Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate fan: Expresses deep love for idols and family, e.g. heartfelt birthday post for Jihyo as “my life” and love of Twice and Janjingjing “feliz aniversário para minha mãe, minha vida e amor da vida do Matheus vídeo do melhor dia da minha vida #HappyJihyoDay #JIHYO”, plus constant Janjingjing praise “não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing”.
- Dedicated worker: Talks about going to work despite stress and delays, e.g. rushing early to work “eu acordei 06:38 achando que era 07:38 me arrumei correndo” and frustration with commuting cousin because they still need to get to work “tento ajudar e so me lasco pqp”.
- Fitness-focused: Invested in health and exercise, tracking weight and habits like running and cutting sugar/cigarettes “completando mais de 20 dias sem açúcar no corpo, 2 dias sem cigarros peso atual 56kg peso que quero chegar 50kg alimentação regulada” and detailed run reports “corri 5km, fiz 20 min de abdômen e agr quero morrer”.
- Playful humor: Frequently uses self-deprecating jokes and capslock laughter, e.g. joking about running with a hangover “corri 2km e coloquei ate as tripas para fora vomitando KAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKA” and dancing Genie instead of being on time “pqp… parei pra dançar Genie”.
- Loyal friend: Mentions and includes friends often, like Matheus and Pam, sharing music and plans, e.g. “o Matheus me lembrou de como é bom escutar Borns”, “ansiosa para fumar com o Matheus” and teasing Pam to post dance videos “Pam perde 1 ano de vida se não postar 1 vídeo dançando toda semana”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Tweets swing from joy to anger quickly, e.g. calling Palmeiras “time lixoso” and wanting the coach to “exploda” when upset with matches “decepcionante esse palmeiras… papo de dar depressão nos olhos”, “assistir o verdao deus joga benção nesse time e que esse técnico exploda”.
- Self-blaming: Tends to take on guilt and feel unfairly responsible, e.g. “como eu posso ser culpada por algo que literalmente nao fui que eu fiz, nao posso fazer nada, tentei ajudar todas as vezes e ainda sou a culpada”, showing difficulty setting emotional boundaries.
- Financial stress: Expresses strong frustration and worry about money, e.g. “descontam metade de um salario mínimo do meu salário meu Deus que mundo é esse” and dependence on benefits “alimentação e passagem caiu O MUNDO TEM COR AGORA”.
- Overextension: Helps others at personal cost then feels burned, e.g. lending the motorcycle and repeatedly taking Uber when cousin oversleeps “tento ajudar e so me lasco pqp”, showing difficulty saying no.
- Escapist focus: Often prioritizes fandom and distractions over responsibilities, e.g. can’t focus on work because of Janjingjing “não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing” and getting seriously delayed for work because of dancing to Genie in the mirror “me atrasei legal pq parei pra dançar Genie”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, idealistic, nerdy about their interests, and often frustrated with the world around them. Like Lisa, they’re highly passionate and obsessive about their fandoms, constantly analyzing and rewatching things such as Janjingjing content (“não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing”, “vou assistir de novo”). They show self-improvement and discipline streaks that echo Lisa’s overachiever side, talking about exercise and diet in a very methodical way (“completando mais de 20 dias sem açúcar no corpo, 2 dias sem cigarros… alimentação regulada e com plano alimentar”) while still being dramatic and self-deprecating about it (“corri 5km, fiz 20 min de abdômen e agr quero morrer”). Their political‑ish frustration with systems around them (work, money, football team, life fairness) also fits Lisa’s critical streak (“descontam metade de um salario mínimo do meu salário meu Deus que mundo é esse”, “decepcionante esse palmeiras… papo de dar depressão nos olhos”). At the same time, they’re affectionate and loyal to family and friends, like narrating the game for their mom (“minha mae ta na igreja ai eu tenho que ficar narrando o jogo pra ela”) and cherishing their future wife and cats in their bio, which reflects Lisa’s deep emotional bonds under her sarcasm and complaints.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Their timeline is highly social, interactive, and outward‑focused, suggesting Extraversion (E): they frequently share about friends and family, like narrating the game for their mom “minha mae ta na igreja ai eu tenho que ficar narrando o jogo pra ela”, and openly seek connection, as in “queria desabafar com alguem que nao me conhece”. They show a strong Intuitive (N) preference through obsession with ships, stories, and possibilities—K‑pop, BL/GL couples, and future fantasies—e.g. “Nasci para amar 4 coisas 1. Twice 2. meus gatos 3. Palmeiras 4. Minha futura esposa” and imaginative couple analysis like “ta no meus top 5 casais saficos da Coreia”. Their decisions and reactions are steeped in emotion and personal values, pointing to Feeling (F): they gush about idols as “minha esposaaaa” and “maes” “MINHA esposaaaa”, and they’re clearly hurt by unfair blame at work “como eu posso ser culpada por algo que literalmente nao fui”. Finally, their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible rather than rigidly planned, consistent with Perceiving (P): they oversleep and rush “incrível que me atrasei legal pq parei pra dançar Genie na frente do espelho”, joke about extreme diet ideas “vou testar aquela receita de perder 20kg em 1hr”, and often react in the moment to games, matches, and comebacks. Taken together—expressive social energy, fantasy‑driven fandom, value‑centered emotional reactions, and a go‑with‑the‑flow daily rhythm—ENFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were born to love four things: Twice, your cats, Palmeiras and your future wife. I’m just here wondering… do I apply under ‘future wife’ or should I disguise myself as a cat who listens to Twice while watching Verdão?
- You ran 2km with a mini hangover and ‘put your guts out’—so if I ask you out for a run + k‑drama + k‑pop session, is that considered attempted murder or just my way of proving I can keep up with your chaos?
- You complain about Palmeiras’ defense like they personally ruined your life, but honestly, the real tragedy is that your all‑black ‘I’m a gata pqp’ outfit didn’t have me there on the sidelines, fully devoted fan, front row.
- You’ve gone 20+ days without sugar and are regulating your diet, but you still spend the whole day thinking about Janjingjing and EWB… I can’t promise to help your focus, but I can be another sweet distraction with zero calories.
- You narrate games for your mom at church, spam Matheus with Janjingjing in pajamas, and celebrate Happy Jihyo Day like a national holiday—someone who loves that hard deserves a partner who’ll hype your fandoms AND hold you after every bad Palmeiras match. I volunteer as tribute.
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Runner with a Nintendo, tattoos on the way and chronic JanJingJing brainrot. Once narrated a Palmeiras match to my mom live from church.– @BigBigTwist
Your signature cocktail
Mini Hangover JanJingJing Spritz
This cocktail is strong but playful, like running 2 km with a mini hangover and then laughing about it in all caps, inspired by “correr com a mini ressaca foi meu pecado corri 2km e coloquei ate as tripas para fora vomitando KAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKA”. The cachaça and green grape nod to their Palmeiras passion and dramatic match commentary, from “time lixoso” to “lateral horrível, zaga piorou, time nao tem sinergia... papo de dar depressão nos olhos.”. Sparkling yuzu soda adds bright, fizzy energy for their k-pop stan life and JanJingJing brainrot, as seen in “não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing” and “LalWine significa: viver de pijama”. Honey-ginger syrup brings warmth and resilience, echoing their fitness grind and health goals from “completando mais de 20 dias sem açúcar no corpo, 2 dias sem cigarros... alimentação regulada e com plano alimentar”. A dash of herbal bitters represents the frustrations of adulthood and work, like “descontam metade de um salario mínimo do meu salário meu Deus que mundo é esse”, while the glittery crushed ice celebrates their chaotic, affectionate gaymer side in “ela é gaymer como a gente” and their endless love list: Twice, their cats, Palmeiras, and their future wife from their bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong loyalty to the people and things they love, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. In their bio they say they were born to love just four things – Twice, their cats, Palmeiras, and their future wife – showing a stable, devoted nature rather than chasing status. They repeatedly dote on their faves and friends, like celebrating Jihyo’s birthday with “feliz aniversário para minha mãe, minha vida e amor da vida do Matheus” and constantly gushing over Janjingjing, e.g. “não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing”. Their patience and kindness show in how they try to help others even when it backfires, like lending their motorbike and then getting repeatedly inconvenienced but still clearly caring: “tento ajudar e so me lasco pqp”. They also demonstrate steady hard work and perseverance in self-improvement, such as tracking exercise and diet with “completando mais de 20 dias sem açúcar no corpo, 2 dias sem cigarros… alimentação regulada e com plano alimentar” and pushing through runs even when it’s rough (“corri 5km, fiz 20 min de abdômen e agr quero morrer”). While they have some impulsive, fiery moments (especially with football), the dominant traits are loyalty, helpfulness, and hard-working persistence, which align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Feel Special - TWICE
A song that best suits them is Feel Special by TWICE. They openly say they were “born to love” TWICE in their bio and constantly tweet about the group and its members, like “não consigo focar no trabalho só penso em Janjingjing #Janjingjing #JANHAE #JINGJINGYU” and “feliz aniversário para minha mãe, minha vida e amor da vida do Matheus vídeo do melhor dia da minha vida #HappyJihyoDay #JIHYO”. The song’s theme of being lifted up by the people you love matches how they rely on their mom, friends and fandoms through ups and downs, like when they vent in “queria desabafar com alguem que nao me conhece” but also celebrate little victories such as “alimentação e passagem caiu O MUNDO TEM COR AGORA”. Their timeline is full of emotional highs and lows—frustration with work and money in “descontam metade de um salario mínimo do meu salário meu Deus que mundo é esse” and passionate sports angst in “lateral horrível, zaga piorou, time nao tem sinergia… papo de dar depressão nos olhos.”—exactly the kind of life where being “made to feel special” resonates. Surrounded by cats, k-pop, Palmeiras, games and queer ships, they embody the song’s message of finding light and comfort in the people and things they love most.
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