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Mr. Burns, the wealthy and ruthless owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, shares a similar ambition and drive for power with $tockmob. Both are obsessed with maximizing their profits and are willing to use any means necessary to achieve their goals. Mr. Burns's ruthless business practices and his disregard for the well-being of others mirror $tockmob's aggressive investment strategies and his criticism of those who don't follow his advice. Just as Mr. Burns manipulates others to achieve his ends, $tockmob uses humor and sarcasm to influence and control his followers.

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Stock enthusiast, investor, and lover of all things German. I'm here to share my insights on the market, discuss current events, and have a good laugh along the way. Follow me for a dose of humor, financial advice, and a glimpse into my crazy world.– @bigdrip247

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While $tockmob's humor and self-promotion might seem like Gryffindor traits, his ambition, cunning, and desire for power align more closely with Slytherin. He's constantly seeking to maximize his profits, often using aggressive strategies like 'buying the dip' and 'shorting' the market. His tweets reveal a desire to be on top, as seen in his boasts about his portfolio's performance and his criticism of those who don't follow his strategies. He's also not afraid to manipulate situations to his advantage, as shown in his humorous claims of being elected to various positions and his references to his 'celebrity crush' on Guido Westerwelle. These traits are all hallmarks of Slytherin, the house known for its ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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This song, with its catchy lyrics about the allure of wealth and the constant pursuit of more money, perfectly captures $tockmob's obsession with finance and his desire for financial success. The song's upbeat tempo and its message of material ambition resonate with his frequent boasts about his portfolio's performance and his aggressive investment strategies. While $tockmob may not be as overtly glamorous as ABBA, his pursuit of wealth and his humorous approach to finance align with the song's themes of money and power.

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