Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes harmful patterns in her behavior, like laxative use and fasting, as seen in “laxatives are ruining my life” and “this 72h fast is definitely gonna help me and not make things any worse ha ha ha”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings about bullying and loneliness, such as “i have no friends anymore” and “i lowkey start planning my end”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and memes to express herself, like “i’m humongous i’m chungus” and “omad let’s hope i don’t shit myself”.
- Independent: Makes firm decisions about relationships, e.g. “broke up with that weirdo fucking finally”, showing willingness to leave situations she dislikes.
- Media-passionate: Cares about films and media enough to worry about mixing them with real-life identity, as in “i wish i could talk abt my letterboxd on here but it has my real name and irls on there”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Frequent fasting, OMAD, and calorie obsession are central, as shown in “we are not eating today”, “i gotta starve”, and “i had like 1500 calories today i am the fakest fucking ana”.
- Body-hatred: Talks about herself as disgusting or huge, like “i’m so disgusting”, “god im disgusting”, and “i’m humongous i’m chungus”.
- Self-destructive: Engages in harmful behaviors like excessive laxatives and extreme fasting, e.g. “why’d i take 6 laxatives at once” and “i almost shit my pants at school bc i took 5 laxatives at once”.
- Social-isolation: Feels cut off from others and friendships, as shown in “i have no friends anymore” and missing her chem partner in “i miss my chem partner crush. he was so cute. goodbye forever”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses despair about life and future, like “wow life is so shit this is shit” and “i lowkey start planning my end”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intellectually self-aware and emotionally intense, often feeling isolated and misunderstood the way this user does in posts like “i have no friends anymore” and “wow life is so shit this is shit”. Like Lisa’s struggles with perfectionism and control, this user is hyper-critical of herself and fixated on control over her body, shown in tweets such as “i’m in control”, “we are not eating today”, and “had the worst binge of my life so this 72h fast is definitely gonna help me”. There’s also that mix of dark humor and genuine pain Lisa often shows, reflected in “when i’ve been bullied every day of my life by my peers in some form or another so i lowkey start planning my end”. Even the hints of niche interests and artsy/film-kid vibes in “i wish i could talk abt my letterboxd on here but it has my real name and irls on there” mirror Lisa’s bookish, cultural side. Overall, she reads like a more online, edtwt-era Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, hurt, and using wit and extremes to cope.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they talk about having no friends and social isolation, e.g. “i have no friends anymore” and “i wish i could talk abt my letterboxd on here but it has my real name and irls on there”, suggesting a small circle and valuing anonymity over social visibility. Their focus is more emotional and interpretive than sensory; even when mentioning concrete things like fasting or laxatives, the emphasis is on how it feels or what it means about them, like “wow life is so shit this is shit” and “i’m so disgusting”, which fits Intuition over Sensing. They clearly prioritize feelings and relationships over logic, lamenting crushes and breakups with emotional language such as “i miss my chem partner crush. he was so cute. goodbye forever. argh.” and “i know that i ended it but why won’t you chase after me”, pointing to Feeling. Their life appears chaotic and reactive rather than structured: cycles of fasting, binging, and laxative use are described impulsively in tweets like “had the worst binge of my life so this 72h fast is definitely gonna help me and not make things any worse ha ha ha” and “oh my stomach hurts why’d i take 6 laxatives at once”, indicating a Perceiving preference over Judging. Overall, the combination of inward focus, emotional intensity, and disorganized coping suggests INFP as the best-fit type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever do OMAD together, I’m demanding the one meal be In-N-Out, because the way you said “he go in n out on my burger” makes me think our chemistry lab should’ve been the real experiment.
- You said you’re ‘humongous, chungus,’ but from where I’m sitting you’re more Greta-Gerwig-core main character with a secret Letterboxd—can I be the mutual who gets the private screening?
- You: “animal crackers in my soup, monkeys and rabbits loop de loop.” Me: mentally adding ‘and maybe a movie date with juliette🎞️ if she’s free this week.’
- You keep saying ‘i’m so gross’ and ‘i’m disgusting’ while casually being the funniest person on edtwt, surviving protein-bar OMAD hell and energy drink binges—objectively, that’s hot, and I will die on this hill.
- You’re fasting till school, taking six laxatives at once, and still worrying about being a ‘fake ana’ after 1500 calories—how about we try something wild and radical: I take you out for a normal meal, no fasting, no laxatives, just me proving you’re already more than enough as you are.
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Your new Twitter bio
Film nerd on edtwt, powered by energy drinks & protein bars. Once took 6 laxatives at once—now I just overshare and log movies.– @berrytartlets
Your signature cocktail
The EDtwt Energy Crisis
The EDtwt Energy Crisis is a jittery little fever dream in a glass: wired, dramatic, and pretending everything is fine as long as there’s control. The vodka shot is straight, numbing intensity, channeling lines like “we are not eating today” and “i’m in control”. Sour cherry liqueur adds tart moodiness for the heartbreak and self‑hate of “i’m humongous i’m chungus” and “i have no friends anymore”. A hit of sugar-free energy drink captures their chaotic, overcaffeinated vibe from “i am normal about energy drinks i totally am not drinking all of these today” and the all-or-nothing fasting phases like “this fast is fucking easy”. The dash of saline nods to the tears, headaches, and laxative disasters in “oh my stomach hurts why’d i take 6 laxatives at once” and “headache”. Finally, the light cream foam on top is the cinematic, letterboxd‑girl aesthetic of juliette🎞️, trying to look soft and put-together while underneath it’s pure chaos, just like “it is what it is as long as i don’t binge idgaf”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Juliette shows a strong streak of self-preservation and calculated control, even when it manifests in unhealthy ways. She repeatedly frames restriction and fasting as regaining power, like in “i’m in control” and “this fast is fucking easy”, which suggests an ambition to dominate her circumstances and body rather than simply cope. Her use of extreme methods despite pain — for example, “oh my stomach hurts why’d i take 6 laxatives at once” and “i almost shit my pants at school bc i took 5 laxatives at once” — points to a ruthless willingness to endure consequences to chase her goals. There’s also a cynical, sharp-edged social awareness in tweets like “a popular edtwt account on here is a raging conservative and no one knows😭😭😭😭”, hinting at attentiveness to people’s hidden sides, a very Slytherin kind of perceptiveness. Even when she feels like a fraud, as in “i had like 1500 calories today i am the fakest fucking ana”, the language centers on identity and status within a community, which aligns more with Slytherin’s concern for image and role than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish fits Juliette because it captures a mix of self‑loathing, numbness, and dark humor that shows up throughout her tweets. Her eating disorder mindset and fixation on control echo the song’s obsession with self‑destruction and body discomfort, like when she says “we are not eating today” and “i gotta starve”. The track’s themes of feeling monstrous and alienated match tweets such as “i’m humongous i’m chungus” and “i have no friends anymore”. Its eerie, dissociated tone also reflects her casual references to extreme behaviors, like “oh my stomach hurts why’d i take 6 laxatives at once” and “when i’ve been bullied every day of my life ... so i lowkey start planning my end”. Finally, her film-nerd side in “i wish i could talk abt my letterboxd on here” aligns with Billie’s cinematic, horror-inspired aesthetic, making the song feel like the soundtrack to her timeline.
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