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They come across as sharp, self-aware, and often exasperated by how little nuance people show, very much like Lisa Simpson getting frustrated with everyone’s lack of critical thinking, as in their comment that people “need to learn reading comprehension” because it’s already “unsanitary” out there “gente, papo reto aqui, vocês precisam muito aprender a fazer interpretação de texto, tá ficando insalubre já”. Like Lisa, they’re politically and socially conscious, amplifying an important public campaign and nudging others to engage with it “Gente! Vão engajar a publicação da alanis, essa campanha da prefeitura do Rio é SUPER importante e necessária.”. They show a mix of dry humor and emotional intensity, joking about their own overreaction to fandom content “Boa noite aqui quem fala é a mãe da re, infelizmente ela veio a óbito devido a esse vídeo” and hating when a throwaway joke gets misread and blows up “detesto quando faço uma piadinha atentada aqui… e do nada tem 1k de likes e gente me xingando”. Their annoyance at casual sexism and homophobia at work also mirrors Lisa’s moral backbone and low tolerance for prejudice “escutar uma ‘piada’ extremamente machista e homofóbica dita de forma super tranquila”. Overall, they’re witty, principled, and often feeling too smart and too aware for the chaos around them—very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, centered on fandom discourse, joking with others, and reacting to public drama rather than private, introspective musings, e.g. complaining about people misinterpreting their joke in “detesto quando faço uma piadinha atentada aqui… e do nada tem 1k de likes e gente me xingando nos comentários pq levaram a sério 💀💀” and openly rallying others in “Gente! Vão engajar a publicação da alanis, essa campanha da prefeitura do Rio é SUPER importante e necessária.”. Their style suggests Intuition (N): they fixate on interpretations, subtext, and patterns rather than just surface facts, as in “gente, papo reto aqui, vocês precisam muito aprender a fazer interpretação de texto, tá ficando insalubre já” and meta-fandom takes like “A evolução de atração imediata, pra paixonite, pra se apaixonado, pra amando e finalmente pra estar confortável nesse amor e sendo amada de volta”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: reactions are emotional and value-based, whether anger at unethical behavior in “Trabalhar num setor só de homens… e escutar uma ‘piada’ extremamente machista e homofóbica dita de forma super tranquila 💀💀” or moral frustration with characters like “Puta que pariu, ele só vai fazer algo por causa dela mesmo que homem sem caráter do carlaho”. Their behavior fits Perceiving (P): they embrace impulsivity and flexibility, joking about procrastination or spontaneity such as “tinha mil coisas pra fazer hoje.... passei o dia todo na cama fazendo nada 🤡” and impulsive purchases in “Fiz três compras completamente impulsivas e desnecessárias. Me sentindo adorável.”. Overall, the energetic engagement with fandom, focus on feelings and values, love of jokes and chaos, and tendency to react in the moment rather than organize long-term plans lines up best with ENFP.

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Brazilian office worker surviving fandom chaos, Rio heat & questionable bosses. Once bought a headset on impulse and it became my healthiest relationship.– @bimillsmartel

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This drink is a chaotic little drama queen: strong, bitter-sweet, and low‑key unhinged, just like someone whose bio is literally “My jokes are cries for help” and who complains that “detesto quando faço uma piadinha atentada aqui… e do nada tem 1k de likes e gente me xingando”. The cachaça with coffee is for the overcaffeinated, text‑interpretation‑police energy of “gente, papo reto aqui, vocês precisam muito aprender a fazer interpretação de texto, tá ficando insalubre já”. Pink grapefruit keeps it visually ‘princessy’ while still tart, nodding to her rant about people confundindo “princesinha patricinha, bonitinha, delicada” with gender stereotypes. Mate syrup represents the eternally online novela/Globoplay watcher begging, “Ohhhhh globoplayyyyyyyy @globoplay”, and the Rio‑centric timeline she boosts when saying “essa campanha da prefeitura do Rio é SUPER importante”. The dash of chili tincture is for her sudden bursts of rage at fictional men like “O Leonardo é um CUZAOOOOO” and morally-dodgy Rogério in “Ele só quer vingança mesmo… Tá fazendo tudo pensando nele mesmo”. Finally, the lime twist is the queer little flourish — subtle but unmistakable, just like the 🏳️🌈 in her bio and her constant soft spot for her galãs when she says “Maior galã que a Globo viu em anos”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s core trait is sharp analytical thinking mixed with textual and media interpretation, which is very Ravenclaw. They repeatedly complain about people’s inability to read and interpret nuance, like when they say people need to "learn to interpret text" and highlight that the "keyword" of their tweet was "visually" in “gente, papo reto aqui, vocês precisam muito aprender a fazer interpretação de texto, tá ficando insalubre já” and “palavra chave desse Tweet: visualmente”. They also think structurally about platforms and features, proposing specific functional improvements to AO3 such as chapter filters and per‑chapter kudos in “Things ao3 needs: filter by number of chapters… kudos by chapter… Things ao3 does NOT need: ads”, which shows problem‑solving and systems thinking. Their fandom commentary often focuses on character construction and acting choices rather than just vibes, as in “Andréia e Alanis doing an incredible job with this construction of the two… the team has a big hand in this too”, reflecting an analytical, meta perspective. Even their complaints about discourse emphasize logical fallacies and extremes—"if you say you like A, they assume you hate B" in “here is the zone of ‘you said you like A so I assumed you hate B’ so I’ll stay quiet”—which fits a Ravenclaw’s frustration with irrational thinking more than a primarily emotional or power‑driven response. While they show flashes of sarcasm and self‑preservation, the dominant throughline is intellectual: interpretation, structure, and critique, all hallmarks of Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is Shakira – She Wolf, because they’re openly a Shakira stan and even dream of a crossover between their fandoms and her music, as shown in “pra juntar meus dois mundinhos bem que loquinha podia desbloquear um música da Shakira né 🥺”. Their timeline mixes thirst, sarcasm, and unapologetic obsession over actresses and characters, reflected in tweets like “simplesmente o melhor vídeo do ano” and “Afetada estou”, which mirrors the song’s playful, liberated energy. She Wolf is about a woman who refuses to behave quietly or fit expectations, just like their bio (“The acct where I talk about whatever I want, cause it's my acct and not yours 🤷🏻♀️”) and their annoyance with people misreading them in “gente, papo reto aqui, vocês precisam muito aprender a fazer interpretação de texto, tá ficando insalubre já”. The track’s mix of drama and fun fits their flair for exaggeration and meme-y reactions, like “Boa noite aqui quem fala é a mãe da re, infelizmente ela veio a óbito devido a esse vídeo”. Overall, She Wolf captures their queer, intense, and hyper-online vibe while also being an artist they very clearly love.

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