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This user mixes strong opinions, self-deprecating humor, and everyday frustrations in a very Homer-like way. He constantly rants about politics and institutions with a mix of irritation and common-sense takes, like when he calls a decision “one of the biggest political stupidities in history” in “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai como futuro candidato à presidência é uma das maiores burrices políticas da história” and complains about government policy in “Lula inteligências: Foda o produtor rural com taxas...”. Like Homer, he’s loud, impulsive, and dramatic about daily annoyances: losing his earphone case in an Uber in “8 anos usando uber e hoje finalmente esqueci algo no carro...”, being embarrassed at the gym in “Que vergonha mlk, derrubei um peso na academia por descuido...”, or raging at customs in “CARALHO ALFÂNDEGA BRASILEIRA, LIBERA O MEU FONE PELO AMOR DE DEUS”. At the same time, he’s clearly affectionate and loyal to the things and people he loves, like his club Paysandu in “Paysandu é o PAI dos times de Goiás, pqppp” and his girlfriend in “Quero viajar com minha namorada”. The combination of emotional outbursts, occasional laziness or self-pity like “3 dias com febre de 39 graus Passando pela pior doença que pode atingir um homem”, and underlying good heart fits Homer more than the more disciplined or idealistic Simpsons characters.

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They lean Extraverted: they openly share daily life, travel, gym mishaps, and public situations (e.g., airport, stadium, Uber) and enjoy social interaction and banter, like meeting online friends in person in “Muito foda finalmente conhecer os manos @vinte2002 e @GoulartBonone Dia histórico pro TOBR2 🍃🍃🍃” and proudly recounting being noticed on Paulista in “Passei 2 horas na Paulista com camisa do Paysandu…”. They appear iNtuitive: their comments often jump from specific events to broader patterns or implications, such as political/economic takes in “Quem entende o mínimo de economia sabe que isso é horrível…” and long-term political strategy in “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai como futuro candidato…”. Their style is clearly Thinking-oriented: they are blunt, critical, and logic-focused, calling things “burra” or “inepto” in tweets like “Nunca tinha visto ideia tão burra” and “Só estudante de medvet burro acha isso”, and analyzing institutions (STF, Lula, Bolsonaro) with causal reasoning in “Essas medidas são duras demais e constitucionalmente questionáveis…”. They lean Perceiving rather than tightly structured Judging: they complain about delays and randomness (shipping routes, customs, Uber, prices) rather than emphasizing plans or rigid organization, e.g. “Fiz uma compra na shopee… Essa compra viajou em menos de um mês mais doq eu viajei…” and “CARALHO ALFÂNDEGA BRASILEIRA, LIBERA O MEU FONE PELO AMOR DE DEUS”. The overall tone is quick-witted, argumentative, and opinionated across politics, sports, anime, and daily life, fitting the ENTP profile: an extroverted debater who enjoys criticizing ideas, spotting inconsistencies, and riffing on whatever topic comes up, as seen in their constant quote-tweet commentary like “Tudo bem criticar o careca, mas tem que ser muito inepto pra não entender…” and “Tentaram passar algo assim na câmara um tempo atrás e o PT e PL barraram, agora o Lula quer aumentar a popularidade e 'roubou' o projeto pra ele…”.

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Law student from Belém who tweets about politics, football (Paysandu), NBA (Celtics), anime & random economics rants. Once lost earbuds in an Uber.– @bgfmatheus

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with green apple, a nod to Belém, Brazil and to biting into life expecting a crunch only to find it a bit disappointing, like his complaint about a mealy apple in “Maçã bonitona, dei um mordidão esperando um croc e pro meu desgosto é uma maçã farofenta”. The cupuaçu nectar (or any Amazon fruit pulp) represents his northern roots and intense hometown pride, especially when he flexes Paysandu as the "maior do norte" in “Passei 2 horas na Paulista com camisa do Paysandu... Paysandu segue o maior do norte.”. A touch of dry vermouth adds bitterness and sophistication, mirroring his law-student side and sharp political takes like “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai como futuro candidato à presidência é uma das maiores burrices políticas da história”. The dash of saline solution stands for all the sweat and suffering at the gym and in life, from “Esse treino de perna novo tá um inferno, instrutor quer me matar” to “3 dias com febre de 39 graus... a pior doença que pode atingir um homem”. Finally, ginger beer tops it with fizzy, slightly spicy energy, matching his loud reactions to football and anime in tweets like “Paysandu é o PAI dos times de Goiás, pqppp” and “Arco do pain é o melhor disparado”, making the cocktail strong, a bit bitter, but ultimately fun and easy to drink.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in his tweets is analytical thinking and enjoyment of breaking ideas down. He repeatedly critiques other people’s logic, e.g. when he says that reading replies shows “the terrible level of logical understanding of the Brazilian population” in “Lendo as respostas desse tweet da pra ver o nível terrível de compreensão lógica da população brasileira”, and when he dissects economic and policy arguments like in “Quem entende o mínimo de economia sabe que isso é horrível...” and “Lula inteligências: Foda o produtor rural...”. He likes to correct details and wording, as in “perdeu mais aura ainda por ser burro e escrever perca ao invés de perda”, which is very Ravenclaw "word-nerd" energy. He also shows curiosity and interest in learning and systems (law, economics, politics, urban planning), for instance by evaluating constitutional issues in “Essas medidas são duras demais e constitucionalmente questionáveis” and critiquing logistics/urban mobility in “Emerson Lobo aparentemente é o ser humano mais leigo da história quando se trata de logística e mobilidade urbana”. While he has loyalty (to his club and girlfriend) and some Slytherin-like political sharpness, the dominant pattern is a rational, critique‑heavy, argument‑driven mindset, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A well‑known song that fits Matheus best is Stronger by Kanye West. He’s openly a long‑time fan who later felt deeply betrayed, writing about Kanye: “Adolescência toda thinking in going to the next show… depois de mil merdas… o infeliz vira nazista… Vsf, que tristeza. Odeio esse cara do fundo do coração, decepção absurda”, which mirrors the song’s arc of admiring toughness while confronting disappointment. The chorus line “what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger” matches his resilient, ironic tone about politics and Brazil, like when he comments on Bolsonaro and Lula in tweets such as “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai… é uma das maiores burrices políticas da história” and “Lula inteligências… favorecendo os gringos”. His mix of sports passion and competitive energy, seen in tweets about Paysandu and basketball like “Paysandu é o PAI dos times de Goiás, pqppp”, also echoes the song’s confident, combative vibe. Even in everyday setbacks, such as “MLK Esse treino de perna novo tá um inferno, instrutor quer me matar” and “3 dias com febre de 39 graus… pior doença que pode atingir um homem”, he leans into humor and endurance rather than drama, which is very Stronger-coded. The song encapsulates someone who’s critical, opinionated, passionate about sports and pop culture, and shaped—but not broken—by disappointments with idols and with Brazil itself.

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