Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Frequently uses dark, self-deprecating jokes to describe their situation, like calling themselves a “broke virgin loser with no future” while showing it with a meme image in “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future”.
- Creative artist: Regularly posts drawings and doodles (Raiden, Outlast, etc.) and talks about art-school plans, e.g. “I've been having fun doing quick doodles lately,, not spending too long on things and overthinking” and “trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm and detailed knowledge about games like Outlast and Metal Gear, answering long question threads about trials, characters, and maps in posts such as “downtown and the orphanage are both great and the casino at the docks has always been a favourite...”.
- Intellectually engaged: Mentions political science and gives nuanced opinions on media and fandom, e.g. “hell yeah #ReadyForPoliSci” and thoughtful replies about performative behavior in “I'd argue that's the most performative.”.
- Loyal friend: Openly appreciates and collaborates with friends (especially @vexVHS), like designing concepts together and joking about proposing, as in “I need to raise money for this so I can propose to @vexVHS” and “me an @vexVHS on the outlast server for like 45 mins”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-image: Repeatedly labels themself as a loser, incel, or having no future, like “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition” and “I'm a broke virgin loser with no future”.
- Health neglect: Admits to ongoing headaches, stomach issues, and not eating properly due to money, as shown in “that one oomf who's got constant brain fog and headaches and stomach cramps but won't buy food because I'm broke” and “is this real because ive been having horrific headaches all week”.
- Attention fixation: Frequently obsesses over engagement and visibility, e.g. “nobody sees my tweets anymore just my retweets”, “wait so I literally only have one person who sees my posts now.”, and “nobody can see anything I post this gives me ideas”.
- Risky coping: Mentions mixing stimulants and poor sleep/food as a strategy, like “drank a day old redbull with my Adderall and I'm scrolling through pictures of Raiden and vibrating” and “I rawdog classes with my phone and a redbull”.
- Negative body image: Talks about being unattractive and unhappy with their appearance, such as “being unattractive until like last year has made me what I am” and criticizing how they looked with short hair in “I looked chopped as fuck with short hair I looked like a tomato”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, politically and socially opinionated, but also chronically underappreciated and lonely. Like Lisa overthinking everything, they show a mix of drive and anxiety about their future in art, saying they’re “trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school after 7 years of saying I don't want to go to art school cause it doesn't make money🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️”. There’s a similar mix of competence and impostor syndrome in lines like “too narcissistic to do something normal too self conscious to post myself online ” and “when u broke as fuck and you don't know whether to make shitty iceberg videos on YouTube or try to exploit ur looks”. Their sensitivity and loneliness echo Lisa’s emotional arcs, especially when they say “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future” and “wait so I literally only have one person who sees my posts now.”. At the same time, their passionate fixation on niche interests like Metal Gear and Outlast, plus detailed game analysis threads, mirrors Lisa’s obsessive dedication to her intellectual and creative passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their fun revolves around solo games and drawing rather than parties, e.g. “I do my makeup so fun to sit on my ass and play outlast trials on a Friday night #BornALoserAlwaysALoser”, and they repeatedly talk about low engagement and feeling ignored, like “wait so I literally only have one person who sees my posts now.”. They seem Intuitive rather than Sensing, focusing on fantasies, characters, and imagined scenarios instead of concrete, real‑world detail, for example “My Engineer Girlfriend Designed a Torture Device For Me Because I Burned Her Evil Plans To Take Over The World: The Story Of The Modern Day Prometheus” and the highly conceptual Raiden/Outlast mashups like “I didn't post this before but here's an idea sketch of Raiden metal gear solid 2 in the outlast trials…”. Their posts show a strong Feeling orientation: they talk constantly about self‑worth, loneliness, and being a “loser,” e.g. “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future” and “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition”, and frame decisions in terms of how they feel about themselves and others rather than detached logic. They appear Perceiving, not Judging: they describe ‘rawdogging’ school with just a phone and Red Bull (“I rawdog classes with my phone and a redbull don't listen to anyone saying you need anything else”), oscillate between different money/creative schemes (“when u broke as fuck and you don't know whether to make shitty iceberg videos on YouTube or try to exploit ur looks”), and admit to only now trying to figure out art school after years of indecision (“trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school after 7 years of saying I don't want to go to art school cause it doesn't make money”). Overall, they come across as an introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative person who copes with financial and self‑esteem struggles through art, fandom, and dark humor, which fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’re a broke virgin loser with no future, but I’ve seen your Raiden doodles and Outlast brainrot essays — clearly you’re just a misunderstood art school prodigy I’d like to third‑wheel with while you and @vexVHS plan Gooseberry’s wedding.
- You: rawdogging classes with just your phone and a Red Bull. Me: trying to rawdog life with just the hope that one day you’ll let me be the Jas the Joestar to your Trials lobby and squeal with you when Raising Cane’s finally opens.
- You’re out here vibrating off Adderall and day‑old Red Bull, scrolling Raiden pics, saying you ‘don’t deserve to live’ while drawing banger fanart — I’d genuinely fund your art school over any Metal Gear remake, starting with dinner that’s not just whatever your jobs feed you.
- You’ve got #ChrisWalkerSex, #gluskinbackshots, Raiden getting alien‑abducted, and Pregnant Woman Wrestling Battle on the same timeline — statistically speaking, the next unhinged crossover is you and me on a date arguing whether Coyle or Liliya is the superior Trial.
- Since you’re the Raiden Twitter president and a certified #Procreater, can I apply to be your vice president of Shadowbanned Affairs — specialty: boosting every ‘nobody sees my tweets anymore’ post, starting with one that announces you let a silly little Outlast enjoyer take you out for your birthday?
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Your new Twitter bio
Raiden enjoyer, Outlast theorist, broke art student in training. Once squealed over a Raising Cane’s opening like it was a Metal Gear announcement.– @bigballsdino
Your signature cocktail
The Brainfog Raidenbomb
This cocktail hits like their lifestyle of Redbull + Adderall + Raiden hyperfixation, inspired by “drank a day old redbull with my Adderall and I'm scrolling through pictures of Raiden and vibrating”, so it starts with strong vodka and an espresso shot for that raw, jittery grind. The sour cherry liqueur brings in the bitter-sweet loneliness and incel self-awareness from “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future” and “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition”. Cheap energy drink represents being broke yet still going full-send, echoing “when u broke as fuck and you don't know whether to make shitty iceberg videos on YouTube or try to exploit ur looks” and “trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school”. Salted caramel syrup adds a soft, comforting sweetness under all the self-deprecation and body weirdness, nodding to “I've been having fun doing quick doodles lately,, not spending too long on things and overthinking” and their affection for friends and oomfs throughout the timeline. Finally, the blue curaçao and silver glitter honor their Raiden obsession and transmasc t-boy swag aura from “rub a dub dub the ripper in a tub #Raiden #MetalGearSolid 👅”, “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT. RAIDEN METAL GEAR DRAWING…”, and “the tboy swag aura I bring to the function”, turning the whole drink into a chaotic, glittery, brain-fog battle mech in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They are intensely ambitious and future‑oriented, even when they’re struggling; for example, they talk about trying to secure a path to art school despite money worries in “trying to figure out a way to make enough money so I can go to art school after 7 years of saying I don't want to go to art school cause it doesn't make money🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️”. Their self‑described incel status and fixation on being "broke" and "a loser" in tweets like “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future” and “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition” show a strong self‑preservation and reputation consciousness typical of Slytherins, where status and perceived success matter a lot. They’re highly resourceful and opportunistic about their traits and appearance, weighing different strategies to make money or gain attention in “when u broke as fuck and you don't know whether to make shitty iceberg videos on YouTube or try to exploit ur looks” and joking about exploiting their niche knowledge in “I'm somewhat of an expert”. There’s also a sharp, often dark wit—e.g., “anything can be goonerslop if I jerk off to it” and “we all molesting lil pump ths year”—which fits Slytherin’s boundary‑pushing humor more than the earnestness of Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. While they have creative and loyal streaks (like their dedication to specific fandoms and friends), the dominant throughline is ambition mixed with cynicism and self‑protective edge, making Slytherin the best fit.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: loud, self-deprecating, and darkly humorous. They constantly joke about being a broke loser with no future, like in “my birthday is soonish and I have no plans because I'm a broke virgin loser with no future”, which matches the song’s anxious, alienated energy. The track’s mix of bravado and insecurity mirrors posts like “too narcissistic to do something normal too self conscious to post myself online ”. The morbid humor and fixation on being an outsider line up with “coming to terms with the fact I am an incel by definition” and “I do my makeup so fun to sit on my ass and play outlast trials on a Friday night #BornALoserAlwaysALoser”. Even their exhaustion and brain-fogged struggle, like “that one oomf who's got constant brain fog and headaches and stomach cramps but won't buy food because I'm broke and only ate at my jobs which both are cutting hours”, fits the song’s feeling of being chewed up by life while still sneering back at it.
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