Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows deep concern for others’ struggles, e.g. worrying about their nani’s lack of documents and the BLO’s demands: “the damn BLO is here asking for passports...”, “my nani has barely any documentation...”.
- Politically-aware: Engages critically with state power, student politics, demolitions, Palestine and Hindutva, e.g. “explains why they want to burn down centuries if not millennia old olive trees”, “student politics in this country are only in the realm of acceptance as long as they pertain to the interests of the uc students”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently examines their own feelings and patterns, e.g. “what happened to the 16 year old that was all anti substance abuse and shit”, “can my mind ever focus on one thing and not be bombarded by everything else”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares complex emotions—anger, love, exhaustion, hope—e.g. “alongside love, i want to irradiate hope and strength for all people i come across” alongside “i have unreal amounts of hate”.
- Community-oriented: Values collective bonds and solidarity, seen in political slogans, care for friends/oomfs, and desire to give strength: “alongside love, i want to irradiate hope and strength for all people i come across”, “manifesting oomf meetup soon everyone say inshallah”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Repeatedly expresses desire to die or self-harm as an escape from distress: “please kill me”, “what should i do with the realisation that i need to keel myself like do i just go out and do it?”, “i don’t know if ill make it out alive in 2028”.
- Self-loathing: Speaks very harshly about themself and their capabilities, e.g. “my sheer incompetency at engg subjects (conjured up) makes me want to just give up and d!e”, “i am weak”, “at this point my life is a dead end”.
- Emotional-overload: Frequently feels overwhelmed, unable to cope or focus, e.g. “how do i fit time for physical activity w the UNGODLY amounts of study i HAVE to do”, “can my mind ever focus on one thing and not be bombarded by everything else”, “HOW TO NOT HYPERVENTILATE WHEN ARGUING WITH FAMILY”.
- Substance-risk: Shows awareness yet ongoing pull toward substances, suggesting risk of reliance: “i am a prime target for getting addicted to substances”, “should i go smoke again my cough's almost healed”, “what happened to the 16 year old that was all anti substance abuse”.
- Family-conflict: Family interactions are highly distressing and destabilizing, e.g. “HOW TO NOT HYPERVENTILATE WHEN ARGUING WITH FAMILY”, “gaslight karne lage bhai ye log, tu mere ma baap ko jaanta hi nhi hai”, “screw my father tho”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: politically conscious, deeply empathetic, and constantly oscillating between idealism and burnout. They show strong leftist, anti-authoritarian politics and concern for structural injustice, like when they talk about demolitions and state violence: “manikarnika ghat being destroyed is a really poignant expression of the cruelty of this regime” and “daily reminder climate change implicates both the 50+ degree and ~0 degree weather you're seeing in ncr”. Like Lisa’s tendency to care for everyone but neglect herself, they write, “alongside love, i want to irradiate hope and strength for all people i come across” yet also, “mujh mein ek aag hai… na jaane ye aag khud ke liye kahan ghayab ho jaati hai”. Their academic stress and feeling out of place in an environment they dislike mirrors Lisa’s alienation as the serious, overthinking student: “my sheer incompetency at engg subjects (conjured up) makes me want to just give up and d!e” and “i cannot stay here, do this, pretend to like it”. Even their mix of dark self-talk and stubborn hope — “i hope everything can improve because my other option is death” — matches Lisa’s blend of despair at the world and refusal to fully give up.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: although they interact online, their tweets emphasize exhaustion, inward focus, and needing privacy, e.g. “please don't bring my city on tl it's scary i feel like im being doxxed” and repeated variations of “i am tired”, suggesting social overwhelm rather than energy from interaction. They clearly favor Intuition over Sensing, often jumping to broader systems and meanings from specific events, as in “daily reminder climate change implicates both the 50+ degree and ~0 degree weather you're seeing in ncr” and political/systemic reflections like “the writing on the wall is clear: student politics in this country are only in the realm of acceptance as long as they pertain to the interests of the uc students”. Their reasoning is value-laden and emotionally charged, indicating Feeling over Thinking; they center love, hope, and hurt, e.g. “alongside love, i want to irradiate hope and strength for all people i come across” contrasted with intense emotional pain like “no i dont have it in me to not kms i keep losing hope”, and their political stances are framed in moral terms rather than dry logic. Finally, their life seems more Perceiving than Judging: they often feel disorganized and overwhelmed by tasks (“can my mind ever focus on one thing and not be bombarded by everything else i need to do when i am doing that one thing”), and they talk about exploring and drifting (e.g. “i think 2026 is gonna be the year where i say fuck it and explore my city alone”) more than rigid planning or structured goal-following. Altogether, the introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and somewhat scattered expression of values and politics aligns most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hate that management subject so much and still pull Wordle wins in 5/6 — clearly you’re carrying this semester on your ‘mera kandha khatam hai’ shoulder. Want to rest it on me while we fake lab results together?
- You said ‘meri dulhan toh āzādi hai’ — lucky for me, I’m only here to be your illegal side hobby: late-night walks exploring your city in 2026, ranting about demolitions and climate change like it’s our version of a rom-com.
- You got a bamboo stick to practice calligraphy; I already know the first thing you’ll write is ‘inqilab zindabad’ — but I was kind of hoping you’d also sneak my name in between those radical strokes.
- You’re out here protecting your nani from a BLO demanding passports and PAN while tweeting ‘zindagi honi hi nahi chahiye’ for yourself — if you can hold that much love and rage for others, I’d like to volunteer as the person who reminds you you’re worth that same protection.
- You: hungry, tired, pet kharab, oscilloscope not working, birds screaming at 3:12 a.m., management class torture, demolitions on the timeline. Me: the calming presence who shows up with garam aate ke laddoo and says, ‘breathe, argue with family later, first tell me about that Israeli-Brahmin-bodybuilder reel again.’
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Engineering student, leftist reader, Wordle struggler. Once learned pongal’s scent is camphor and hasn’t recovered since. Views my own, politics loud.– @billa__marxbadi
Your signature cocktail
Viṣailā Vāmpanthī Vesper
The Smoky mezcal base stands in for their intense, sometimes self-destructive edge and substance flirting, echoing lines like “i am a prime target for getting addicted to substances” and “should i go smoke again my cough's almost healed”. Black coffee cold brew captures the exhausted, overcaffeinated student energy of “how do i fit time for physical activity w the UNGODLY amounts of study i HAVE to do” and the endless stream of "tired" check-ins like “i am tired”. The tamarind-jaggery syrup gives a sour-sweet desi core that mirrors their warmth and love under all the rage, resonating with “alongside love, i want to irradiate hope and strength for all people i come across” and political tenderness like “meri dulhan toh āzādi hai”. A red chili and black pepper tincture brings the necessary burn for their revolutionary anger and sharp political takes, from “liberal hindu ko kharoncho, illiberal hindutvavadi milega” to demolition grief in “manikarnika ghat being destroyed is a really poignant expression of the cruelty of this regime”. Finally, a camphor-cardamom mist over the top nods to their nerdy delight over sensory details like “that fragrance of south indian temple prasadam and (in my case) pongal comes from camphor???????????? wtf?”, giving the drink an experimental, almost sacred finish worthy of a خوابگاہ revolutionary.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows Gryffindor-style courage and a strong impulse to stand up against injustice, especially in political contexts. They sharply criticize state violence and authoritarianism, calling demolitions and actions like the destruction of Manikarnika Ghat “a really poignant expression of the cruelty of this regime” in tweets such as “manikarnika ghat being destroyed is a really poignant expression of the cruelty of this regime” and challenge Hindu majoritarianism in posts like “liberal hindu ko kharoncho, illiberal hindutvavadi milega”. They show a readiness to confront harm directly and even physically, for example in “i am beating the shit out of anyone who does that to me or anyone else.”, which reads as impulsive, hot-blooded protectiveness characteristic of Gryffindor. Their willingness to publicly express intense despair and anger, as in “no i dont have it in me to not kms i keep losing hope” and “i have unreal amounts of hate”, suggests someone who feels things strongly and reacts from the heart rather than with calculated self-preservation. At the same time, they frame themselves as wanting to radiate hope and strength to others in tweets like “alongside love, i want to irradiate hope and strength for all people i come across”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s idealistic, almost heroic self-image. They do show elements of Hufflepuff empathy and Ravenclaw political curiosity, but the dominant traits here are moral courage, confrontational idealism, and emotional impulsiveness—classic Gryffindor hallmarks.
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Your song
Bella Ciao - Traditional (Italian Partisan Song)
The song Bella Ciao fits them because it’s an anti-fascist resistance anthem, echoing their explicitly radical, revolutionary politics and username “viṣailā vāmpanthī” (poisonous leftist). Their bio “اِنقـــــلاب زنــــدہ باد” (“Long live the revolution”) and tweets like “liberal hindu ko kharoncho, illiberal hindutvavadi milega” and “manikarnika ghat being destroyed is a really poignant expression of the cruelty of this regime” show a deep anger against authoritarianism, just like the song’s defiance. They connect local injustices to broader struggles, for example “explains why they want to burn down centuries if not millennia old olive trees” and their Palestinian flag in the name, which matches the song’s internationalist adoption by left movements. At the same time, their repeated exhaustion and despair, such as “i hope everything can improve because my other option is death” and “zindagi honi hi nahi chahiye”, resonate with the mournful yet stubbornly resistant tone of Bella Ciao. Despite personal and political hopelessness, they still talk about radiating hope and strength — “alongside love, i want to irradiate hope and strength for all people i come across” — which mirrors the song’s spirit of fighting on even when defeat feels inevitable.
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