Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Active: Maintains a high follower count and engages in local meetups, as seen in “猫猫在大连有没有主人找咱玩”.
- Radical Honesty: Openly shares vulnerable mental health struggles and hospital experiences, such as being “躲在精神病院里割手的阴暗耗子”.
- Practical Resilience: Shows an ability to manage life logistics even during crises, like when asking “找老妈要钱洗胃去先”.
- Technical Curiosity: Displays an interest in medical procedures and self-experimentation, noted in “静脉滴注正在练习……ing”.
- Affectionate Nature: Frequently seeks and expresses physical and emotional intimacy, exemplified by “猫猫贴贴”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: Repeatedly engages in cutting and needle play, such as “挑选一把割手手的刀🥺”.
- Substance Abuse: Displays a dangerous reliance on psychiatric medications for recreational use, seen in “还是药物极乐适合我”.
- Suicidal Ideation: Frequently expresses a desire to end their life, such as “好想把生命交出去”.
- Emotional Instability: Describes a rapid cycle of mania and depression, visualized in their “每天的状态” tweet.
- Risky Behavior: Engages in hazardous activities like playing with blades in bed or “千万不要在开了电热毯的床上玩手术刀”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
BH2USU mirrors the deep-seated emotional fragility and desperate need for validation often seen in Milhouse Van Houten, though in a significantly more extreme, internet-subculture context. Much like Milhouse's constant yearning for attention, this user expresses a profound loneliness, tweeting “想有人陪着” and “被拥有被喜欢是什么感觉”. Both figures exhibit a pattern of self-destructive behavior when faced with rejection or internal turmoil, characterized by the user's cycle of “抑郁→割手→解离→ 躁狂”. The user’s reliance on psychiatric medication, such as “来点氯硝”, parallels Milhouse's status as a perpetual victim of his own anxieties and physical vulnerabilities. Ultimately, both represent a tragic search for identity and belonging through performance and a reliance on external substances or people to soothe their pain.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
BH2USU exhibits Introversion (I) through a preoccupation with internal sensory experiences and solitary self-harm/medication rituals, often referring to themselves as a “躲在精神病院里割手的阴暗耗子”. Their focus on Sensing (S) is evident in the visceral, tactile obsession with physical pain and clinical details, such as practicing “静脉滴注正在练习……ing” and describing the “莫名其妙的快感” of blood. Feeling (F) dominance is shown through extreme emotional volatility and a deep longing for intimacy, frequently asking “被拥有被喜欢是什么感觉”. Finally, Perceiving (P) is reflected in their disorganized, impulsive lifestyle and unstable daily cycles of “抑郁→割手→解离→躁狂”, prioritizing immediate sensory gratification or relief over structured planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you’re a fan of 'shaving cream' and sharp blades—how about we skip the solo practice and I provide the warmth that keeps you away from the electric blanket?
- Forget the Wallace and fried rice; I’d rather take you out for a meal that makes you feel like the most pampered Calico cat in Shenyang.
- I promise I’m way more addictive than a dose of Lorazepam, and the best part is, I come with unlimited 'big sister' hugs without the pharmacy trip.
- Are you a difficult IV access? Because even if I have to try a hundred times, I’d never stop looking for a way to get to your heart.
- You don't need a coin flip to choose a blade tonight—why not choose me instead and let's find a much better way to make your pulse race?
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Shenyang-based creative and cat lover. When I'm not exploring local culinary spots or navigating the medical world, I’m perfecting my latest DIY hobbies. 🏳️⚧️– @BH2USU
Your signature cocktail
The Barium-Blue Butterfly
This experimental cocktail mirrors a life lived between 'depression, self-harm, dissociation, and mania.' The Absinthe base captures the user’s preference for “drug-induced euphoria,” while the color-shifting gin honors their identity as a “狸花猫Ⅱ型BD” (Tabby Cat Type II). The bitter red hibiscus represents their frequent “blood play” and fixation on “surgical knives,” while the tonic water provides a buzz reminiscent of their “Enlightenment Mineral Water” that makes eyes glow with red lasers. It is a high-proof, volatile mix served in a chilled glass, much like someone who treats “every day as the last day of life.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a dark resourcefulness and self-preservation instinct centered around obtaining controlled substances, such as when they boast about finding “three tablets of barium carbonate” or manipulating a doctor to get more medication: “Me: How many boxes of Lorazepam can I get? Doctor: Is three enough?”. Their ambition is turned inward toward the mastery of their own physiology, shown through a calculated, almost clinical curiosity about self-administration, stating “Intravenous infusion practice... in progress”. Even their social interactions reveal a Slytherin-esque desire for specific, high-intensity power dynamics, such as when they express a wish to be “constrained to a bed and forced to be injected with various drugs”. Ultimately, their focus on self-defined 'rituals' and the pursuit of 'extreme states' via clever sourcing of materials aligns with the more shadow-oriented traits of the House of Silver and Green.
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Your song
INTERNET OVERDOSE - Aiobahn feat. KOTOKO
The user's timeline mirrors the chaotic, drug-induced digital escapism of NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD, explicitly referencing the game by stating “超天酱死的好轻松” and describing their life as a cycle of “抑郁→割手→解离→ 躁狂”. Their frequent use of psychiatric medications like “3t思诺思 4t劳拉” and a self-identification as a “嗑药小天使” aligns with the song's themes of mental instability and substance reliance. This 'Internet Angel' persona is further cemented by their fixation on self-harm and blood, as seen in tweets like “特别享受针扎刀划身体的感觉”, creating a portrait of someone living in a desperate, neon-lit digital haze.
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