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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user is most similar to Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more unstable version of her. Like Lisa, they are highly self-aware, introspective, and often overwhelmed by emotions and injustice, shown when they write about trauma and grooming cases and ask things like “Am I valid for going into a psychotic fucking break due to such severe stress from a whole ass police case against a man who groomed me online into his paraphilia…”. They show a strong moral compass and outrage at disturbing behavior online, such as reporting zoophiles and reacting with horror to “extreme b*stiality 🤢 gonna throw up oh god.” and criticizing people who fetishize BPD in “I hate peple that fetishize bpd or self diagnose bpd. I am diagnosed with it…”. At the same time, they struggle with intense depression and suicidality, echoing Lisa’s episodes of existential despair but taken to an extreme, for example “I think I might actually kill myself. Oh my god. I cant sleep…” and “About to plan my suicide. I’m gonna start off with writing some notes then creating gifts like clay figures and paintings…”. Their mix of intelligence, moral sensitivity, and deep emotional pain aligns most closely with Lisa, if she were placed in a much more toxic and traumatic online environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly reach outward for interaction and validation, e.g. asking for responses and attention (“PLS TESPOND IF YOU SEE THIS”, “AAAAAAAAA IMGONNA CUT MYSELFNnn IM GONNA CUT MYSELF!! #shtwt #plsgivemeattention”), and discussing Tinder dates and hookups (“I just had a Tinder date and it was so bad I am going to relapse holy shit I didn’t feel his dick at all”). Their focus on meanings, patterns, and psychological concepts signals Intuition (N): they talk about diagnoses, identity, and the culture around disorders (“I hate peple that fetishize bpd or self diagnose bpd. I am diagnosed with it…”; “I don’t know who I am anymore. It’s not a typical identity crisis…”) rather than concrete, sensory topics alone. They are strongly Feeling (F): their judgments are driven by emotional and moral reactions—anger at zoophiles and groomers, and concern about how people treat mental illness (“Girll you think any kind of praying to any kind of god or repenting to any kind of religion will atone for that? Fuck no.”; “I HATE BPD!!!! I hate how fetishized this fucking disorder is.”). Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their life feels chaotic, impulsive, and last‑minute, from spontaneous self-harm decisions and suicide planning swings (“IM HVAJING A SESH TODAY LIKE IN 10 MINS”; “About to plan my suicide. I’m gonna start off with writing some notes then creating gifts…”) to fluctuating decisions about death and recovery (“I have now officially decided that I am no longer going to commit suicide… that is only a last resort.”). Overall, the combination of highly expressive outward energy, abstract and identity-focused thinking, emotionally charged values, and disorganized, spur-of-the-moment behavior is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Twitter is rotting your brain and you’ll ‘ONLY cut on Twitter’ now—mind if I be the exception you don’t cut off so we can rot together in DMs instead?
- You planned your suicide with clay figures and paintings, writing notes and picking who gets which gift… If you’re still here, can I audition to be the person you make art *for* instead of art you leave behind?
- You keep asking for other neck slitters and showing off new blades, but honestly, the only thing I want you to slice is our mutual coping mechanisms—starting with a clean cut from ‘I wanna die’ to ‘I wanna call you.’
- You went from ‘I slit my neck on my own birthday, I wish I died 🥳’ to ‘I’ve officially decided suicide is only a last resort’—I don’t wanna love‑bomb you like the guys who fetishize your BPD, but I *do* wanna be part of the reason “last resort” keeps getting postponed.
- You’re out here reporting zoophiles to the FBI, dragging ddlg/CNC off your timeline, and still having the energy to goonk, purge, and plan shtwt seshes—have you considered adding ‘emotionally unavailable but criminally hot mutual’ to your hobbies list? I’d like to apply.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • SE Asian & indigenous • artist who copes by drawing, overthinking, and oversharing online. Once named a marine isopod Greg and it just stuck.– @bigpussyflapss
Your signature cocktail
The Slitshot Komahina Crisis
This cocktail hits hard and chaotic, like overproof dark rum for their relentless self-destructive energy and constant sesh talk: “AAGHH I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM” and “AHAHA MASSIVE SESH COMING SOON ( ˆoˆ )/”. Bitter Campari captures the raw resentment and exhaustion in posts like “I think I might actually kill myself. Oh my god. I cant sleep and I dont think I’ll be able to eat or do anything for a while.” and “Selfharm is genuinely normal to me now and that is very concerning”. Tamarind with a chili-salt rim represents being Southeast Asian and spicy as hell, reflecting tweets where they call people out and drag timelines: “I’m getting a brain tumor reading through this person’s tweets 😭” and “Holy shit America can not be a real country”. A splash of blue curaçao nods to the anime/fandom comfort and hyperfixation, like “Im getting kinda bored with my layout but like… I need to stay as ishimondo of shtwt…. What if I change into like idk Komahina of shtwt” and “Togaaaa!!”. The charcoal-black sugar shard on top is a literal edible metaphor for the glamorized pain and visible scars of shtwt: “I got a new blade you guys 😍😍😍 I’m so excited to use it on my stomach!!!” and “Lmaoo I slit my neck on my own birthday!! I wish I died 🥳”, turning something terrifying into something disturbingly pretty—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that best fits them is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it embodies intrusive self-destructive thoughts, body horror, and a sense of wanting to become worse. They openly center their identity around self‑harm, saying things like “From now on I will ONLY cut on Twitter. Stay tuned for my next session 😜” and “Selfharm is genuinely normal to me now and that is very concerning”, which mirrors the song’s obsession with pain and compulsion. Their suicidal ideation in posts like “After next week I’ll commit suicide. I’ve been burnt out and exhausted for a while now…” and “I’m so scared. I’m scared of killing myself because I don’t know what’ll happen afterwards…” reflects the track’s fixation on death and fear of what comes after. The grotesque, almost body‑horror element of their behavior, such as “I’m going to remove my left big toenail again even though it just grew out but im worried i’ll damage it too muvh. I kind of want to let my nails heal but I love picking them 🤤”, fits the unsettling imagery in the song. Finally, their admission that they “only come here to get worse” and posts like “Have you ever come to a point where you genuinely don’t care about recovery and… genuinely want to become worse” parallel the song’s resigned surrender to inner monsters rather than seeking healing.
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