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Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, highly self-aware, politically opinionated, and chronically online in a way Lisa would be if she had Twitter. Like Lisa, they care deeply about social justice and marginalized groups, shown in posts like “if you guys dont like political content and very heavily opnionated content then pls dont interact w me, js block i support lgbtqia, poc + native people and disabled individuals, anti ice, no zionism, freeing africa, yemen, s.america and more”. They oscillate between confidence and self-loathing, similar to Lisa’s sensitive perfectionism, e.g. “I FEEL SOOOO GOOD TODAY MAYBE I DONT HAVE BPD LMFAOOOOOOOOO MAYBE IM FAKING THIS SHITTT” versus “sometimes i need to remind myself that ive lost everything and now im losing myself slowly idk if ill make it out alive this time gang”. Their intense attachment to an ex and fear of abandonment, like “i fwaking want my ex bf cries” and “texted my ex ab sum, he ignores, i kill myself”, echoes Lisa’s tendency to obsess over relationships and friendships. Even their nerdy gaming posts such as “guuuuuysss if ure quitting rh can u like give me ur inventory ahahaa...” fit Lisa’s mix of intelligence, niche interests, and low-key dorkiness wrapped in angst.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they talk about struggling with connection and loneliness more than enjoying crowds, e.g. “i need friends..”, “i feel like i cant even talk to anybody these days because of how bad its getting”, and use Twitter as a diary rather than a primarily social tool, as in “i use twt for reposting, shitposting n gen like a diary”. Their focus on inner feelings, identity, and meaning points strongly to Intuition (N): they dramatize love and self-destruction (“Apathetic until it comes to you . . . . that, too, is love, is it not?”), idealize romantic narratives like “o to be a dark haired baddie bleeding out in the snow while thinking ab the love of her life...”, and reflect on abstract takes like “racism is such a funny concept because we are all the same coconut in the inside”. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: they center emotions and relationships, often intensely, e.g. “sometimes i need to remind myself that ive lost everything and now im losing myself slowly” and their fixation on their ex in tweets like “i fucking miss my ex bruh”. Their political and moral stances are value-driven and empathetic, as shown in “i support lgbtqia, poc + native people and disabled individuals, anti ice, no zionism, freeing africa, yemen, s.america and more” and their enthusiasm for marginalized creators in “i love when poc / disabled creators get recognition that they rightfully deserve like yes queen!! go!!”. The Perceiving (P) preference shows in their chaotic spontaneity, mood swings, and lack of structured planning: they self-describe as “chronically online” (“i might just be very fuckin chronically online bruh”), rapidly flip emotional states (“I FEEL SOOOO GOOD TODAY MAYBE I DONT HAVE BPD... MAYBE IM FAKING THIS SHITTT”), and vent impulsively about games and life rather than methodically organizing solutions, like in “seasonal tweaking be hitting diff bruh” and “so i js started rh and this game is so hard like i feel like a ant working in a colony”. Overall, the combination of inward emotional intensity, idealistic values, romanticized inner narratives, and unstructured, reactive behavior most closely aligns with INFP.

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17 • Singapore. BPD, politics, games & oversharing. Once asked my ex the dumbest question alive and still log on here to recover from it.– @betrayingyou

Your signature cocktail
Vodka infused with black tea is the strong, slightly bitter base for their exhausted intensity and late-night spirals, echoing “seasonal tweaking be hitting diff bruh” and “post crying sleepiness is hitting..”. Lychee liqueur adds floral sweetness for the soft, romantic core that keeps orbiting their ex, like “i fucking miss my ex bruh” and “i need to fuck my ex”. Sharp yuzu juice cuts through with sour chaos for their BPD swings and dramatic flair, reflected in “I FEEL SOOOO GOOD TODAY MAYBE I DONT HAVE BPD LMFAOOOOOOOOO” and “free me from my shackles bruh i genuinely DONT gotta make it past 18”. A thin grenadine drizzle sinks to the bottom like blood and heartbreak, nodding to “i wanna slit but i js burnt my arm so now i cant fuck my life i hate this” and “having a bestfriend that dies on ur birthday is not for the weak”. Topped with soda water for fizzy, chronically online chaos, it mirrors their hyperposting, from “i might just be very fuckin chronically online bruh” to “i dont js post bangers bitch i am the banger now”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show intense impulsiveness and emotional bravado that aligns strongly with Gryffindor. Their readiness to say things like they would "kill" themselves or others in exaggerated, dramatic ways — for example, “texted my ex ab sum, he ignores, i kill myself” and “if i ever had a bf n i ever did a cutesy couple trend n he didnt do it w me n igbored me id genuinely kill myself bruh” — reflects a reckless, all-or-nothing temperament rather than cautious self-preservation. They also show a crusading, justice-oriented streak, as in “impeaching trump isnt enough we need to genuinely reinvent or revive some ancient torture method again” and “if you guys dont like political content and very heavily opnionated content then pls dont interact w me, js block i support lgbtqia, poc + native people and disabled individuals, anti ice, no zionism…”, which indicates a bold willingness to stand loudly for their beliefs. Their declarations about love and their ex — like “i fwaking want my ex bf cries” and “i need need sm1 to pull the trigger cs wdym thats how im actin ab my ex bf who lit said i wasnt lovable… but like its ok guys idc if hes done worse, HES THE ONE!” — reveal a dramatic, ride-or-die attitude reminiscent of Gryffindor’s fiery loyalty rather than Hufflepuff’s steady patience. Finally, their readiness to confront bigotry and support marginalized people (“i love when poc / disabled creators get recognition that they rightfully deserve like yes queen!! go!!” and “racist ppl scare me”) reinforces an outspoken, confrontational courage that fits Gryffindor more than the subtler styles of the other houses.

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The song labyrinth fits them because it’s about spiraling emotions, fear of love, and feeling mentally unstable while still being drawn back to someone, which mirrors their intense fixation on their ex in tweets like “i fwaking want my ex bf cries” and “i need to fuck my ex”. They openly reference having BPD and emotional extremes, for example “I FEEL SOOOO GOOD TODAY MAYBE I DONT HAVE BPD LMFAOOOOOOOOO” contrasted with “sometimes i need to remind myself that ive lost everything and now im losing myself slowly”, which echoes the song’s up‑and‑down panic about feelings. The self-destructive thoughts and dark humor in posts like “free me from my shackles bruh i genuinely DONT gotta make it past 18” align with the song’s lines about crashing and not trusting your own mind. At the same time, their romantic idealism and craving for connection, seen in “i wanna do cute couple trends w someone but i forgot i have bpd” and the bio line about being apathetic except for one person, match labyrinth’s vulnerable confession of being terrified yet hopelessly in love. Overall, the track’s themes of emotional volatility, obsession, and reluctant hope mirror the way they treat Twitter as a diary of mood swings, love, and pain.

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