betinho1961
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Philosophical Depth: His reflections on existence, like 'esse estoicismo esse platonismo todo nao passa de farsa,' show a deep thinker questioning life's big ideas.
- Musical Passion: Music is his lifeline, as seen in 'nao ironicamente os irmãos gallagher me impediram de cometer uns 3 suicídios essa semana.'
- Raw Honesty: Jose's candid tweet '20:11 acabei de bater uma das punhetas mais tristes da minha vida' exemplifies his unfiltered openness.
- Rebellious Spirit: Rejecting norms with 'nao vou pagar meus cartoes fodac o monopólio bancário' highlights his defiance.
- Creative Humor: His tweet 'era óbvio que o primeiro milagre de cristo ia ser transformar água em álcool ksksksksk' showcases his playful wit.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Turmoil: His tweets like 'PQ EU NAO MORRO MPORRA ??' reveal struggles with despair and heartbreak.
- Impulsivity: Tweeting 'sera que eu deveria ter mandado essa mensagem ?' shows a tendency to act without full consideration.
- Self-Isolation: His reflections on loneliness, like 'quem diz que nao tem medo da solidão grita de desprezo na alma,' indicate a struggle to connect deeply.
- Recklessness: The tweet 'nao vou pagar meus cartoes fodac o monopólio bancário' suggests a disregard for practical consequences.
- Overindulgence: His tweet 'tomei dois rivotril hoje e apertei um back' hints at reliance on substances to cope.
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Jose shares Barney Gumble's love for alcohol and raw emotional honesty. His tweet 'deus abençoe o álcool e os alcoólatras' mirrors Barney's unapologetic relationship with beer. Both characters have moments of profound insight, like Jose's philosophical musings 'esse estoicismo esse platonismo todo nao passa de farsa.' Despite their struggles, they have a humorous and relatable charm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jose's introspective and emotional tweets, like 'PQ EU NAO MORRO MPORRA ??,' reflect the INFP's depth of feeling. His philosophical musings, such as 'o homem com certeza superou deus,' show an intuitive and idealistic mind. His passion for music and art, seen in 'raul me fez perder o medo da morte,' aligns with the creative side of INFPs. Despite his struggles, his tweets reveal a compassionate and reflective personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Gallagher brother? Because you've just saved me from a bad week with your smile.
- Is your name Maria? Because you light up my mythology like no other!
- Do you believe in a god? Because you're the only deity I want to worship tonight.
- Are you a glass of Pitu? Because you're intoxicatingly perfect.
- Can I be the underground to your society? Together, we could rewrite the rules.
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Philosopher of chaos, music lover, and rebel at heart. 54 years old, adoring grandfather 🍺🍺🍺 | Lost love, found wisdom | Tweets fueled by brega, beer, and existential dread.– @betinho1961
Your signature cocktail
Existential Elixir
The 'Existential Elixir' reflects Jose's complex personality. Pitu Cachaça represents his Brazilian roots, seen in 'queria beber duas doses de pitu.' Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, introspective note, like his tweet 'PQ EU NAO MORRO MPORRA ??.' Lime juice provides a zesty edge, mirroring his sarcastic humor in 'era óbvio que o primeiro milagre de cristo ia ser transformar água em álcool.' Club soda and mint balance it out, symbolizing his moments of clarity and hope.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Jose's rebellious spirit and strong sense of self align with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'nao vou pagar meus cartoes fodac o monopólio bancário' reflects the house's defiance of authority. His philosophical musings, such as 'renunciou as crenças que me forçaram a ter,' show ambition and self-determination. While he is emotionally raw, his cunning and resourcefulness, seen in 'quando eu me tornei o deus do meu mundo percebi quao difícil é ser um deus,' make him a Slytherin at heart.
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Wonderwall - Oasis
Wonderwall resonates with Jose's emotional depth and reliance on the Gallagher brothers for solace, as seen in 'nao ironicamente os irmãos gallagher me impediram de cometer uns 3 suicídios.' The song's themes of longing and hope reflect his tweets about lost love, such as 'eu so queria aquela mulher de novo pqp.' It's a heartfelt anthem for his struggles and aspirations.
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