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Your Simpsons character
The user's feed is full of rebellious sarcasm, constant mockery of authority, and a love for stirring controversy, which mirrors Bart's "troublemaker" persona. Tweets like "LOL" with memes, "This is hilarious" and "lol" show a penchant for snarky humor, while the aggressive political rants (e.g., "She’s a horrible human being... I’ll start punching them in the dick for real") reflect Bart's impulsive, confrontational style. The frequent use of profanity and the tendency to call out "the establishment" (e.g., "Democratic Party determined to learn nothing... Real brilliant guys") align with Bart's tendency to challenge adults and institutions. Overall, the blend of youthful meme culture and anti‑authoritarian commentary best fits Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies, often critiquing politics and media without seeking personal interaction (e.g., "Democratic Party determined to learn nothing from the past..." and "Why are these universities still caving? Take them to court!"). They favor intuition over sensing, focusing on future implications and abstract patterns rather than concrete details (e.g., "If Arsenal can’t pull off the repeat, I would like Barca to crush Chelsea in the final because that would be hilarious" and "Democratic addiction to sucking up to Republicans still unmatched"). Their tone is logical and blunt, using sarcasm and analysis rather than emotional appeals (e.g., "Probably the most nakedly partisan and corrupt Supreme Court ever" and "It really is pedophiles everywhere in the Republican party"). Finally, they exhibit a judging mindset, consistently planning critiques and projecting outcomes (e.g., "Hiring Amorim has been such a disaster" and "Arne Slot legit entering sacking territory is wild and genuinely hilarious"), indicating a preference for structure and decisive conclusions.

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Sports, politics & meme curator. Former lemon‑squeezer turned pundit. Catch me debating Arsenal or filing fact‑checks.– @BettaThanChedda

Your signature cocktail
The tart lemon juice nods to the bio’s "Grabbing lemons. Trying to make lemonade," while the cheddar‑infused bourbon adds a sharp, unapologetic edge reflecting the user’s fierce political commentary (e.g., "Probably the most nakedly partisan and corrupt Supreme Court ever"). Campari brings the bitter political flavor they love to dissect, and the egg white creates a frothy, chaotic foam that mirrors their constant stream of memes and quoted tweets. Finally, a splash of soda lightens the drink, echoing the occasional playful "LOL" moments in their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently displays ambition and a willingness to manipulate political outcomes, e.g., "If Democrats don’t expand the court next time they have the chance, they’ll never accomplish anything lasting ever again" (2025-12-04) and "I’m guessing an interim…" (2026-01-04) showing strategic thinking about power vacuums. They also exhibit resourcefulness and a cunning attitude toward opponents, as seen in "Why are these Republicans hiding behind anonymity will suddenly find the courage to hand the House majority to the other side? Outrageous levels of posturing" (2025-11-22) and "Democratic addiction to sucking up to Republicans still unmatched" (2025-11-17). Their language is often self‑preserving and focused on personal advantage, such as "Will crash out if she ends up at Chelsea" (2025-11-15) and "Do the right thing, UK, and give Chloe Kelly that trophy" (2025-12-18), reflecting a desire to influence outcomes in their favor. These traits align closely with Slytherin values of ambition, cunning, and strategic leadership.

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The user’s feed is filled with sharp political commentary and a sense that the current order is broken, echoing Dylan’s call for change (“...the old order is rapidly fading”). Tweets like “Democratic Party determined to learn nothing from the past and continue repeating the mistakes…” and “Why are these universities still caving? Take them to court!” show a desire for upheaval. Their sports posts also lament shifts in power (“Arsenal about to scrape the win…”, “Looking like for the 3rd time… Arsenal vs. City”). The song’s lyrical theme of generational turnover and demanding the establishment listen matches their frequent critiques of both parties and institutions. Overall, the anthem’s message of inevitable change aligns perfectly with @BettaThanChedda’s outspoken, reform‑seeking tone.

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