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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Calisto's chaotic and mischievous personality, as seen in 'cusndo me aburro le arranco a romper la pija a este,' mirrors Bart Simpson's antics. Both have a knack for causing a stir and finding humor in everyday life. His sarcasm and bold opinions, like '[SERIO] por qué todas las rubias son pelotudas??,' align with Bart's rebellious nature. They share a love for pushing boundaries and embracing chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
Calisto's witty, opinionated, and chaotic tweets suggest he is an ENTP. His extraversion shines in his humorous storytelling, such as 'estaba caminando con mi hermano y su novia y me crucé a mi ex.' His intuitive and creative side is evident in 'hice ceniceros,' while his thinking side comes through in his bold opinions, like 'cómo se nota una mina que tiene papá y una que no tiene posta.' His adaptability and love for debate align with the perceiving trait, as seen in his diverse range of tweets.

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29 | Sanjuanino, father of Lucia and Andrea | Wine with soda enthusiast 🍷 | Lover of cuarteto music & chaotic storytelling | Tech tinkerer and self-proclaimed meme lord | Proudly living life one salamin slice at a time 🥖– @biblia_sigma

Your signature cocktail
The 'Cuarteto Chaos' reflects Calisto’s love for wine with soda ('amante del vino con soda') and his chaotic yet charming personality. The lemon twist adds a zesty kick, mirroring his humor, like 'mi gato tiene la mania de apoyar los huevos en cualquier lado.' The bitters represent his occasional bluntness, seen in '[SERIO] por qué todas las rubias son pelotudas??.' It’s a perfect blend of bold and bubbly.

Your Hogwarts House
Calisto's boldness and outspoken nature, such as 'cómo se nota una mina que tiene papá y una que no tiene posta,' align with Gryffindor's traits of courage and straightforwardness. His chaotic energy, seen in 'upd: un montón de adolescentes excitados por la situación rompiendo la pija,' reflects Gryffindor's adventurous spirit. While he has a creative side, his assertiveness and willingness to speak his mind make him a better fit for Gryffindor than Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

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Calisto's tweet 'cuando uno se aburre solo tiene que escuchar Off The Wall de Michael Jackson entero y sonreirle a la vida' shows his love for this song. Its upbeat and funky vibe matches his humorous and chaotic energy. The song's themes of letting loose and enjoying life align with his personality and approach to storytelling.

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