Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative World-Building: Develops detailed original characters and lore, such as “Ser Jaehaerys' pet little valyrian, Mittītsos”.
- Research-Driven: Willing to investigate niche topics like lemurs to improve the accuracy of their asoiaf fan art.
- Artistic Humor: Maintains a self-deprecating and witty tone regarding their creative process, as seen when they “made some BULLSHIT”.
- Collaborative Spirit: Engages with other artists by incorporating their characters into drawings, like “ser Mormont on the left from @stormfall10”.
- Cultural Awareness: Shows interest in scientific progress and space exploration, noting the “absolute wonder of 4 people about to be behind the moon”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance Misuse: Frequently posts about excessive drinking, even choosing between “two 24 packs of beer” and professional tools.
- Financial Instability: Openly admits to spending “welfare check” money on alcohol rather than necessities or art equipment.
- Self-Destructive Habits: Brags about poor health choices, including working with “No sleep, 1/4 liter of vodka”.
- Aggressive Language: Uses hostile rhetoric regarding fandom disagreements, such as “Death to father son incest!”.
- Technological Hesitation: Refuses to upgrade from traditional to digital methods, calling themselves “a little bitch” for not buying a tablet.
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Like Barney, BeykenArt displays a self-deprecating humor centered around heavy drinking and a reliance on government assistance, famously tweeting that “GOD the FATHER has given me MONEY and i will use it to buy BEER (got my welfare check)”. Despite a chaotic lifestyle fueled by “1/4 liter of vodka” and homemade “kilju”, they possess a surprising artistic talent and intellectual depth, mirroring Barney’s occasional flashes of brilliance. They struggle with basic adult decisions, such as whether to “buy a drawing tablet, or buy two 24 packs of beer”. Their obsession with niche lore and A Song of Ice and Fire OCs like the “Valyrian crabman” reflects a high-functioning creativity trapped within a booze-soaked, eccentric personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
BeykenArt exhibits Introversion through a preference for solitary creative pursuits and a self-deprecating, detached social style, once pondering whether to “buy a drawing tablet, or buy two 24 packs of beer”. Their Intuition is evident in their deep immersion in fictional world-building and abstract interpretations, such as “interpreting house Florent's big ears as them being elves” or researching lemur biology for an ASOIAF OC. They lean toward Thinking with a blunt, irreverent, and often cynical communication style, exemplified by their dismissive remark: “What the fuck is an interest rate anyway”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is showcased by a spontaneous and chaotic lifestyle, admitting to starting days with “No sleep, 1/4 liter of vodka” and a self-confessed tendency to produce “some BULLSHIT” on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a drawing tablet? Because I’m the only thing standing between you and two 24-packs of beer, and I’d much rather see what you do with your hands on me.
- Forget the Godswood—I’d much rather be the 'pale little bird' you read to tonight, as long as it's from a book you've actually read.
- Call me Mittītsos, because I’m a little idiot for you, but I promise I’m more fun to have around than a Valyrian lemur.
- Is your name House Florent? Because you’ve got me feeling like an elf who’s ready to follow you all the way to Suur Suomi.
- I’m over 6ft, so you know my femininity isn’t a LARP—how about we celebrate my height and your welfare check with a round of beer?
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Illustrator crafting ASOIAF lore and original characters. I once spent an entire week researching lemurs just to give a knight the perfect exotic pet. 🎨⚔️– @BeykenArt
Your signature cocktail
The Welfare Valyrian
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a Finnish artist who oscillates between high-fantasy ASOIAF lore and the grit of daily life. The base of Kilju and Vodka represents the artist’s self-destructive morning routine of “No sleep, 1/4 liter of vodka, time to start the day” and their frequent internal debate to “buy two 24 packs of beer” with their welfare check. The orange float honors the Artemis space program, which they support “despite being orange,” while the crab leg garnish is a nod to their favorite “valyrian crabman” OC. It is a strong, bitter, and experimental concoction for someone who believes “GOD the FATHER has given me MONEY and i will use it to buy BEER”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
BeykenArt displays a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, often prioritizing personal whims and immediate gains, as seen when debating whether to “buy a drawing tablet, or buy two 24 packs of beer”. Their blunt, often cynical wit regarding social dynamics, such as noting that “Any attempt at femininity while under 6ft is larp”, aligns with the House's penchant for sharp realism over idealism. They exhibit a distinct 'in-group' loyalty to their own creations, affectionately referring to an OC as “My chud son, whom i love”, while maintaining a rebellious, anti-establishment streak typical of the more ambitious and individualistic Slytherin archetype. Finally, their unapologetic celebration of unconventional success, like using a “welfare check” to buy beer, showcases a disregard for traditional societal expectations in favor of their own desires.
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Finnegan's Wake - The Dubliners
The song's celebration of chaotic revelry and the cycle of drinking and mischief perfectly mirrors Beyken's self-deprecating humor and lifestyle choices. This is evident in their dilemma of whether to “buy a drawing tablet, or buy two 24 packs of beer” and their enthusiastic declaration that “GOD the FATHER has given me MONEY and i will use it to buy BEER”. Their penchant for questionable substances, like when they mention “Tujuu kamaa tää kilju” (strong moonshine), aligns with the rowdy spirit of a wake. Furthermore, the folk-historical vibe of the song fits an artist who spends significant time drawing “valyrian crabman” OCs and researching medieval trivia. Ultimately, the mix of high-effort creativity and low-budget debauchery makes this classic drinking anthem the ideal match.
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