Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Consistent, detailed enthusiasm for Liam, Noel, and Oasis across many tweets like “i miss liam and noel so much it’s impacting my mental health negatively”.
- Humorous voice: Uses absurd, playful exaggeration such as “if you shake a tambourine three times in a row in front of a liam poster it will come to life” and “who wants to pay for my lobotomy”.
- Community‑oriented: Interacts with oomfs and tags friends, e.g. the chain post “five things i like + oomfs to do this :3” and celebrating others’ wins like “CONGRATULATIONS BOB LIAM”.
- Creative expressiveness: Uses vivid imagery and running bits like transferring cramps to Liam in “the week long monthly event in which i transfer my period cramps to liam gallagher” and pregnancy jokes in “he was three months pregnant here with our first child”.
- Self‑aware humor: Shows awareness of own intensity, e.g. “suddenly became self aware of how fucking crazy i sound Good night”.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive focus: Large share of tweets revolve around Liam replies and presence, such as “a month without a liam reply PLEASE LET TODAY BE MY DAY” and “more than a month since my last liam reply”.
- Boundary issues: Sexualized or intensely personal comments about public figures like “OHMYGOD PLEAS E BREASTFEED ME” and “noel Gallagher let me eat your teeth …”.
- Stressful work habits: Admits to poor time management and overwork in “two assignments due at 10am today it’s 6am i have yet to start any of them im running on diet soda, no sleep”.
- Emotional overreliance: Links mood heavily to Liam/Noel activity, e.g. “i miss liam and noel so much it’s impacting my mental health negatively” and “i hope liam tweets today i miss him so bad”.
- Harsh online reactions: Responds strongly to disliked content, e.g. “blocking everyone who posts ai images of liam and noel is a full time job” and “700 likes on an ai generated image of noel we’re in hell”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s an intense, slightly obsessive fangirl for her interests, just like this user is with Oasis and especially Liam and Noel. The way she spirals over small signs — like treating a radio moment as destiny in “wonderwall started playing on the radio at exactly 05:55am … it’s a sign from liam… he will be online today …” — mirrors Lisa’s tendency to over-intellectualize and over-feel everything. She’s also academic but chaotic, cramming assignments with no sleep while watching Malcolm in the Middle in “two assignments due at 10am today it’s 6am i have yet to start any of them im running on diet soda, no sleep and simultaneously having a malcolm in the middle marathon right now C’MON YOU KNOW !!!”, which is very Lisa-on-a-manic-project energy. Her morality shows when she rails against AI art in “blocking everyone who posts ai images of liam and noel is a full time job this many of you can not be destroying the planet to create ai slop of them”, echoing Lisa’s principled rants. At the same time, her dramatic parasocial devotion — begging for a Liam reply in “PLEASE GIVE ME A LIAM REPLY TODAY ITS BEEN SIXTY SEVEN YEARS SINCE MY LAST ONE 😭🙏” and describing herself as acting like “schizophrenic jimmy fallon” in his replies in “seeing a liam notification makes my heart start beating really quick because i know im gonna spend at least 10 minutes acting like schizophrenic jimmy fallon in his replies” — feels like Lisa’s hyper-emotional side turned up to 11 in stan Twitter form.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and attention-seeking, constantly addressing Liam directly, begging for replies, and sharing their excitement with oomfs, e.g. “seeing a liam notification makes my heart start beating really quick because i know im gonna spend at least 10 minutes acting like schizophrenic jimmy fallon in his replies” and “i tried being non chalant about getting a reply from liam but it’s not working so i’m gonna start begging instead @liamgallagher heyyyyyyyyyyy”. They appear iNtuitive rather than Sensing: instead of focusing on practical detail, they spin humorous, surreal interpretations and little fantasies, like “if you shake a tambourine three times in a row in front of a liam poster it will come to life” and “biblically accurate liam gallagher”. Their style is strongly Feeling: everything is driven by affection, emotional intensity, and playful exaggeration—“he’s so tiny … ❤️”, “noel i love you i love you you’re so feminine and cute ❤️ get pregnant soon please !! ❤️❤️”—rather than detached logic or debate. They are more Perceiving than Judging, as shown by their chaotic lifestyle and procrastination, like “two assignments due at 10am today it’s 6am i have yet to start any of them im running on diet soda, no sleep and simultaneously having a malcolm in the middle marathon right now” and the impulsive purchase of multiple merch packages in “three different packages all containing oasis merch are on their way to my house right now”. Overall, the enthusiastic stan energy, emotional intensity, imaginative humor, and disorganized spontaneity align most closely with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If shaking a tambourine three times can bring a Liam poster to life, how many times do I have to shake it for you to appear in front of me like, ‘WAHEYYYYYYYYY’ on my doorstep?
- You walking around your bedroom to Oasis to hit 10k steps is cute, but we could speedrun that by pacing outside the venue together in 2027, stressing over whether Liam will tweet before the gig.
- I know you’re transferring your period cramps to Liam every month, but if you ever need someone to transfer the ‘two assignments due at 10am, no sleep, Malcolm in the Middle marathon’ stress to, I volunteer as tribute and potential girlfriend.
- You selling your BTS collection to start your Oasis 2027 fund is the most romantic act of devotion I’ve ever seen—if you put even half that energy into liking me, I’d be more spoiled than your Noel shrine.
- You: blocking AI images of Liam and Noel like it’s a full-time job. Me: applying to be your unpaid intern, specialty in ‘real Gallagher appreciation’ and ‘telling you you’re cuter than any NME 2001 scan.’
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Oasis scholar in training. Once timed my steps to Wonderwall at 10k exactly. Live ‘25, Dublin. Currently accepting theories about Liam’s 5am tweets.– @biblicaldoe
Your signature cocktail
✨ Champagne Super-noel-va ✨
The Champagne Super-noel-va is a loud, fizzy love letter to Oasis and to being a little unhinged on the timeline. Sparkling wine with cranberry nods to blasting “Champagne Supernova” as the first song of the year while tweeting “champagne supernova first song of 2026” and being five cosmopolitans deep in “five cosmopolitans deep happy new year i love liam and noel…”. The Irish whiskey is for a 20-year-old Dublin girl whose whole bloodstream is Oasis tour rumours and BRITs excitement, like “NOEL IS GONNA BE AT THE BRIT AWARDS WAHEYYYYYYYY” and the eternal “we’re so back” energy in “WERE SO FUCKING BACK”. A Greek yogurt syrup/foam is there purely because she earnestly lists it in “five things i like… 5. greek yogurt 🤤”, turning a very normal snack into something deranged and glamorous. The lemon squeeze cuts through like her sudden bouts of self-awareness in “suddenly became self aware of how fucking crazy i sound Good night”, keeping the drink sharp instead of sickly. Finally, edible glitter or a sugar rim captures her sparkly, slightly feral stan persona who will beg for Liam replies in “PLEASE GIVE ME A LIAM REPLY TODAY ITS BEEN SIXTY SEVEN YEARS…” and transfer her period cramps to him in “the week long monthly event in which i transfer my period cramps to liam gallagher”, all while looking suspiciously deer-shaped and extremely online.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is intense loyalty and emotional dedication rather than calculation or glory-seeking. They orbit their little fandom community and Liam/Noel with almost devotional consistency, like when they say “seeing a liam notification makes my heart start beating really quick because i know im gonna spend at least 10 minutes acting like schizophrenic jimmy fallon in his replies” and “a month without a liam reply PLEASE LET TODAY BE MY DAY TO GET ANOTHER ONE PLEASE PLEASE”. There’s also a caring, almost nurturing streak, even when expressed in unhinged stan-speak, as in “the week long monthly event in which i transfer my period cramps to liam gallagher” and “i miss liam and noel so much it’s impacting my mental health negatively”. Their willingness to put in small, consistent effort for the things they love shows up in posts like walking around to reach step goals while listening to Oasis (“walking around my bedroom while listenting to oasis to reach my 10k steps”) and doing assignments on no sleep while still clinging to their interests (“two assignments due at 10am today it’s 6am i have yet to start any of them im running on diet soda, no sleep and simultaneously having a malcolm in the middle marathon right now C’MON YOU KNOW !!!”). While they’re occasionally dramatic and impulsive, nothing in their tweets suggests the strategic ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the glory-driven boldness of Gryffindor; instead, their core is steadfast affection, ride-or-die fandom, and soft-hearted obsessiveness, which fit Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
Wonderwall - Oasis
The song that best suits @biblicaldoe is Wonderwall by Oasis, because their whole online presence orbits around Liam and Noel with a mix of sincerity, obsession, and melodrama that matches the song’s iconic, emotional tone. They literally treat Oasis as a life-sign, like when they say “wonderwall started playing on the radio at exactly 05:55am … it’s a sign from liam… he will be online today …”, turning the track into a personal omen. The yearning in Wonderwall mirrors the way they miss Liam’s online presence, as in “i hope liam tweets today i miss him so bad” and “more than a month since my last liam reply …”. Their identity is wrapped up in Oasis fandom, from “five things i like… 1. oasis ❤️❤️❤️” to walking around their room to Oasis to hit step goals (“walking around my bedroom while listenting to oasis to reach my 10k steps”). Wonderwall is not just their favorite band’s staple; it fits the way they romanticize signs, connections, and the Gallaghers themselves as the emotional center of their world.
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