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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @bigmissteak displays a rebellious, irreverent, and often chaotic attitude toward authority and social norms, frequently using humor to mask underlying frustration. Their blunt honesty and tendency to overshare bodily functions, such as when they tweet “i have to poop this is ridiculous like seriously this is just pissing me off at this point”, mirrors Bart's crude but relatable school-age antics. They exhibit a typical teenage disdain for academics, asking if “anyone wanna do my creative writing hw for me:)”, much like Bart's constant search for a shortcut. Despite the bravado, there is a sense of being misunderstood and lonely, captured in the sentiment that “the worst thing in the world is not having someone who understands what's going on in your mind to talk to”. This blend of prankster energy and teenage angst makes Bart Simpson the most fitting comparison.

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The user demonstrates a strong Introverted (I) preference by focusing on solitary activities and internal mental states, even tweeting “i just got downstairs and now i wanna go back to my room again”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their tendency toward existential reflection and abstract distress, notably when they feel “this thing on my mind is never gonna go away now that I'm hyper aware of it”. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply driven by raw emotion and a desire for empathy, lamenting that “the worst thing in the world is not having someone who understands what's going on in your mind to talk to”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows through a disorganized, spontaneous lifestyle, from admitting “i'm living in filth” to procrastinating on schoolwork by asking if “anyone wanna do my creative writing hw for me”.

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Creative writer and Olive Garden tea connoisseur. Frequently seen live-tweeting the chaotic highs of Desperate Housewives and the lows of creaky floorboards.– @bigmissteak

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This cocktail captures the chaotic, nihilistic energy of a user whose bio warns us to “smile, tomorrow will be worse.” It starts with a base of intense spirits because “marilyn manson is an intelligent jigga” and finishes with a float of wine for that “sip on tht drank” feeling. The flavor profile is inspired by their obsession with Olive Garden's “peach raspberry iced tea wow it was so good I’m drooling,” but it's served with a salty rim to represent the constant emotional turbulence of being “CEYING F NSI MHHCU” over episodes of Desperate Housewives. It is a drink for someone who feels like they are “living in filth” but still wants to maintain a “sort of neutral look today.”

Your Hogwarts House
@bigmissteak exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of self-preservation and a dark, resourceful sense of humor. Their bio, "smile, tomorrow will be worse," suggests a cynical realism often found in the dungeons, while tweets like “i have to pee so I want this to end” highlight a tendency to prioritize personal comfort and immediate needs over social politeness. They show a cunning disdain for effort they deem beneath them, asking “does anyone wanna do my creative writing hw for me:) (: :) (:” to bypass work. Finally, their unapologetic honesty about their internal state, such as “i hate u all”, reflects the house's characteristic bluntness and lack of desire to appease those outside their inner circle.

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The user's online persona perfectly mirrors the angst and dark humor of early 2010s Tumblr culture, specifically the 'Electra Heart' era, making Teen Idle the most fitting anthem. Their bio, "smile, tomorrow will be worse," aligns with the song's themes of existential dread and adolescent misery. The user expresses a deep sense of loneliness and emotional turmoil, tweeting “the worst thing in the world is not having someone who understands what's going on in your mind to talk to” and “I got home and now I'm crying”. Furthermore, they are an explicit fan of the artist, having tweeted “marina in a week I'm qone” in anticipation of seeing her. The song captures their struggle with growing up, as seen when they vent: “i hate ppl who have this idea that ur 20s is too young to do ANYTHING”.

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