Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Worldly: Bio lists visits to the Pyramids, Gobi Desert, Great Wall, Singapore, Tokyo and Jerusalem
- Humorous: Jokes like “we got chickenpox for Christmas fuck you very much, Santa” show a sharp comedic style
- Family‑Focused: Mentions kids’ straight‑A reports and posts “oh my sweet sweet baby boy”
- Politically‑Engaged: Comments on NZ politics, ACT party, police defunding and shares news links
- Creative: Shares pictures, video links (e.g., Fokker Friendships YouTube) and original meme‑style posts
Weaknesses:
- Incoherent: Tweets often have garbled syntax, e.g., “should always be a habit to have an active passport…”
- Provocative: Extremist statements appear, such as “crimes are now legal, merry christmas”
- Sarcastic: Heavy sarcasm about democracy and police (“democracy dismantled as a festive treat”) can alienate readers
- Scattershot: Rapid shifts from movies to politics to personal jokes create a lack of focus
- Context‑Lacking: Many posts rely on “[picture]” or “[quoted tweet]” without explanation, making content unclear
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user's constant anti‑authority, sarcastic tone and love for absurd, “never‑happened” jokes mirrors Bart’s rebellious personality, as seen in the tweet "of all the things that never happened this never happened the most". Their penchant for provocation – like "we got chickenpox for Christmas fuck you very much, Santa" – is exactly the kind of mischievous, boundary‑pushing humor Bart is known for. Even though they mention being a dad, the user's frequent meme‑style rants about politics, police defunding, and "citizen arresting luxo for stealing my heart" reflect Bart’s love of stirring trouble and mocking institutions. The random, self‑referential absurdity such as "I am a beautiful merman" and the “never happened” catch‑phrases are classic Bart‑style meta‑jokes that revel in being outrageous. Overall, the blend of chaotic sarcasm, anti‑establishment commentary, and a love for chaotic humor aligns best with Bart Simpson’s character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user posts constantly and engages publicly, showing extraversion in tweets like "congrats @JohnJCampbell on the new RNZ gig, very exciting!" and "police defunding themselves again, bravo comrades." Their humor often links unrelated ideas and uses abstract speculation, such as "should replace all councils with feudalism" and "the Mummy and now THIS?!! Holy Shit!!," indicating a preference for intuition. The tone is sharply sarcastic and analytical, critiquing politics and society with lines like "democracy dismantled as a festive treat" and "police are defunding themselves," reflecting a thinking orientation. Finally, the rapid, spontaneous shifts between topics—from travel anecdotes to meme jokes like "we got chickenpox for Christmas fuck you very much, Santa"—demonstrate a perceiving, flexible style.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Stargate? Because every time I see you I’m ready to jump through a wormhole straight from Auckland to the Gobi—and back—just to spend a night under the stars with you.
- I may be a dad, but I’m also a beautiful merman at heart—let’s dive into the Pacific together and see if we can make the ocean jealous of our chemistry.
- If we walked the Great Wall together, I’d let you hold the map while I hold your hand, proving that the only thing longer than the wall is my affection for you.
- Your love for movies is my cue—let’s make our own blockbuster: a Back‑to‑the‑Future romance where we travel from Melbourne to Jerusalem, and the only thing that needs a sequel is our first kiss.
- I hear the police are defunding themselves again—good thing I’ve got a ‘citizen arrest’ warrant for stealing your heart, and I’m ready to serve a life sentence of snacking on KFC with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Dad of two, ex‑Dubai expat, sci‑fi junkie, occasional merman selfie. I roast NZ politics, share memes, and still recall camping the Gobi. 🌍– @biggsintweets
Your signature cocktail
Stargate Kiwi Gobi
The Stargate Kiwi Gobi is a bold, layered drink that mirrors @biggsintweets' globetrotting dad life and his love for sci‑fi. Manuka honey and kiwi puree give it a sweet, home‑grown New Zealand heart, while pomegranate juice adds a punch of desert‑sun flavor from his Dubai and Gobi adventures. A splash of blue curaçao creates a portal‑like swirl, nodding to his tweet "had forgotten just how incredible Stargate SG1 is". Ginger liqueur adds a spicy kick, echoing his "we got chickenpox for Christmas fuck you very much, Santa" humor and his sharp, sarcastic edge. Finally, the drink’s bright, chaotic mix reflects his habit of mixing politics, memes, and travel anecdotes in one glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user displays strong ambition and a desire to shape political outcomes, as seen in the tweet 'national joining labour, the greens, te pati maori and nzfirst to campaign against the current government of New Zealand, the ACT party'. They often use cunning, provocative language to challenge authority, e.g., 'the police are defunding themselves' and 'citizen arresting luxo for stealing my heart 🥵'. Their confidence in their own capabilities is highlighted by statements like 'i could teach the french revolution in two weeks and solve the bullying epidemic in schools but they put the wokes in charge of the guillotine'. Additionally, they frame personal financial issues as a call to revolution, saying 'tax is love up until the sale of my seven hundred and sixty nine thousand dollar investment property, then it’s pure unadulterated hatred, anarchy, an attack on my personal financial freedom and an open call for revolution'. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and strategic provocation align best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user repeatedly attacks authority, especially the police, as shown in tweets like “police defunding themselves again, bravo comrades” and “the police are defunding themselves”. Their sarcastic, confrontational tone mirrors the song’s refrain “…and I won’t do what you tell me”. They also flaunt a rebellious, anti‑establishment vibe with lines such as “crimes are now legal, merry christmas” and “citizen arresting luxo for stealing my heart”. The chaotic, rapid‑fire style of their posts, full of political memes and “never‑happening” jokes, aligns with the aggressive energy of “Killing in the Name”. Overall, the song captures their frustration with power structures and their urge to call out hypocrisy.
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