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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, politically and socially opinionated, but also chronically underappreciated and lonely. Like Lisa overthinking everything, they show a mix of drive and anxiety about their future in art, saying they’re “trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school after 7 years of saying I don't want to go to art school cause it doesn't make money🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️”. There’s a similar mix of competence and impostor syndrome in lines like “too narcissistic to do something normal too self conscious to post myself online ” and “when u broke as fuck and you don't know whether to make shitty iceberg videos on YouTube or try to exploit ur looks”. Their sensitivity and loneliness echo Lisa’s emotional arcs, especially when they say “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future” and “wait so I literally only have one person who sees my posts now.”. At the same time, their passionate fixation on niche interests like Metal Gear and Outlast, plus detailed game analysis threads, mirrors Lisa’s obsessive dedication to her intellectual and creative passions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their fun revolves around solo games and drawing rather than parties, e.g. “I do my makeup so fun to sit on my ass and play outlast trials on a Friday night #BornALoserAlwaysALoser”, and they repeatedly talk about low engagement and feeling ignored, like “wait so I literally only have one person who sees my posts now.”. They seem Intuitive rather than Sensing, focusing on fantasies, characters, and imagined scenarios instead of concrete, real‑world detail, for example “My Engineer Girlfriend Designed a Torture Device For Me Because I Burned Her Evil Plans To Take Over The World: The Story Of The Modern Day Prometheus” and the highly conceptual Raiden/Outlast mashups like “I didn't post this before but here's an idea sketch of Raiden metal gear solid 2 in the outlast trials…”. Their posts show a strong Feeling orientation: they talk constantly about self‑worth, loneliness, and being a “loser,” e.g. “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future” and “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition”, and frame decisions in terms of how they feel about themselves and others rather than detached logic. They appear Perceiving, not Judging: they describe ‘rawdogging’ school with just a phone and Red Bull (“I rawdog classes with my phone and a redbull don't listen to anyone saying you need anything else”), oscillate between different money/creative schemes (“when u broke as fuck and you don't know whether to make shitty iceberg videos on YouTube or try to exploit ur looks”), and admit to only now trying to figure out art school after years of indecision (“trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school after 7 years of saying I don't want to go to art school cause it doesn't make money”). Overall, they come across as an introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative person who copes with financial and self‑esteem struggles through art, fandom, and dark humor, which fits INFP best.

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Raiden enjoyer, Outlast theorist, broke art student in training. Once squealed over a Raising Cane’s opening like it was a Metal Gear announcement.– @bigballsdino

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like their lifestyle of Redbull + Adderall + Raiden hyperfixation, inspired by “drank a day old redbull with my Adderall and I'm scrolling through pictures of Raiden and vibrating”, so it starts with strong vodka and an espresso shot for that raw, jittery grind. The sour cherry liqueur brings in the bitter-sweet loneliness and incel self-awareness from “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future” and “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition”. Cheap energy drink represents being broke yet still going full-send, echoing “when u broke as fuck and you don't know whether to make shitty iceberg videos on YouTube or try to exploit ur looks” and “trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school”. Salted caramel syrup adds a soft, comforting sweetness under all the self-deprecation and body weirdness, nodding to “I've been having fun doing quick doodles lately,, not spending too long on things and overthinking” and their affection for friends and oomfs throughout the timeline. Finally, the blue curaçao and silver glitter honor their Raiden obsession and transmasc t-boy swag aura from “rub a dub dub the ripper in a tub #Raiden #MetalGearSolid 👅”, “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT. RAIDEN METAL GEAR DRAWING…”, and “the tboy swag aura I bring to the function”, turning the whole drink into a chaotic, glittery, brain-fog battle mech in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
They are intensely ambitious and future‑oriented, even when they’re struggling; for example, they talk about trying to secure a path to art school despite money worries in “trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school after 7 years of saying I don't want to go to art school cause it doesn't make money🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️”. Their self‑described incel status and fixation on being "broke" and "a loser" in tweets like “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future” and “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition” show a strong self‑preservation and reputation consciousness typical of Slytherins, where status and perceived success matter a lot. They’re highly resourceful and opportunistic about their traits and appearance, weighing different strategies to make money or gain attention in “when u broke as fuck and you don't know whether to make shitty iceberg videos on YouTube or try to exploit ur looks” and joking about exploiting their niche knowledge in “I'm somewhat of an expert”. There’s also a sharp, often dark wit—e.g., “anything can be goonerslop if I jerk off to it” and “we all molesting lil pump ths year”—which fits Slytherin’s boundary‑pushing humor more than the earnestness of Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. While they have creative and loyal streaks (like their dedication to specific fandoms and friends), the dominant throughline is ambition mixed with cynicism and self‑protective edge, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: loud, self-deprecating, and darkly humorous. They constantly joke about being a broke loser with no future, like in “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future”, which matches the song’s anxious, alienated energy. The track’s mix of bravado and insecurity mirrors posts like “too narcissistic to do something normal too self conscious to post myself online ”. The morbid humor and fixation on being an outsider line up with “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition” and “I do my makeup so fun to sit on my ass and play outlast trials on a Friday night #BornALoserAlwaysALoser”. Even their exhaustion and brain-fogged struggle, like “that one oomf who's got constant brain fog and headaches and stomach cramps but won't buy food because I'm broke and only ate at my jobs which both are cutting hours”, fits the song’s feeling of being chewed up by life while still sneering back at it.

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