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Your Simpsons character
This account most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and always a bit unserious even when talking about real-life annoyances. The user leans heavily into trolling and playful cruelty, like calling someone “hoodgenius and his crusty booger nose” and begging to get him off the timeline “Get hoodgenius and his crusty booger nose off my tl please”, which mirrors Bart’s teasing and prankster energy. They also complain about everyday misfortunes with a jokey, dramatic flair, such as being dismissed by their long-time barber “Just pulled up to my barber of 6 years with no appointment and that nigga told me to leave” and getting hit by subscriptions and family expenses at once “Gym and Spotify just double teamed my bank account and my sister asking me to pay the family Netflix”. Their posts about broken sleep schedules “Woke up at 5pm all last week and now I got a week of 9am lectures” and being 13 in 2020 “larping mental illness” “2020 was crazy I was 13 in #vent larping mental illness and depression” fit Bart’s mix of immature self-awareness and exaggerated angst. Overall, the combo of meme-heavy humor, light self-deprecation, and constant clowning on others feels much more Bart than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean slightly introverted: their tweets are observational and self-contained rather than about parties or big social circles, e.g. joking about sleep and lectures in “Woke up at 5pm all last week and now I got a week of 9am lectures” and “Fixed my sleep schedule but now I can’t stay awake after 9pm”, which suggests a life centered on their own routines rather than external social stimulation. They show a clear Intuitive bent through abstract humor and exaggeration like “Kirkification is worse than what they did to Mussolini” and the dramatic, metaphorical “خذني إلى أبواب الجحيم السبعة قبل أن تأخذني إلى هنا”, prioritizing concepts and hyperbole over concrete facts. Their tone is more Thinking than Feeling: they use blunt, sometimes cutting phrasing like “Get hoodgenius and his crusty booger nose off my tl please” and analytical media takes such as “Instead of copy ninja Kakashi… They should’ve called him Kakashi of the mud wall cause that guy was bagfishing his bag was not that deep”, focusing on critique and logic-based humor rather than harmony. The Perceiving side shows in their chaotic scheduling and spontaneous complaints: “Woke up at 5pm all last week and now I got a week of 9am lectures” and “Gym and Spotify just double teamed my bank account and my sister asking me to pay the family Netflix” portray a reactive, go-with-the-flow lifestyle rather than structured planning. Overall, the mix of detached, conceptual humor, critical analysis of media and culture, and unstructured day-to-day life best fits INTP.

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19 | Recovered 5pm riser, betrayed by my barber, haunted by gym + Spotify charges. Live-tweeting anime, hoops, and the weird parts of the internet.– @bilal12578

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The HoodGenius Highball is a wired-but-tired drink: espresso-infused rum for the guy who “Fixed my sleep schedule but now I can’t stay awake after 9pm”, strong enough to keep him conscious through 9am lectures after “Woke up at 5pm all last week and now I got a week of 9am lectures”. Hot honey syrup nods to his chaotic food combos and memes like “Hot honey smash burger munchbox Dubai chocolate”, giving the drink a sweet burn that shouldn’t work but somehow does. Yuzu soda keeps it light and zippy, like his timeline of anime, memes, and random observations from “Guys were doing anything in 2020” to “Indian flippers on ig reels for no reason”. The activated charcoal ice shard is his dark, dramatic streak, echoing the energy of “خذني إلى أبواب الجحيم السبعة قبل أن تأخذني إلى هنا” and his habit of turning minor inconveniences into apocalyptic bits. A dash of salted caramel runs through it all: a slightly bitter, salty aftertaste that still ends up comforting, like when he jokes about broke-student life in “Gym and Spotify just double teamed my bank account and my sister asking me to pay the family Netflix” while somehow staying unserious and sweet about it.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by wit, meta-commentary, and observational humor, which aligns closely with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on creativity and sharp thinking. They frequently make clever, layered jokes about media and fandom culture, like calling Kakashi a bagfisher in “Instead of copy ninja Kakashi of the sharingan They should’ve called him Kakashi of the mud wall cause that guy was bagfishing his bag was not that deep” or clowning power-scalers in “Prime JJK had people saying anything man”. There’s also a self-aware, analytical streak in posts such as “My dreams nowadays are just really uneventful and set in my regular life like bro can I get superpowers or something”, where they’re reflecting on their own inner life rather than just events. Even their complaints are framed through humorous, almost essay-like setups, such as “Gym and Spotify just double teamed my bank account and my sister asking me to pay the family Netflix” and the dry comparison in “Corniest fanbase of today (Esdeekid) vs Corniest fanbase in history (Carti) who you got”. While there are hints of Slytherin-style self-preservation (e.g., stressing over money and schedules) and a Gryffindor-esque willingness to roast others in “Get hoodgenius and his crusty booger nose off my tl please”, the dominant through-line is a consistently witty, media-literate, and reflective voice characteristic of Ravenclaw.

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Kendrick Lamar’s HUMBLE. fits @bilal12578’s mix of self-aware clowning, dark humor, and internet-native sarcasm. They joke about their own life and Ls in a laid-back way, like showing up to their barber of six years and getting rejected in “Just pulled up to my barber of 6 years with no appointment and that nigga told me to leave”, which matches the song’s theme of being cut down to size. There’s also a thread of existential humor and mild despair, seen in “My dreams nowadays are just really uneventful and set in my regular life like bro can I get superpowers or something” and the darkly dramatic “خذني إلى أبواب الجحيم السبعة قبل أن تأخذني إلى هنا”, echoing the song’s tension between ego and harsh reality. Their timeline is full of commentary on online culture and fanbases like “Corniest fanbase of today (Esdeekid) vs Corniest fanbase in history (Carti) who you got”, which aligns with the track’s critique of clout and superficiality. Overall, HUMBLE. captures that blend of confidence, self-roasting, and cutting observation that defines their posts.

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