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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, idealistic, nerdy about their interests, and often frustrated with the world around them. Like Lisa, they’re highly passionate and obsessive about their fandoms, constantly analyzing and rewatching things such as Janjingjing content (“não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing”, “vou assistir de novo”). They show self-improvement and discipline streaks that echo Lisa’s overachiever side, talking about exercise and diet in a very methodical way (“completando mais de 20 dias sem açúcar no corpo, 2 dias sem cigarros… alimentação regulada e com plano alimentar”) while still being dramatic and self-deprecating about it (“corri 5km, fiz 20 min de abdômen e agr quero morrer”). Their political‑ish frustration with systems around them (work, money, football team, life fairness) also fits Lisa’s critical streak (“descontam metade de um salario mínimo do meu salário meu Deus que mundo é esse”, “decepcionante esse palmeiras… papo de dar depressão nos olhos”). At the same time, they’re affectionate and loyal to family and friends, like narrating the game for their mom (“minha mae ta na igreja ai eu tenho que ficar narrando o jogo pra ela”) and cherishing their future wife and cats in their bio, which reflects Lisa’s deep emotional bonds under her sarcasm and complaints.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their timeline is highly social, interactive, and outward‑focused, suggesting Extraversion (E): they frequently share about friends and family, like narrating the game for their mom “minha mae ta na igreja ai eu tenho que ficar narrando o jogo pra ela”, and openly seek connection, as in “queria desabafar com alguem que nao me conhece”. They show a strong Intuitive (N) preference through obsession with ships, stories, and possibilities—K‑pop, BL/GL couples, and future fantasies—e.g. “Nasci para amar 4 coisas 1. Twice 2. meus gatos 3. Palmeiras 4. Minha futura esposa” and imaginative couple analysis like “ta no meus top 5 casais saficos da Coreia”. Their decisions and reactions are steeped in emotion and personal values, pointing to Feeling (F): they gush about idols as “minha esposaaaa” and “maes” “MINHA esposaaaa”, and they’re clearly hurt by unfair blame at work “como eu posso ser culpada por algo que literalmente nao fui”. Finally, their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible rather than rigidly planned, consistent with Perceiving (P): they oversleep and rush “incrível que me atrasei legal pq parei pra dançar Genie na frente do espelho”, joke about extreme diet ideas “vou testar aquela receita de perder 20kg em 1hr”, and often react in the moment to games, matches, and comebacks. Taken together—expressive social energy, fantasy‑driven fandom, value‑centered emotional reactions, and a go‑with‑the‑flow daily rhythm—ENFP is the best overall fit.

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Runner with a Nintendo, tattoos on the way and chronic JanJingJing brainrot. Once narrated a Palmeiras match to my mom live from church.– @BigBigTwist

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong but playful, like running 2 km with a mini hangover and then laughing about it in all caps, inspired by “correr com a mini ressaca foi meu pecado corri 2km e coloquei ate as tripas para fora vomitando KAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKA”. The cachaça and green grape nod to their Palmeiras passion and dramatic match commentary, from “time lixoso” to “lateral horrível, zaga piorou, time nao tem sinergia... papo de dar depressão nos olhos.”. Sparkling yuzu soda adds bright, fizzy energy for their k-pop stan life and JanJingJing brainrot, as seen in “não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing” and “LalWine significa: viver de pijama”. Honey-ginger syrup brings warmth and resilience, echoing their fitness grind and health goals from “completando mais de 20 dias sem açúcar no corpo, 2 dias sem cigarros... alimentação regulada e com plano alimentar”. A dash of herbal bitters represents the frustrations of adulthood and work, like “descontam metade de um salario mínimo do meu salário meu Deus que mundo é esse”, while the glittery crushed ice celebrates their chaotic, affectionate gaymer side in “ela é gaymer como a gente” and their endless love list: Twice, their cats, Palmeiras, and their future wife from their bio.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong loyalty to the people and things they love, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. In their bio they say they were born to love just four things – Twice, their cats, Palmeiras, and their future wife – showing a stable, devoted nature rather than chasing status. They repeatedly dote on their faves and friends, like celebrating Jihyo’s birthday with “feliz aniversário para minha mãe, minha vida e amor da vida do Matheus” and constantly gushing over Janjingjing, e.g. “não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing”. Their patience and kindness show in how they try to help others even when it backfires, like lending their motorbike and then getting repeatedly inconvenienced but still clearly caring: “tento ajudar e so me lasco pqp”. They also demonstrate steady hard work and perseverance in self-improvement, such as tracking exercise and diet with “completando mais de 20 dias sem açúcar no corpo, 2 dias sem cigarros… alimentação regulada e com plano alimentar” and pushing through runs even when it’s rough (“corri 5km, fiz 20 min de abdômen e agr quero morrer”). While they have some impulsive, fiery moments (especially with football), the dominant traits are loyalty, helpfulness, and hard-working persistence, which align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits them is Feel Special by TWICE. They openly say they were “born to love” TWICE in their bio and constantly tweet about the group and its members, like “não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing #Janjingjing #JANHAE #JINGJINGYU” and “feliz aniversário para minha mãe, minha vida e amor da vida do Matheus vídeo do melhor dia da minha vida #HappyJihyoDay #JIHYO”. The song’s theme of being lifted up by the people you love matches how they rely on their mom, friends and fandoms through ups and downs, like when they vent in “queria desabafar com alguem que nao me conhece” but also celebrate little victories such as “alimentação e passagem caiu O MUNDO TEM COR AGORA”. Their timeline is full of emotional highs and lows—frustration with work and money in “descontam metade de um salario mínimo do meu salário meu Deus que mundo é esse” and passionate sports angst in “lateral horrível, zaga piorou, time nao tem sinergia… papo de dar depressão nos olhos.”—exactly the kind of life where being “made to feel special” resonates. Surrounded by cats, k-pop, Palmeiras, games and queer ships, they embody the song’s message of finding light and comfort in the people and things they love most.

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