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Moe, the owner of the local bar, embodies a similar cynical and jaded outlook as Bill. Both are prone to making sarcastic remarks, expressing frustration with the world, and engaging in self-deprecating humor. Moe's bar is a gathering place for the town's misfits and outcasts, just as Bill's tweets often attract a similar crowd of individuals who share his cynical and contrarian views. Moe's struggles with running his business and his constant search for love, despite his cynicism, parallel Bill's own struggles with his career and relationships. "'Why is my credit going down every day?? I don't get it' 'How do you know its going down?' 'I've been checking it like every day' [picture]" is a perfect example of Bill's cynicism and self-deprecation, similar to Moe's constant complaints about his bar and his lack of success.

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A misanthropic man consumed with self-loathing. But I'm also a soccer coach, a history buff, and a lover of classic rock. I'm not afraid to speak my mind, even if it's unpopular. I'm also a bit of a troll, so don't take everything I say too seriously.– @BillDanger6969

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Bill's personality aligns with Slytherin's values of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His cynicism, his desire to "make money" through provocative tweets, and his tendency to manipulate situations to his advantage, like "Wish I could monetize a Twitter. Put something like 'Biden says he wears high heels and walks down Miracle Mile looking to get picked up.... thoughts?' Boom bunch of morons click that shit and I'm making 15.23$ every 3 months like a fucking boss [picture]" are all hallmarks of Slytherin. He also displays a willingness to exploit others for personal gain, as seen in "'Hey this is XYZ, a nonprofit. We'd like you to give us money. We already have others doing it. We will really give great exposure to your company' 90% of the phone calls I answer at the brewery [picture]" which further reinforces his Slytherin traits.

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This song's dark and cynical lyrics, its exploration of societal alienation and disillusionment, and its complex musical structure resonate with Bill's cynical outlook and his fascination with rebellion. The song's protagonist, a disillusioned and alienated individual, embodies a similar sense of frustration and despair as Bill expresses in his tweets. Bill's comments about his disdain for "sterile" and "lame" things, like "HGTV homes redone js on at gym Watching the before and after is like watching something that has character get murdered into a sterile and lame blob [picture]" align with the song's critique of consumerism and the pursuit of superficiality. The song's themes of violence and anarchy, while not explicitly endorsed by Bill, are subtly reflected in his comments about wanting to "kill a 30 rack with a Silverback [picture]" and his desire to "make the stories of my childhood colleges years fantasy so I can tell my children about how I used to be an alcoholic but call it potions and shit [picture]" which suggest a fascination with rebellion and a desire to break free from societal constraints.

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