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Your Simpsons character
They line up closest with Lisa Simpson: smart, outspoken, political, and emotionally candid. Like Lisa, they’re very openly principled and activist, e.g. tying interaction to donations with tweets like “replying to dms if u donate to free palestine” and “all the men that follow me if u donate to your local homeless shelter ill dm you just reply with proof”, which echoes Lisa’s social-justice streak. They’re unafraid to call things out bluntly, as in “black metal SUCKS!!!!!” and “fuck ice”, much like Lisa’s direct critiques of authority and culture. At the same time, they show vulnerability and a sense of being deeply affected by how others treat them, such as “he got suspended but i genuinely cant look at myself anymore without crying, ban grok” and “someone made a grok video of me i think im going to cry”, which parallels Lisa’s sensitivity. Their love for music and niche bands, shown in posts like “LOOK GUYS ITS PATRICK FUCKING WALKER” and “guys look at my topster.... i dont keep track of things i listen to i just like to listen to a lot of music ok”, also fits Lisa’s artsy, obsessive fandom side. Overall, they combine moral seriousness, emotional intensity, and quirky interests in a way that feels very Lisa-coded rather than Bart-chaotic or Homer-careless.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they constantly interact with others, run giveaways, and encourage engagement, e.g., asking followers to help pick outfits in “what do i wesr today” and promoting their private photo account in “im gonna start posting pictures of myself on another account @drnkinparis…”. Their feed shows strong iNtuitive tendencies, jumping between music fandoms, politics, and social commentary like “i should become more political” and dark, rhetorical questions such as “to men that say rape is a privilege, why don't they let it happen to them?”, which focus on underlying ideas rather than concrete detail. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, centering emotions and ethics when discussing boundaries and harm, for example “dont call me mommy im actually very uncomfortable with that aside from the fact im a MINOR AND IN A RELATIONSHIP” and their distress over AI-generated NSFW content in “someone made a grok video of me i think im going to cry”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they often improvise (“guys im dying my hair today”), admit to trends affecting them in “guys i fear some trends do work on me…”, and show a spontaneous, flexible approach to life rather than structured planning. Putting this together, their mix of high energy, values-driven activism, playful spontaneity, and idea-focused posting fits ENFP best.

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17 • they/them • metal + dark chocolate enjoyer • once argued so hard a dude deactivated • politics, outfits & oversharing in 280 chars or less– @bigdaddymustdie

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built on dark chocolate espresso liqueur, a nod to their unapologetic love for the underrated and bitter-sweet, just like their tweet about how “dark chocolate is so criminally underrated”. A hit of blood-orange vodka channels the dramatic metal/doomer energy of meeting the man behind Warning and screaming “LOOK GUYS ITS PATRICK FUCKING WALKER” while still keeping things sharp and intense. The mango juice splash sweetens the mood and directly references their soft spot: “fav drink: mango juice”, showing there’s something bright and fruity under all the doom. Sea-salt caramel syrup represents their mix of softness and bite, the way they’ll clown genres like “black metal SUCKS!!!!!” yet are incredibly tender and serious when calling out harm and boundaries around being a minor, like in “dont call me mommy im actually very uncomfortable with that aside from the fact im a MINOR AND IN A RELATIONSHIP”. Finally, activated charcoal & edible silver glitter give it a gloomy, cosmic aesthetic that fits their metal, goth-leaning fashion vibe—see the ecstatic flex about bands reposting them like “PATRIATCHS IN BLACK PUT ME ON THEIR STORY GUYS” and “OH MY GOD CORPSE PILE REPOSTED A PICTURE OF ME ON THEIR STORY OH MY GOD”—and their chaotic, theatrical self-image singing “all i ever wanted was the world cant help that i need it all primadonna life the rise and fall”. This drink is strong, a little bitter, unexpectedly sweet, and extra as hell—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They repeatedly show a willingness to confront uncomfortable, even dangerous topics head‑on, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they openly call out misogynistic rhetoric about sexual violence in “to men that say rape is a privilege, why don't they let it happen to them?”, and they publicly demand action after an AI‑generated NSFW video of them was made, asking others to report it in tweets like “HE DID IT AGAIN I PUT THE VIDEO IN HIDDEN PLEASE REPORT IT” and “in the hidden replies of this theres a video grok generated of me (IT IS NSFW PLEASE REPORT IT I AM A MINOR)”. This shows courage in the face of personal violation and a strong instinct to fight back rather than retreat. They also lean into bold, confrontational humor and online arguments, e.g. “argued so hard i made a man deactivate #daymade” and political posts like “id apologise for all the politics im reposting but im not gonna”, reflecting impulsiveness and a readiness to stand up for their beliefs. While there are hints of loyalty and care (such as encouraging donations in “all the men that follow me if u donate to your local homeless shelter ill dm you just reply with proof”), the defining pattern is outspoken bravery and willingness to challenge others publicly, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The best fit is “Primadonna” by MARINA, because they literally quote it and seem to identify with its bratty, self-aware glamour persona: “all i ever wanted was the world cant help that i need it all primadonna life the rise and fall”. The song’s theme of wanting attention and affection on one’s own terms matches their playful, dramatic posting style and confidence, like “i know i can be kinda difficult but its always someone elses fault got you wrapped around my finger babe you can count on be to misbehave”. At the same time, the track has an undercurrent of vulnerability beneath the theatrics, which resonates with how they talk openly about being a minor, boundaries, and trauma, such as “dont call me mommy im actually very uncomfortable with that aside from the fact im a MINOR AND IN A RELATIONSHIP” and “i got mh own room when i was 12 but my brother touched me so i had to”. Their mix of dark humor, bold style posts, and wanting to be seen—OOTDs, new shirts, bands posting them—lines up perfectly with the larger-than-life yet emotionally complex character in Primadonna. Overall, the song encapsulates both their aesthetic flair and their candid emotional edge.

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