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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: opinionated, media-savvy, and morally driven. Like Lisa calling out injustice, they frequently criticize laziness and ignorance online, as seen in rants like “ARE YOU GUYS THAT LAZY TO DO SOME SIMPLE INTERNET RESEARCH ON PRODUCTS OR GO TO THE DAMN WEBSITE FOR ONLINE SHOPPING?!?” and “Read a book Google it Ask your mom or dad Watch a tutorial If you can’t raise a baby without AI, DON’T BE A PARENT OR HAVE A CHILD AT ALL!?!”. They also have a strong ethical streak, condemning corporate greed and exploitation, such as “You know what is better, PAY YOUR DAMN VOICE ACTORS!” and calling out Vshojo with “the fact that Vshojo has been witholding money and not paying their talents is a WHOLE another level of corpo greed! SHAME!”. At the same time, they’re a passionate nerd about anime, games, and niche media—very Lisa-core—gushing over series like Undead Unluck in “Undead Unluck is sick, wicked sick!” and discussing detailed story/production qualities in tweets like “Great Pretender is my favorite because its writing is full of twists…”. Their mix of sharp criticism, social awareness, and deep fandom aligns best with Lisa’s intelligent, critical, and heartfelt personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they publicly vent, debate, and react to drama, often addressing large groups directly like in “ARE YOU GUYS THAT LAZY TO DO SOME SIMPLE INTERNET RESEARCH…” and “Guys, can we just stop bullying one of the movie directors…”, showing comfort with outward expression and social confrontation. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they frequently generalize from specific events to broader trends and media culture, such as lamenting sequel culture in “we are now in the era of sequel hell… is Disney like running out of ideas for original stories?!” and comparing industries or fandoms in “Hobbies are no longer fun anymore thanks to internet hype and scalpers…”. They are clearly Thinking-dominant: their judgments are blunt, critical, and principle‑focused, as seen in “Kick streamers are IDIOTS!”, “He deserves to be canceled on twitter”, and their detailed critique of corporate greed in “Vshojo has been withholding money and not paying their talents… SHAME!”. A strong Judging preference shows in how often they categorize things as good/flop/disappointment and make firm value calls, like “this is why bullying works”, “Reminder: Just because it has amazing animation doesn’t mean that the story is good”, and their structured expectations of studios in “I just hope that E&H Production captures the same quality as David Production…”. Altogether, their outward energy, pattern‑focused commentary on fandom and media, hard-edged logical judgments, and decisive, organizing tone best align with ENTJ.

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Filipino pop‑culture nerd in Union. I rant about anime, K‑pop, and gacha, then draw fanart to cope. Commissions open via DM.– @bhriannphilip

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Spiced dark rum brings the strong, punchy energy of their hot takes and rants, like when they yell about lazy shoppers and AI parents in “ARE YOU GUYS THAT LAZY TO DO SOME SIMPLE INTERNET RESEARCH…” and “If you can’t raise a baby without AI, DON’T BE A PARENT…”. Calamansi juice nods to their Filipino pride and roots, proudly flexed in their bio and in “Filipinos are truly getting stronger than ever with their Pinoy Pride and I am all for it! 🫡🇵🇭”. Lychee liqueur adds a sweet, slightly romantic flair for their shipping and husbando obsession, as seen in “Awwww…Manato is concerned of his pookie being scared 🥹” and “AaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHH! MY HUSBANDS! 😭”. Ginger beer makes it a fizzy, chaotic high-energy drink, matching their hype for anime, K‑pop, and games like “Undead Unluck is sick, wicked sick! 😜🫶” and “WICKED SICK! #undeadunluck #unionarena”. The activated charcoal sugar rim reflects their darker, bitter, and sometimes ruthless commentary on scandals and industry greed, such as “Even if Diddy got away with the serious charges, he is still guilty and I’ll still call him a sex trafficker” and “Vshojo has been withholding money and not paying their talents is a WHOLE another level of corpo greed! SHAME! 🤬”.

Your Hogwarts House
Bhriann shows a very Gryffindor pattern of loudly standing up for what they think is right and calling out perceived injustice or stupidity, even aggressively. They condemn lazy or unethical behavior without hesitation, like blasting shoppers who won’t research products themselves in “ARE YOU GUYS THAT LAZY TO DO SOME SIMPLE INTERNET RESEARCH ON PRODUCTS OR GO TO THE DAMN WEBSITE FOR ONLINE SHOPPING?!?” and attacking people who want AI to help with parenting in “If you can’t raise a baby without AI, DON’T BE A PARENT OR HAVE A CHILD AT ALL!?!”. Their moral outrage also targets large entities and public figures, such as demanding YouTube terminate a creator for false copyright strikes in “My god this Roshi dude sucks…Please terminate his channel for multiple false copyright claims” and denouncing Vshojo’s alleged greed in “witholding money and not paying their talents is a WHOLE another level of corpo greed! SHAME!”. This confrontational courage extends to social issues and celebrities, like unapologetically labeling Diddy a sex trafficker despite legal outcomes in “Even if Diddy got away with the serious charges, he is still guilty and I’ll still call him a sex trafficker” and strongly condemning specific online figures in “To @ILoveKPAlot and @BronyFandont F₱&K YOU! You truly deserve to be cancelled by the internet!”. At the same time, they passionately defend and celebrate what they love—like Undead Unluck and Astro Royale—in posts such as “Undead Unluck is sick, wicked sick!” and “I’m really sad to see Astro Royale reaching its final chapter so quickly…this manga has a lot of potential”. The combination of bold moral stances, willingness to publicly pick fights, and intense, emotional loyalty to their favorites aligns more with Gryffindor’s fiery bravery than with the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is “This Is Me” because they are unapologetically themselves and proudly Filipino, as shown in their bio: “Welcome to my world 🇵🇭! … DM me for commissions”. They constantly speak their mind and call out nonsense online, like when they said “ARE YOU GUYS THAT LAZY TO DO SOME SIMPLE INTERNET RESEARCH…” and “Kick streamers are IDIOTS!”, which matches the song’s defiant confidence. Their passionate rants against corporate greed and injustice, such as “you know what is better, PAY YOUR DAMN VOICE ACTORS!” and “Vshojo has been witholding money and not paying their talents is a WHOLE another level of corpo greed!”, echo the song’s message of standing firm despite criticism. At the same time, they wear their fandom heart on their sleeve—celebrating anime, K‑pop, and games in tweets like “This anime/manga made a huge impact on my life, as it introduced me to the world of anime and helped me become a proud weeb that I am today!”—which aligns with the song’s celebration of identity and self-acceptance. Overall, the bold, loud, and proud energy of “This Is Me” mirrors how they curate and defend their own "world" online.

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