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Bart Simpson is the iconic mischief‑maker and self‑styled troll of Springfield, which mirrors @Bettchenbed’s chaotic, meme‑filled feed. The user’s constant “hejj guys” greetings and self‑description as “I am the trollfacemartyr” echo Bart’s love for pranks and attention‑seeking antics. Tweets like 'LF bisexual princess with mommy issues to watch teeth clicking asmr' and 'just ordered YL merch' show a rebellious, pop‑culture‑obsessed vibe similar to Bart’s love for skateboarding and merch. The random profanity and absurd statements such as 'i want some weed and some jack daniels man' and 'chocolate bun with ham' reflect the impulsive, carefree attitude Bart often displays. Overall, the user’s erratic, meme‑driven style and self‑identification as a troll align best with Bart Simpson’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly engages the audience with casual greetings like "hejj guys" and calls for interaction such as "anyone master wanna duo" and "im live", indicating an extraverted focus on the external world. Their posts are anchored in concrete, present‑day details—e.g., "just ordered YL merch," "my retarded vinted seller finally sent my bladee merch," and "im getting glasses today can someone help me decide i have 4 pairs to tryon"—showing a sensing preference. Emotional and value‑driven language appears throughout, for instance "I love him … bladee" and "just had to block someone cus they had ugly feet as a woman," reflecting a feeling orientation. The overall style is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive remarks like "fuck it," "lowkey tarzaned is the only one not making league omega boring," and frequent "im live" updates, which aligns with a perceiving attitude. These combined traits point to an ESFP personality type.

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EUW Pyke main, Twitch streamer 🎥 | Bladee merch collector (waited a week for my shirt) | Gaming, music & meme enthusiast– @Bettchenbed

Your signature cocktail
The "Trash Island Pyke Punch" is a chaotic, smoky brew that mirrors Bettchenbed’s wild, meme‑filled timeline. A base of mezcal gives the drink that night‑marish, rock‑throwing grit they brag about in "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE WHOS THROWING FUCKING ROCKS AT ME TODAY". A splash of Jack Daniel’s pays homage to the recurring plea "i want some weed and some jack daniels man". Blue Curaçao and grenadine swirl together like a bisexual princess’s rainbow aura, echoing the tweet "LF bisexual princess with mommy issues to watch teeth clicking asmr". A drizzle of cannabis‑infused simple syrup adds the herbaceous edge they mention when they say "i want some weed" and brings the whole concoction together into a delirious, meme‑driven cocktail.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows ambition and a desire for status, such as "20 euw challenger 1200lp pyke #draingang" and "need 3 wins for 1300 cba siibal". They focus on gaining power in the game, bragging about being unbanned ("im already unbanned wowowow") and seeking recognition through merch ("just ordered YL merch"). Their strategic comments about meta changes, e.g., "since @blinkfiora has been abusing the op brand adc kayn sup tec they decided to nerf his infamous blue kayn rip", reveal a cunning approach. Their occasional petty actions, like "just had to block someone cus they had ugly feet as a woman", also echo the self‑preserving traits of Slytherin. Overall the pattern of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑interest aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user's tweets read like a stream of chaotic, nonsensical phrases, much like the surreal lyrics of 'I Am the Walrus' by The Beatles. For example, they post garbled lines such as 'IK M ANBT FAL ASXLEEP AT MYSWEAK TAT NEVER ... BLAdee aare m fav aritst omg i cant wait for bladee concer tr' and repeatedly declare 'I am the trollfacemartyr', echoing the song's refrain 'I am the walrus'. Their frequent random interjections like 'hejj guys' and hashtags (#newpfp, #nonbinarynovember) mirror the song's whimsical chorus 'goo goo g'joob'. The constant shift between topics—League of Legends, Bladee merch, ASMR, and meme culture—captures the song’s shifting, psychedelic imagery. Finally, the line 'I am the walrus' can be read as a declaration of being an odd, unstoppable online presence, just as they proclaim in tweets like 'this is @blinkfiora after he begs me to pick pyke'.

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