Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like Uma Musume and ships, e.g. “ITS MY SHIP FUCK UEAHHHH I LOVE GOLDUNI YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY YAAAY YAAAAAY YAAAAAY”.
- Supportive friend: Frequently promotes friends’ and sibling’s art and work, e.g. “HII! go commission my big brother ! they’re super duper duper talented…” and “GO LOOK AT MACHAN’S AWESOME ART”.
- Creative writer: Talks about juggling multiple fics and rarepairs, e.g. “jugglign 40 bililoon fanfics is so stupid hello bro im juggling likr at least 7 rarepairs and jamd” and “might make a . takicafe fic after i finish this one ..”.
- Artistic dedication: Keeps drawing despite pain and tech issues, e.g. “carpal tunnel oh im gonna ffuckgin end it let me draw without being in agony .” and “my 40 billion year old laptop is killing itself im so fucking tired”.
- Emotionally open: Openly expresses feelings about grief, stress, and affection, e.g. “IM GENUINRLY GUCKINF SOBBING RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO UNFAIR I WISH HORSES COULD LIBE FOREVER IM CTITNG SO BAD” and “i miss my friends but they’re off at college. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: Uses death and self-harm language casually, e.g. “how do people write fics with 20k words im out here already wanting to kms over ts bro” and “people (me) died bro.”.
- Health neglect: Mentions severe migraines, lightheadedness, and carpal tunnel without mention of care, e.g. “i have a migraine the size of the devil's clit right now am i going to die” and “carpal tunnel oh im gonna ffuckgin end it let me draw without being in agony .”.
- Interpersonal anxiety: Shows intense fear of judgment from mutuals and fandom, e.g. “do you ever get scared of your mutuals and randomly talking tothem bc what if i send them a picture and they want me to fucking die right afterwards” and “iam so scared of umatwt fuckign hounding my ass out of the blue someday”.
- Online conflict: Engages in public callouts and ‘overparty’ posts, e.g. “reasons why YOU should block and unfollow @starnine_ aka Kande. pls read until the end . a 🧵.” and tags like “#KANADEISOVERPARTY”.
- Overwork burnout: Frequently overwhelmed by writing, work, and creative load, e.g. “GET ME OUT OF THE WRITERS SEAT IM SICK ALREADY.” and “i’m gonna do a legitimate post eventually i just need. time and to not be at work”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s an intense, hyper-passionate nerd who pours her whole soul into niche interests, just like this user does with rarepairs and specific media, yelling things like “GET MORE CBMARU PILLED GET MORE CBMARU PILLED” and “EVERYONE GET MORE SNOW PILLED NOW!!!”. This account shows a lot of emotional depth and sensitivity, from grieving over animals and characters (“IM GENUINRLY GUCKINF SOBBING RIGHT NOW… I WISH HORSES COULD LIBE FOREVER”, “TAROKO THE WHALE SHARK IS DEAD AND IM EMOTIOMALLY NOT EVEN OKAY AFTER THIS”) to worrying about social dynamics and mutuals (“do you ever get scared of your mutuals… what if i send them a picture and they want me to fucking die right afterwards”). Like Lisa, they’re creative and overextended: they draw, write, and juggle tons of projects and fics, even complaining “jugglign 40 bililoon fanfics is so stupid hello bro im juggling likr at least 7 rarepairs” and “how do people write fics with 20k words im out here already wanting to kms”. There’s also a strong moral and political edge—calling out gross behavior in fandom like “yall got a really fucking weird obsession with wanting to fuck little kids even if its depicted in artwork.”—which mirrors Lisa’s principled streak. Finally, the mix of existential, cosmic identity in the bio (“GALACTIC YEARNER,” “voidpunk gendervoid androgyne”) and being loudly emotional about art, music, and friends feels very much like a older, more online, queer-coded Lisa Simpson who’s found their people on the internet.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re a ‘20k word fic’ and I’m your writer seat, I promise not to complain once—put me through more suffering than that 2025-12-15 draft, I’m committed.
- You turned tapshaka, GoldUni, Ramomasa AND CBMaru into rarepair nation—have you considered shipping ‘you x me’? The tag’s still empty, I can help fix that.
- You’re out here bartending Uma Musume specialty drinks (2025-12-22)… what would you mix for a cosmic voidpunk freak who just wants to talk fanfic and listen to you rant about Haru Urara until we both cry?
- You’re scared of umatwt hounding you (2025-01-25), but I’d happily hound your DMs instead—softly, respectfully, like a little mutual who just wants to send you pictures without worrying you’ll ‘want them to die’ after.
- You miss Neo Universe so much you’re chanting ‘neo neo neo’ (2026-01-29); I can’t be Neo, but I can be the galactic yearner who sits with you in that lightheaded grief and brings hot chocolate-with-black-tea (2025-11-21) until it hurts a little less.
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Bartender by night, void-dwelling artist by day. 20. Draws rarepairs, juggles fanfics, and once swore off planes mid-flight turbulence.– @BIBLICALHORRORS
Your signature cocktail
Cosmic Dust, Kiss Me (Neo Universe Highball)
This drink starts with overproof dark rum infused with black tea and cocoa as a nod to their lethal hot chocolate experiments and bartender life, channeling that rich, slightly unhinged comfort from “just made the most banging hot chocolate with black tea FUUUCK that shits so 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤” and “i work as a bartender! here’s what i think umas would be as specialty drinks where i work!”. An espresso shot with a dash of chili captures their constant migraines, insomnia-brain and feral keyboard smash energy from “my head mmy heaaaaaaaaaaad my heaaaaaaaaaaaad.” and “GET ME OUT OF THE WRITERS SEAT IM SICK ALREADY.”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a deep, sweet-tart emo note for all the longing and grief in “IM GENUINRLY GUCKINF SOBBING RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO UNFAIR I WISH HORSES COULD LIBE FOREVER” and “i miss neo universe”. It’s topped with sparkling yuzu soda to match their bright, excitable fangirl shrieking from “ITS GOLDUNI OH MY GOD. GUUUUYS. GUYS. G. SCREAMING AND CRYING SINLOUD” and “ITS MY SHIP FUCK UEAHHHH I LOVE GOLDUNI YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY YAAAY YAAAAAY YAAAAAY”. Finally, an activated charcoal & edible glitter rim makes it voidpunk and galactic, straight from “𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 , 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄. MOBIUS / NEO / MEO.” and their bio’s “GALACTIC YEARNER” chaos, turning the whole highball into a glittering nonhuman space entity in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits: loyalty, kindness, and steady support of friends and community. They repeatedly hype up and promote others’ art and work with genuine enthusiasm, like “please go look at my awesoem amazing talented oomfs art 🤤🤤🤤🤤”, “GO LOOK AT MACHAN’S AWESOME ART”, and “HII! go commission my big brother ! they’re super duper duper talented”, which shows a consistent pattern of uplifting others rather than seeking the spotlight. They also express deep fondness and worry for friends and loved ones, such as “i miss my sister so much shes in bosnia rn” and “I MISS MY FRIENDS BUT THEY'RE OFF AT COLLEGE. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”, highlighting emotional warmth and attachment. Even when frustrated or in pain, they’re still oriented around shared fandoms and mutual enjoyment, like “i love my oomfs” and “im gonna die famous for my rarepairs someday”, which frames their ambition in terms of community and shared niche interests rather than individual power. While they show creativity and obsessive fandom energy (which could suggest Ravenclaw or Slytherin), the dominant throughline is steadfast supportiveness and care for mutuals and family—classic Hufflepuff values.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A dramatic, emotional, and slightly theatrical anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them perfectly. They’re openly emo-coded and nostalgic, talking about missing concerts and scenes, like when they said “i miss the i can’t hear you tour so badly . it’s been months since i went”, which echoes the song’s themes of clinging to formative, loud, emotional experiences. Their blend of cosmic/void identity and intensity—describing themself as a “GALACTIC YEARNER” and “freak of nature” and writing “𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 , 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄.” in their pinned identity tweet—mirrors the song’s mix of grandiose imagery and personal struggle. They often dramatize pain and perseverance with dark humor, like “GET ME OUT OF THE WRITERS SEAT IM SICK ALREADY.” and “carpal tunnel oh im gonna ffuckgin end it let me draw without being in agony .”, which fits the song’s ‘keep going through the misery’ vibe. Their love for rarepairs, fandom melodrama, and shouting in all caps (“ITS MY SHIP FUCK UEAHHHH I LOVE GOLDUNI YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY YAAAY YAAAAAY YAAAAAY”) also resonates with the song’s over-the-top, emotionally explosive energy.
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