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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: highly emotional, introspective, and intensely fixated on very specific interests. Like Lisa with jazz and social causes, this user has a deep, almost academic hyperfocus on Blue Lock and its ships, saying things like “blue lock e seus ships ocupam minha mente 24h por dia 7 dias por semana” and “povo q me seguiu pelas coisas de bllk, estejam avisados q eu uso essa conta pra falar de coisinhas pessoais tbm”. There’s a lot of self-awareness and overthinking, as seen in tweets like “essa é a parte q eu começo a me autosabotar?” and “eu ❤️ continuar reproduzindo padrões e não mudar 😍”, which fits Lisa’s habit of reflecting on her own flaws. They’re also very emotionally open about mental health, joking about therapy and burnout in tweets such as “q bom q minha terapia já é amanhã” and “pouco se fala da bosta q é de ser TDAH e ter hiperfoco em pessoas”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to feel things deeply and articulate it. Finally, like Lisa’s artsy/alternative streak, they express themselves through tattoos, piercings, and creative work, for example “TATUEIIII AI TO TAO FELIZ FICOU TAO LINDO” and proudly sharing their drawings in “oi gente finalmente terminei esse desenho”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, overshare personal life, and joke sexually in public, e.g. openly announcing NSFW focus and boundaries with minors in “povo q me seguiu pelas coisas de bllk, estejam avisados q eu uso essa conta pra falar de coisinhas pessoais tbm, além de postar e repostar bastante coisa NSFW!!!! então povo 16 pfvr não interagir”, and theatrically tweeting things like “ah vc vai me ouvir falar de blue lock? entendi.... me engravida?”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they hyperfixate on fandoms, ships, and imagined scenarios instead of concrete facts, as seen in elaborate fantasies like “isagi fazendo ragebait c o rin e c o kaiser, irritando muito eles propositalmente pra depois ser fudido devorado violentamente pelos dois por horas enviar tweet” and “amo o megumi e o itadori, na minha cabeça eles são casados, se aposentaram e são felizes fazendo as coisinhas de gay deles”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented: their tweets center emotional states, relationships, kink/attraction, and self-image rather than impersonal logic, e.g. “pouco se fala da bosta q é de ser TDAH e ter hiperfoco em pessoas 😕😕” and raw self-judgment like “eu sou mt patético mesmo pqp viu”. Finally, they fit Perceiving: they show procrastination, impulsivity, and difficulty following structured plans—“pensando e fantasiando sobre desenhar 🥵🥰🤫🥴🤤🤩 ... desenhar 🥱🧐😮💨🙄😒😰” and “se eu tivesse uma moeda pra cada vez q eu me expressasse mal e não consigo agendar uma consulta e ainda APAREÇO no lugar eu teria 3 moedas” both show a scattered, last-minute style. Combined with their dramatic enthusiasm, multishipping, and intense hyperfixations—“blue lock e seus ships ocupam minha mente 24h por dia 7 dias por semana”—ENFP is the best fit.

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19 • he/him • trans bi nerd. Blue Lock brainrot, ADHD hyperfocus, art & piercings. Once locked eyes w/ a stranger on the metro & haven’t recovered.– @BifiBlablabla

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Spiced rum brings the chaotic horny energy and sharp kink jokes, like when they say “melhor coisa beijar pessoas usando meu piercing pontudo e começar a sentir gosto de sangue 🥵🥵🥵” and fantasize about characters “fodendo violentamente” in multiple tweets. The red energy drink matches their 24/7 Blue Lock brainrot and hyperfixation vibes from posts like “blue lock e seus ships ocupam minha mente 24h por dia 7 dias por semana” and “cuidado gente vou voltar a desenhar e vcs serão spammados com artes de viados do futebol”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, moody sweetness for the self-deprecating, depressive side, like “eu sou mt patético mesmo pqp viu” and “acho q é esse o momento q eu me afasto de todo mundo por tempo indeterminado”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp humor and self-awareness, echoing tweets like “bissexual não monogâmico multishipper versátil odeio tomar decisões” and their playful oversharing about therapy and TDAH in “q bom q minha terapia já é amanhã” and “pouco se fala da bosta q é de ser TDAH e ter hiperfoco em pessoas 😕😕”. Edible glitter on top represents the flashy queer aesthetics—tattoos, piercings, cosplay and all—seen in posts like “TATUEIIII AI TO TAO FELIZ FICOU TAO LINDO”, “aIIII vô fzr mais piercing amanhã tô animado”, and their many cosplay thirst tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Slytherin-style intensity, ambition, and self-focused drive, especially in their fandom and sexuality. Their fixation on turning every dynamic into high-stakes, violent, possessive sex — e.g. “rin e isagi fodendo violentamente sangue enforcamento mordida soco insultos marcas enviar tweet” and “isagi fazendo ragebait c o rin e c o kaiser, irritando muito eles propositalmente pra depois ser fudido devorado violentamente pelos dois por horas enviar tweet” — reflects Slytherin’s taste for intensity, power dynamics, and control. They also show a playful, self-aware embrace of their own "villain arc" with lines like “vou entrar no meu arco de vilão: a tatuagem nova começou a coçar e não posso fazer nada a respeito”, which fits Slytherin’s dramatic self-mythologizing. Their bio and tweets emphasize personal boundaries and self-preservation, such as warning minors away from their NSFW space in “povo 16 pfvr não interagir”, a very Slytherin-style protection of their domain. While they clearly have creativity and emotional depth, the dominant throughline is ambition in their interests, an enjoyment of edgy taboo, and a strong instinct for self-definition and control — all classic Slytherin traits.

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A song that fits them well is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it mixes dark humor, self-deprecation, and messy queer coming-of-age energy. Their timeline swings between horny jokes and emo introspection, like when they say “bissexual não monogâmico multishipper versátil odeio tomar decisões”, which mirrors the song’s confusion and excess in youth. They frequently call themselves pathetic and talk about sabotaging themselves, echoing Teen Idle’s themes of regret and emotional self-destruction, such as “eu sou mt patético mesmo pqp viu” and “essa é a parte q eu começo a me autosabotar?”. There’s also a heavy undertone of depressive thoughts and dramatic flair, like “acho q é esse o momento q eu me afasto de todo mundo por tempo indeterminado” and repeated jokes about wanting to die, which match the song’s morbid glamorization of teen misery. At the same time, their hyperfixations, piercings, tattoos, and queer sexuality (“blue lock e seus ships ocupam minha mente 24h por dia 7 dias por semana”, “melhor coisa beijar pessoas usando meu piercing pontudo e começar a sentir gosto de sangue”) fit the song’s vibe of intense, chaotic experimentation. Teen Idle captures that mix of wanting to feel something, hating yourself a bit, and turning it all into a kind of theatrical persona—exactly how they present themselves online.

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