Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Candid: Posts raw thoughts without filtering, e.g., "You could have three dicks in your ass..."
- Expressive: Uses vivid language and images, like "The best thing to come out of any cute girls doing cute things anime is the futa porn"
- Persistent: Continues tweeting despite backlash, e.g., "I'm deleting discord yall can find me on here or WhatsApp"
- Creative: Creates imaginative, albeit twisted, scenarios such as "Just gave a poisoned coffee crisp to a kid in a Curry jersey"
- Self‑Aware: Acknowledges personal issues, e.g., "There is something wrong with me"
Weaknesses:
- HateSpeech: Uses slurs and demeaning language toward LGBTQ+ groups, e.g., "Lesbians are so shameless"
- SexualHarassment: Makes explicit sexual threats, such as "can i hump your pussy while i strangle you into unconsciousness"
- Violent: References violent acts, like "Just gave a poisoned coffee crisp to a kid"
- Incoherent: Tweets often lack context or logical flow, e.g., "?? You can trust me lol"
- SelfDestructive: Expresses self‑harm thoughts, e.g., "if i was a girl i would cut my boobs instead of my wrists"
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user’s stream of vulgar, self‑destructive and hateful posts mirrors Moe’s crude, angry bartender persona. Tweets such as "can i hump your pussy while i strangle you into unconsciousness" and "All women are nasty perverted freaks" show the same lewd, misogynistic humor that Moe often uses. The user also repeatedly calls themselves "problematic" and "unc", echoing Moe’s frequent self‑deprecation and feeling like a loser. References to suicidal thoughts ("if i was a girl i would cut my boobs instead of my wrists") and a desperate need for attention are similar to Moe’s frequent bouts of depression and desperate attempts to get customers. Overall, the chaotic, offensive tone and self‑destructive attitude best fit Moe Szyslak.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Extroverted: The user constantly addresses the audience and seeks reactions, e.g., “You guys love to post about how youll do anything for money, but ive gotten ZERO (0) inquiries about this 🤔”. Sensing: Their tweets often focus on immediate, concrete details like “I was able to smell it from the other side of the road crazy” and “Cracks an egg on ur head”. Feeling: They make value‑laden, emotionally charged statements such as “All women are nasty perverted freaks” and “I love feet. No lie.” Perceiving: Their posting style is impulsive and unstructured, illustrated by sudden announcements like “Im deleting discord yall can find me on here or WhatsApp” and “Need some of my moots to breakup so I can catch them during that post breakup whore phase”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I see you're a Nightbringer Yasuo fan—how about we duo queue and I’ll try to steal your heart faster than I steal the enemy nexus.
- If your Discord ever gets hacked again, I’ll be the reliable friend you can count on—maybe we can chat over some anime and meme‑filled coffee.
- Your taste for cute‑girl anime and its edgier side tells me you have a wild imagination—let’s binge‑watch the latest series and see where the story takes us.
- I may not be a champion, but I can be your support: buff your day with jokes, a safe space for venting, and maybe a few League tips.
- You’ve got the humor of a meme‑lord and the gaming skill of a hard‑stuck gold4—let’s team up in real life and create our own epic play.
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Your new Twitter bio
Gamer, meme curator & coffee lover. Once posted a screenshot of my breakfast for a joke. Here for laughs, gaming talk, and occasional chaos.– @besid_you
Your signature cocktail
Chaos on the Rocks
The 'Chaos on the Rocks' cocktail embodies @besid_you's wild and unpredictable vibe. The absinthe adds a strong, bold flavor, mirroring their unabashed tweets like 'I would love to do this to a couple oomfs' and 'Lesbians are so shameless man what is this even supposed to advertise.' The Red Bull symbolizes their constant energy and readiness to stir up drama, as shown in 'Ordering at the mcdonald’s driveway...' while the spicy jalapeño syrup reflects their fiery and provocative nature. Finally, the activated charcoal gives the drink an edgy look, aligning with their self-description of being 'problematic' and unapologetically expressive.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Many of the tweets reveal a self‑serving, manipulative mindset focused on personal gratification and a willingness to break rules, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. For example, the user writes, "Im like one or two years away from being those guys that hire hookers and vent to them," indicating a calculated pursuit of illicit power. They also boast about violent acts like "just gave a poisoned coffee crisp to a kid in a Curry jersey," showing a lack of moral scruples typical of Slytherin. Their controlling language, such as "You cannot be my moot and be a pathetic reply guy/girl... Im unfollowing you," displays the strategic, resource‑driven attitude of the house. Overall, the pattern of ambition, manipulation, and disregard for ethical norms points to Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
The chaotic, hateful, and self‑identifying "bad guy" vibe of @besid_you is captured by Billie Eilish’s "Bad Guy". Their tweets repeatedly flaunt violent, misogynistic and deviant behavior, e.g., "All women are nasty perverted freaks" and "I love feet… I devour bitches feet", and they openly embrace being "problematic" ("I’m problematic and im with that diddy shit"). The song’s chorus "I’m the bad guy, duh" mirrors their self‑proclaimed role as a troll and aggressor, while the bridge’s line "I’m the one that’ll get away with it" resonates with their disregard for social norms and threats of violence ("Just gave a poisoned coffee crisp to a kid in a Curry jersey"). The track’s playful yet dark tone matches their mix of comedic trolling and genuine hate, making it a fitting anthem.
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