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Like Barney, @BigBadBattery is defined by a cycle of heavy drinking and self-deprecating humor regarding his health, frequently posting about being “drunk again” or wondering if “two bottles of wine” is too much. Despite his crude habits and poor diet, he possesses a surprising intellectual side similar to Barney's hidden talents, shown through his interest in Dostoyevsky audiobooks and complex tabletop RPGs. He also shares Barney's chronic workplace dissatisfaction, openly stating “I hate this job” and “I’m hangry and want to quit.” Ultimately, his mix of blue-collar construction work, unapologetic alcoholism, and occasional moments of high-brow cultural engagement makes him the perfect match for Springfield's favorite barfly.

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BigBadBattery demonstrates Introversion through a focus on solitary hobbies like home-brewing and tabletop gaming, often expressing a preference for “the company of people who are smarter than me”. His Intuitive (N) nature is seen in his interest in theoretical 'what-if' scenarios in gaming and literature, such as analyzing “the sort of shenanigans a Wizard can get up to”. As a clear Thinking (T) type, he is blunt and cynical, describing himself as “your straightest and most racist white boy” and viewing “'Investment' as synonymous with 'gambling'”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, often chaotic lifestyle, frequently tweeting about being “drunk again” or dealing with the consequences of a lack of planning, such as when he admits “I decided to let my players bring nearly any splatbook... and I'm already starting to see why that might become an issue”.

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Florida homeowner and construction pro with a penchant for D&D, Dostoyevsky, and homebrewing. Ask me about the time I almost let a fox into a hen house.– @BigBadBattery

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 29-year-old Floridian who is “pretty sure my friends think I got a hemroid from doing gay stuff” due to a diet of spice and caffeine. The high alcohol content reflects his habit of asking “is two bottles of wine really a lot?” while the bitter notes mirror a man who constantly tweets “I dislike my job, someone else please hire me.” It is a strong, experimental mess topped with Guinness because “there is no poison quite as good as Guinness.” Much like his career in construction, this cocktail is just “a task of figuring out which mistakes are supposed to be there.”

Your Hogwarts House
BigBadBattery embodies the Slytherin traits of self-preservation and a pragmatic, often cynical, worldview regarding social and professional hierarchies. He displays a sharp focus on his own advancement and discomfort, notably stating, “I dislike my job, someone else please hire me” and “If anyone came at me with a job paying at least $1k a week, I'd quit my job right now,” showcasing an ambition rooted in financial stability rather than company loyalty. His resourcefulness and desire for control are evident in his tabletop gaming leadership, where he admits, “I'm already starting to see why that might become an issue again” after allowing players too much freedom. Furthermore, his bio identifies him as an “American supremacist,” reflecting an ingroup-focused elitism often associated with the more exclusionary aspects of the house. Finally, his blunt realism about the world, such as claiming “'Investment' is synonymous woth 'gambling' but we use language to disguise this fact,” aligns with the cunning and unvarnished perspective typical of a Slytherin.

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This song perfectly mirrors BigBadBattery’s lifestyle as a 29-year-old in the construction industry who feels trapped by his daily grind. He expresses a deep dissatisfaction with his professional life, stating, “I dislike my job, someone else please hire me” and “I'm hangry and want to quit my job”. Just like the song's protagonist who drinks his brew to relax after work, he frequently posts about heavy alcohol consumption, asking if “two bottles of wine really a lot?” and admitting “I'm drunk again”. The lyrics about having no time for living resonate with his blunt assessment of his career: “Working in the construction industry is just a task of figuring out which mistakes are supposed to be there”.

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