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This user’s mix of chaotic humor, impulsive emotions, and over-the-top sports passion lines up strongly with Homer Simpson. Like Homer screaming at the TV, they explode during games and esports, yelling things like “PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “JAPA CAMPEAO NACIONAL VAI TOMARNO CU TODO MUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO É DA BAHIA PORRAAAAAAA”. They swing wildly between despair and euphoria, going from “vou me cortar inteiro parabéns esporte clube bahia” to triumphant posts like “ISSO AQUI É RED CANIDS PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, which feels very Homer-ish in its emotional whiplash. There’s also a self-deprecating but oddly confident tone, as in “eu sou burro, não otário” and “eu servia mto cunt pqp”, mirroring Homer’s mix of stupidity, pride, and vulnerability. Finally, the dramatic, almost theatrical way they talk about rivalry and loyalty to their teams, such as “meu rival está morto” and “eu amo o vasco”, fits Homer’s big-hearted, loud, and often ridiculous personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly expressive, filled with live reactions to sports and esports, and frequent direct calls to others like “alo virginia” and public affection such as “a soyang é sem sacanagem uma das melhores pessoas q eu já conheci.”, all of which suggest someone who gains energy from interaction and visibility. Their humor and interests show Intuition over Sensing: they reference anime and metaphorical or exaggerated language like “PROJETO BLUE LOCK É REAL” and playful self-mythologizing in the bio ("literalmente o gojo"), focusing less on concrete details and more on ideas, narratives, and symbolism. The tone is strongly Feeling: they react in an emotional, value-driven way to events, especially regarding teams and friends, for example “a soyang é sem sacanagem uma das melhores pessoas q eu já conheci.” and intense emotional outbursts like “vou me cortar inteiro parabéns esporte clube bahia”, prioritizing how things feel over structured argument. They appear Perceiving rather than Judging: the feed is spontaneous, impulsive, and moment-focused, with rapid swings in mood and unfiltered reactions such as “que vontade de abrir meu pescoço com uma colhr” and chaotic hype like “#GOpaiN #GOpaiN#GOpaiN#GOpaiN...”, suggesting flexibility and living in the moment more than long-term planning or order. Put together, an outgoing, emotional, metaphor-loving, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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20 • Bahia & Vasco sufferer, RED Canids believer, Gojo on off-days. Once skipped a shower for ‘luck’ and my team still lost.– @bigtomia

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This cocktail is built on cachaça infused with spicy pepper for their fiery football and esports fandom, screaming things like “JAPA CAMPEAO NACIONAL VAI TOMARNO CU TODO MUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO É DA BAHIA PORRAAAAAAA” and “BORA GALO PORRAAA”. Blue curaçao nods to their love of anime/gaming drama, from “PROJETO BLUE LOCK É REAL” to the general over-the-top Gojo energy in the bio. Guaraná soda keeps the drink hyper and chaotic, matching the all-caps timelines like “PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “#GOpaiN REVERSE SWEEP, EU ACREDITOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. A dash of salt represents the tilted, bitter-salty side in tweets such as “vou me cortar inteiro parabéns esporte clube bahia” and “felizmente meu bahia não consegue decidir nem isso”. Finally, a lime wedge flambéed with sugar captures their dark humor and dramatic flair in lines like “que vontade de abrir meu pescoço com uma colhr” and the unapologetic attitude of “eu sou burro, não otário”, turning angst into something bright and unforgettable.

Your Hogwarts House
This account reads as very high-intensity, emotional, and impulsive – all classic Gryffindor traits. In sports and esports, they throw themselves fully into the moment with almost reckless passion, e.g. the all‑caps outbursts like “JAPA CAMPEAO NACIONAL VAI TOMARNO CU TODO MUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO É DA BAHIA PORRAAAAAAA” and “ISSO AQUI É RED CANIDS PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, which show a fearless, chest‑out, ‘warrior for my team’ energy. They often frame things in terms of emotional battles and dramatic stakes, like “vou me cortar inteiro parabéns esporte clube bahia” and “que vontade de abrir meu pescoço com uma colhr” – hyperbolic, but very in line with Gryffindor’s dramatized relationship to suffering and courage. There’s also a protective, confrontational streak in tweets such as “nem agr nem nunca seu pau no cu” and “aí seu pau no cu seu apelido aqui é kafta”, suggesting someone who isn’t afraid of direct conflict when riled. Finally, the mix of self-deprecating bravery and refusal to be a fool in “eu sou burro, não otário” shows a willingness to own flaws while still standing up for themselves, which fits Gryffindor much more than the colder calculation of Slytherin or the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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A well‑suited song for them is Ultralight Beam because it captures intense emotion, chaos, and faith all mixed together, just like their timeline swings between despair and euphoria. They jump from dark humor and self-destructive exaggeration like “que vontade de abrir meu pescoço com uma colhr” and “obg vou me matar” to pure, almost religious joy in sports and esports, shouting “ISSO AQUI É RED CANIDS PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “JAPA CAMPEAO NACIONAL VAI TOMARNO CU TODO MUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO É DA BAHIA PORRAAAAAAA”. The song’s theme of struggling with inner turmoil while still believing in something bigger mirrors their emotional swings when following Bahia, Vasco, and RED Canids, like “torcer pra Bahia é rezar p eles acordarem bem pqp”. Their bio calling themselves “literalmente o gojo” and posts like “eu sou burro, não otário” show a self-aware, dramatic persona that fits the grand, almost spiritual intensity of Ultralight Beam. The mix of irony, devotion to their teams, and raw feelings in their tweets aligns well with the song’s blend of vulnerability, hype, and larger‑than‑life energy.

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