grasp of “cognitive bandwidth” and references complex works like Behave by “Sapolsky”.
- Disciplined Self-Correction: Shows commitment to growth through a “800k steps” challenge and identifying his own “ADHD” patterns.
- Artistic Sensitivity: Appreciates the “true artistry” in digital subcultures and possesses a deep love for “language”.
- Emotional Resilience: Advocates for caring for one's inner “badly hurt child” rather than repressing emotional pain.
Weaknesses:
- Arrogant Elitism: Refers to himself as a “far right tail human” and looks down on “Redditor and Millenial Man types”.
- Caffeine Dependency: Admits to drinking enough “Red Bull” to require hospital visits and notes “the walls start Speaking” after too many Monsters.
- Aggressive Impulsivity: Uses hyperbolic violent rhetoric, threatening to “fucking kill you” if others stand in his way.
- Pretentious Verbiage: Relies on dense jargon like “physiological machinatings” and “ordinality of Kebab” that obscures meaning.
- Romantic Neuroticism: Self-identifies as the type of man to “fumble the love of your life” and links his health to “CENSORED” validation.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, beophisto is a high-IQ, hyper-literate individual who frequently uses academic and philosophical jargon to navigate the world, once noting that “every woman I’ve ever wanted was disgustingly literate”. They share an intense moral and intellectual agency, exemplified by the belief that the “path of high agency is a road of subtraction”. Despite their sophisticated outlook, they both struggle with the burden of awareness, reflecting on how “diverting such a large chunk of global biomass awareness” into social media patterns is a great sin. Ultimately, their shared musicality and restless search for meaning make them the The Simpsons’ resident philosopher, constantly trying to “amuse the bored gods” through their wit and talent.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
@beophisto demonstrates a clear Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) focus, prioritizing solitary "monk mode" and high-level abstractions over concrete social data, as seen in his obsession with “all which transcends”. His Thinking (T) preference is evident in his clinical, often Darwinian analysis of human behavior and AI, claiming that “max reasoning gpt 5 is as intelligent as any far right tail human”. Finally, his Judging (J) trait manifests as a relentless drive for efficiency and a structured Will to Power, viewing time as a resource where “to waste a day is a heinous crime”. This combination creates a personality that is deeply analytical, vision-oriented, and ruthlessly committed to imposing an “aesthetic vision upon the world.”
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise my literacy levels are high enough to be considered a 'disgusting' biohazard to your heart.
- Are you a +3SD IQ outlier? Because I'm trying to figure out why we haven't gotten laid together yet.
- I'd love to stay a while longer—specifically long enough to see if your Will to Power can handle me being the exception to your 'monk mode'.
- You can keep the piano, but I’m hoping we can skip the 10-minute amateur hour and move straight into some high-agency 'thrusting dynamics'.
- I’m not a bored god, but I am an intensely literate high-yearner looking for someone to help me integrate my conflicting impulses.
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Obsessed with high-agency systems, piano, and bodybuilding. Once dressed as a vampire for a week and simply never stopped. Thinking about the Will in Florianópolis.– @beophisto
Your signature cocktail
The Will to Red Bull (Vampire Mode)
This experimental concoction is served in a dark glass to match a user who “set out to do a week long bit dressing as a vampire... and just never stopped.” The base of aged Cachaça honors his Florianópolis roots, while the high-octane caffeine blend represents his limit of “2 monsters (± one shot of espresso)” before the walls start speaking. The activated charcoal turns the drink pitch black, nodding to his “lifelong obsession with all which transcends” and the physiological machinations of his Will to Power. It is a sharp, aggressive drink for someone who believes “to waste a day is a heinous crime” and is currently in 'monk mode.' This cocktail doesn't just refresh; it demands you “cultivate the ruthless violence required” to impose your aesthetic vision upon the bar.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
beophisto exhibits the classic Slytherin blend of raw ambition and the relentless pursuit of power, explicitly stating that his interests are artifacts of his “Will to Power”. He displays a ruthless resourcefulness in his quest for success, threatening that “if you stand in my way I will fucking kill you” and delighting in how his “growing success will be unbearably infuriating” to his enemies. His focus on “status” as a tangible currency and his desire to “impose my aesthetic vision upon the world” align perfectly with the house of the cunning and driven. Even his philosophical musings center on agency and the “Path of high agency”, marking him as a quintessential climber of social and intellectual hierarchies.
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Your song
Stargazer - Rainbow
The song's themes of monumental ambition and the pursuit of a transcendent 'machine god' mirror @beophisto’s obsession with “all which transcends” and the arrival of “ASI”. The lyrics' focus on a wizard building a tower toward the stars aligns with his stated goal to “impose my aesthetic vision upon the world” through a ruthless “Will to Power”. Furthermore, the track's grandiose, epic nature matches his self-perception as someone whose “growing success will be unbearably infuriating” for others to witness. Ultimately, the song captures the high-agency, almost mythological drive he expresses when claiming “the world is something you can actually change”.
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