Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: Regularly breaks down politics and economics with causal reasoning, e.g. criticizing Bolsonaro’s choice of successor and its electoral impact in “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai como futuro candidato à presidência…” and discussing cost of living vs. wages in “Quem entende o mínimo de economia sabe que isso é horrível…”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like laughing at dropping a weight in the gym in “Que vergonha mlk, derrubei um peso na academia…” and joking about São Paulo prices in “Fui no supermercado aqui em São Paulo comprar um creme de leite…”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward loved ones, e.g. wanting to travel with his girlfriend in “Quero viajar com minha namorada”, worrying about her college being robbed in “Assaltaram a faculdade da minha namorada e ela tava rindo…”, and praising ‘essa mulher’ in “Amo essa mulher 😭😭😭👇”.
- Loyal: Displays strong, consistent support for Paysandu and his city, like tracking fan behavior in São Paulo in “Passei 2 horas na Paulista com camisa do Paysandu…” and frequently commenting on Belém’s infrastructure and COP30 in “Esses patinetes vão ser quebrados antes do final do ano…”.
- Curious: Engages with diverse topics—law, politics, economy, anime, sports, logistics—such as legal/institutional debates in “Essas medidas são duras demais e constitucionalmente questionáveis…” and anime reviews in “Assisti Frieren e Solo leveling ao longo do último mês…”.
Weaknesses:
- HarshlyCritical: Often uses aggressive language when disagreeing, calling ideas and people “burros” or “muito inepto” as in “Nunca tinha visto ideia tão burra” and “tem que ser muito inepto pra não entender…”.
- Profane: Frequent swearing and insults appear throughout, such as “vsf”, “filho da puta”, and “essa merda” in tweets like “Filho da puta, sai do banheiro que quero mijarrrrr” and “Essa merda continua fedida…”.
- Pessimistic: Tends toward negative expectations about politics and society, e.g. predicting COP30 failure in “Cop30 vai ser o primeiro e último evento internacional relevante em Belém…” and calling measures “horríveis” or “doidera demais” in “Doidera demais, vai levar muuuito tempo pra economia se estabilizar…”.
- Judgmental: Quick to label others as ignorant or incompetent, like saying “Lula inteligências” sarcastically in “Lula inteligências: Foda o produtor rural…” and mocking “estudante de medvet burro” in “Só estudante de medvet burro acha isso”.
- EmotionDriven: Reactions are intense and absolute—“MORRA PAYSANDU” after a bad result in “Qualquer chance de virar acabou aqui, MORRA PAYSANDU” and saying he hates an artist “do fundo do coração” in “Vsf, que tristeza. Odeio esse cara do fundo do coração…”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user mixes strong opinions, self-deprecating humor, and everyday frustrations in a very Homer-like way. He constantly rants about politics and institutions with a mix of irritation and common-sense takes, like when he calls a decision “one of the biggest political stupidities in history” in “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai como futuro candidato à presidência é uma das maiores burrices políticas da história” and complains about government policy in “Lula inteligências: Foda o produtor rural com taxas...”. Like Homer, he’s loud, impulsive, and dramatic about daily annoyances: losing his earphone case in an Uber in “8 anos usando uber e hoje finalmente esqueci algo no carro...”, being embarrassed at the gym in “Que vergonha mlk, derrubei um peso na academia por descuido...”, or raging at customs in “CARALHO ALFÂNDEGA BRASILEIRA, LIBERA O MEU FONE PELO AMOR DE DEUS”. At the same time, he’s clearly affectionate and loyal to the things and people he loves, like his club Paysandu in “Paysandu é o PAI dos times de Goiás, pqppp” and his girlfriend in “Quero viajar com minha namorada”. The combination of emotional outbursts, occasional laziness or self-pity like “3 dias com febre de 39 graus Passando pela pior doença que pode atingir um homem”, and underlying good heart fits Homer more than the more disciplined or idealistic Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they openly share daily life, travel, gym mishaps, and public situations (e.g., airport, stadium, Uber) and enjoy social interaction and banter, like meeting online friends in person in “Muito foda finalmente conhecer os manos @vinte2002 e @GoulartBonone Dia histórico pro TOBR2 🍃🍃🍃” and proudly recounting being noticed on Paulista in “Passei 2 horas na Paulista com camisa do Paysandu…”. They appear iNtuitive: their comments often jump from specific events to broader patterns or implications, such as political/economic takes in “Quem entende o mínimo de economia sabe que isso é horrível…” and long-term political strategy in “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai como futuro candidato…”. Their style is clearly Thinking-oriented: they are blunt, critical, and logic-focused, calling things “burra” or “inepto” in tweets like “Nunca tinha visto ideia tão burra” and “Só estudante de medvet burro acha isso”, and analyzing institutions (STF, Lula, Bolsonaro) with causal reasoning in “Essas medidas são duras demais e constitucionalmente questionáveis…”. They lean Perceiving rather than tightly structured Judging: they complain about delays and randomness (shipping routes, customs, Uber, prices) rather than emphasizing plans or rigid organization, e.g. “Fiz uma compra na shopee… Essa compra viajou em menos de um mês mais doq eu viajei…” and “CARALHO ALFÂNDEGA BRASILEIRA, LIBERA O MEU FONE PELO AMOR DE DEUS”. The overall tone is quick-witted, argumentative, and opinionated across politics, sports, anime, and daily life, fitting the ENTP profile: an extroverted debater who enjoys criticizing ideas, spotting inconsistencies, and riffing on whatever topic comes up, as seen in their constant quote-tweet commentary like “Tudo bem criticar o careca, mas tem que ser muito inepto pra não entender…” and “Tentaram passar algo assim na câmara um tempo atrás e o PT e PL barraram, agora o Lula quer aumentar a popularidade e 'roubou' o projeto pra ele…”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You survived 3 days with a 39º fever and called it ‘the worst disease that can hit a man’… if you can tank that, you can definitely survive a date with me after a BYD Uber ride and a farofenta apple plot twist.
- You complain about Maionese and ketchup ruining the sandwich, suggest crème de parmesan and rúcula, and still hit the gym with a leg day from hell… how about we balance all that good taste and suffering with a Cairu ice cream date (I promise I won’t pick mint and bubblegum).
- You cross half the world with a Shopee package, rage at the Brazilian customs to free your headphones, and still find time to tweet every Paysandu emotional damage in emoji form—imagine the dedication you’d put into a relationship. Wanna test that hypothesis with me?
- As a law student who knows Moraes was rich way before being a minister, complains about Lula’s ‘intelligences’, and predicts that Flávio as candidate is political suicide, you clearly understand bad decisions… so let me offer you a good one: pick me instead of Brazilian politics.
- You watched Frieren, Solo Leveling, loves Naruto’s Pain arc, hates TLOU casting, and still mourns Akira Toriyama like family—since you’re already emotionally attached to half the anime multiverse, think you can unlock one more arc and call it: ‘Matheuzzz & the person who finally travels with him and his girlfriend’ (spoiler: I’m volunteering for the DLC).
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Law student from Belém who tweets about politics, football (Paysandu), NBA (Celtics), anime & random economics rants. Once lost earbuds in an Uber.– @bgfmatheus
Your signature cocktail
Farofa Apple Court-Side Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with green apple, a nod to Belém, Brazil and to biting into life expecting a crunch only to find it a bit disappointing, like his complaint about a mealy apple in “Maçã bonitona, dei um mordidão esperando um croc e pro meu desgosto é uma maçã farofenta”. The cupuaçu nectar (or any Amazon fruit pulp) represents his northern roots and intense hometown pride, especially when he flexes Paysandu as the "maior do norte" in “Passei 2 horas na Paulista com camisa do Paysandu... Paysandu segue o maior do norte.”. A touch of dry vermouth adds bitterness and sophistication, mirroring his law-student side and sharp political takes like “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai como futuro candidato à presidência é uma das maiores burrices políticas da história”. The dash of saline solution stands for all the sweat and suffering at the gym and in life, from “Esse treino de perna novo tá um inferno, instrutor quer me matar” to “3 dias com febre de 39 graus... a pior doença que pode atingir um homem”. Finally, ginger beer tops it with fizzy, slightly spicy energy, matching his loud reactions to football and anime in tweets like “Paysandu é o PAI dos times de Goiás, pqppp” and “Arco do pain é o melhor disparado”, making the cocktail strong, a bit bitter, but ultimately fun and easy to drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The strongest throughline in his tweets is analytical thinking and enjoyment of breaking ideas down. He repeatedly critiques other people’s logic, e.g. when he says that reading replies shows “the terrible level of logical understanding of the Brazilian population” in “Lendo as respostas desse tweet da pra ver o nível terrível de compreensão lógica da população brasileira”, and when he dissects economic and policy arguments like in “Quem entende o mínimo de economia sabe que isso é horrível...” and “Lula inteligências: Foda o produtor rural...”. He likes to correct details and wording, as in “perdeu mais aura ainda por ser burro e escrever perca ao invés de perda”, which is very Ravenclaw "word-nerd" energy. He also shows curiosity and interest in learning and systems (law, economics, politics, urban planning), for instance by evaluating constitutional issues in “Essas medidas são duras demais e constitucionalmente questionáveis” and critiquing logistics/urban mobility in “Emerson Lobo aparentemente é o ser humano mais leigo da história quando se trata de logística e mobilidade urbana”. While he has loyalty (to his club and girlfriend) and some Slytherin-like political sharpness, the dominant pattern is a rational, critique‑heavy, argument‑driven mindset, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Stronger - Kanye West
A well‑known song that fits Matheus best is Stronger by Kanye West. He’s openly a long‑time fan who later felt deeply betrayed, writing about Kanye: “Adolescência toda thinking in going to the next show… depois de mil merdas… o infeliz vira nazista… Vsf, que tristeza. Odeio esse cara do fundo do coração, decepção absurda”, which mirrors the song’s arc of admiring toughness while confronting disappointment. The chorus line “what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger” matches his resilient, ironic tone about politics and Brazil, like when he comments on Bolsonaro and Lula in tweets such as “Flávio Bolsonaro ser a escolha do pai… é uma das maiores burrices políticas da história” and “Lula inteligências… favorecendo os gringos”. His mix of sports passion and competitive energy, seen in tweets about Paysandu and basketball like “Paysandu é o PAI dos times de Goiás, pqppp”, also echoes the song’s confident, combative vibe. Even in everyday setbacks, such as “MLK Esse treino de perna novo tá um inferno, instrutor quer me matar” and “3 dias com febre de 39 graus… pior doença que pode atingir um homem”, he leans into humor and endurance rather than drama, which is very Stronger-coded. The song encapsulates someone who’s critical, opinionated, passionate about sports and pop culture, and shaped—but not broken—by disappointments with idols and with Brazil itself.
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