billybeefs
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sarcastic: He often uses sarcasm and dark humor in his tweets, like when he said 'Humans have accomplished some pretty impressive stuff compared to other critters. Too bad it’ll all be gone soon lol'.
- Opinionated: He's not afraid to express his opinions, even if they are controversial, like when he tweeted about how 'Telling people not to patronize a restaurant is worse than incinerating children, according to notorious fatass John Podhoretz'.
- Funny: He's a big fan of memes and often shares them on Twitter, even creating his own, which shows his sense of humor.
- Knowledgeable: He's a big fan of basketball and often tweets about the NBA, particularly the Minnesota Timberwolves, which shows his knowledge of the sport.
- Observant: He's a big fan of classic sitcoms and movies, and often references them in his tweets, which shows his attentiveness to pop culture.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: He often expresses his disillusionment with the world, like when he tweeted about how 'humans have accomplished some pretty impressive stuff compared to other critters. Too bad it’ll all be gone soon lol'.
- Trolling: He enjoys provoking people with his tweets, like when he tweeted about how 'Telling people not to patronize a restaurant is worse than incinerating children, according to notorious fatass John Podhoretz'.
- Controversial: He's not afraid to express his opinions, even if they are controversial, like when he tweeted about how 'Telling people not to patronize a restaurant is worse than incinerating children, according to notorious fatass John Podhoretz'.
- Overly critical: He's a bit of a conspiracy theorist and often tweets about things like the 'April Fool' and how 'humans have accomplished some pretty impressive stuff compared to other critters. Too bad it’ll all be gone soon lol'.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
William's sarcastic humor, his tendency to be a bit of a troll, and his love for classic sitcoms all point to Sideshow Bob. He's often critical of people and things, like when he says 'Gobert getting roasted by Luka on one play is not the reason the Wolves are down 3 0. KAT and Edwards totally shitting the bed is.' He's also not afraid to challenge authority, like when he says 'This shouldn’t be shocking, but I can’t believe how blatantly evil US politicians are now. They’re totally unafraid of any political consequences.' These traits, combined with his love for classic sitcoms, make him a perfect fit for Sideshow Bob.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a basketball game, because I'm totally falling for you.
- Do you believe in love at first tweet? Because I'm already head over heels for you.
- I'm not sure what's more impressive, your ability to make me laugh or your ability to make me forget about the world's problems.
- I'm a bit of a cynic, but I have to admit, you're making me believe in love again.
- I'm not sure what's more impressive, your ability to make me laugh or your ability to make me forget about the world's problems.
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Cynical observer of the world, with a penchant for dark humor and memes. I'm a fan of basketball, classic sitcoms, and good jokes, even if they have typos. Don't take me too seriously, but do take my opinions into consideration. Follow me for a healthy dose of skepticism and sarcasm.– @billybeefs
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Slytherin
William's sharp wit, his willingness to challenge authority, and his tendency to be a bit of a troll all point to Slytherin. His tweets often poke fun at those in power, like when he says 'This shouldn’t be shocking, but I can’t believe how blatantly evil US politicians are now. They’re totally unafraid of any political consequences.' He's also not afraid to challenge the status quo, like when he says 'Gobert getting roasted by Luka on one play is not the reason the Wolves are down 3 0. KAT and Edwards totally shitting the bed is.' These traits, combined with his sharp wit and sarcastic humor, make him a perfect fit for Slytherin.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
William's sarcastic humor, his tendency to be a bit of a troll, and his love for classic rock all point to 'Mr. Brightside.' He's often critical of people and things, like when he says 'Gobert getting roasted by Luka on one play is not the reason the Wolves are down 3 0. KAT and Edwards totally shitting the bed is.' He's also not afraid to challenge authority, like when he says 'This shouldn’t be shocking, but I can’t believe how blatantly evil US politicians are now. They’re totally unafraid of any political consequences.' These traits, combined with his love for classic rock, make him a perfect fit for 'Mr. Brightside'.
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